My Shady Goods

[HonorableRogue]

Index

Mine

My Shady Goods

• Handless Cyclops
• Tools of the Trade
• Step 3
• Post Workout Rinse
• Pledge of Cleanliness
• Pledge of Cleanliness (Color)
• Love Thyself (Smaller)
• Failed Shower Smile
• Failed Bed Smile
• Lather, Rinse, Repeat
• Lather, Rinse, Repeat (Color)
• Every Nook and Cranny
• 20 More to Go
• 20 More to Go (Color)

Others

Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

• Cyclops Hands
• Bob and I
• The Heart (Final)
• The Head (Final)
• The Gut (Final)
• Sink Smile
• Smile Correct Color
• I Tried for Some Curves

Wet Wednesday

• Getting Wet (Small)
• Where's the Soap
• Where's the Soap (Color)
• Cleaning Man
• Left Bookend
• Right Bookend

 

[HonorableRogue]

Welcome back one and all to my Rogue’s Gallery. This used to house a moderately sized collection of never-before-seen images of my bed, bath and beyond shenanigans scattered about in the nooks and crannies of the Gallery. It even had random locked and/or hidden doors that led to My Secret Stash. If you still have a key hold onto it because as I recover my missing artwork I plan to keep ALL of it under lock and key: the good, the bad and the naughty.

As before, the pictures hanging in the gallery are here for you and I both. I’ll continue to add as long as I continue to find inspiration and new ideas to capture. But every cup runneth dry at some point. So, if you have an idea or request feel free to ask. Those that know, and use, the secret pass phrase are more likely to see their ideas turned into reality.

Even after creating more than 400 images, thanks to my hiatus I feel a little risty and welcome any and all comments and feedback because they help me hone my tradecraft.

Lastly, here’s a recap of some Answers to commonly asked Questions:

• 5' 9" (or 69")
• More than I want (but I'm working on it)
• Predominantly Gray (or Grey)
• Greenish
• 59

Cheers

Note: Though I doubt anyone will ever attempt to pass off images of me as theirs or their property...

These pictures are © 2025 by HonorableRogue. All rights reserved.

Then again, who are we kidding? The odds I'd actually find a plagiarized picture, retain a lawyer and pursue legal action are even worse than the odds that I'll win the lottery (the good lottery and not the one where I get stoned to death).

 

[HonorableRogue]

Notes:

shady [ shey-dee ]
adjective

1. abounding in shade; shaded
2. giving shade
3. shadowy; indistinct; spectral
4. of dubious character

goods [ɡʊdz]
plural noun

1. possessions and personal property
2. merchandise
3. the goods
   1. that which is expected or promised (to deliver the goods)
   2. the real thing
   3. incriminating evidence

 

[HonorableRogue]

I tried blowing the dust off my camera skills for the C: DSU thread last week and immediately failed the assignment. I hand no hands.
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So I took another (with hands) picture and posted it. But I hate to waste effort so here's the mistake.

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I actually liked this one better but it didn't meet the brief (though it did meet the lack thereof).

Cheers

 

[Omegawolfen]

Well would you Adam and Eve it, the HR is back, and still looking good

 

[HonorableRogue]

Well would you Adam and Eve it, the HR is back, and still looking good

Oh, nice bit'o cockney there Omega! And thanks.

I wonder if someone will ever make a Cockney AI? The phrases it would come up with would be army and navy!

Cheers

 

[Omegawolfen]

Oh, nice bit'o cockney there Omega! And thanks.

I wonder if someone will ever make a Cockney AI? The phrases it would come up with would be army and navy!

Cheers

I think it would blow it's little AI mind trying but sure would love to see what it would come up with.

 

[HonorableRogue]

One day I'll get myself an AI service subscription @Omegawolfen and hopefully I'll remember to ask it for a Cockney Dictionary. I wonder if I could get it to make one with pronunciations? And would they sound real or like the forced ones actors use?

Cheers

 

[talikat]

I tried blowing the dust off my camera skills for the C: DSU thread last week and immediately failed the assignment. I hand no hands.
https://png.pngtree.com/png-clipart/20220705/ourmid/pngtree-clock-face-no-hand-roboto-font-png-image_5683165.png
So I took another (with hands) picture and posted it. But I hate to waste effort so here's the mistake.



I actually liked this one better but it didn't meet the brief (though it did meet the lack thereof).

Cheers

Nothing about you is 'lack thereof', HR, always good to see you!!

 

[HonorableRogue]

Nothing about you is 'lack thereof', HR, always good to see you!!

Thank you for the kind words Mrs Kat.

Later this year I get to join you in another thread and I thought it best to take some time to blow the dust off my photo skills. Hopefully it will be like riding a bike...

...or something else.​

Cheers

 

[HonorableRogue]

The tools of my trade that are far more useful than lockpicks.

Hello holders, my old friends
I've come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
A few more clicks of cameras​

 

[talikat]

Thank you for the kind words Mrs Kat.

Later this year I get to join you in another thread and I thought it best to take some time to blow the dust off my photo skills. Hopefully it will be like riding a bike...

...or something else.​

Cheers

You're not dusty at all, HR, to be sure!

 

[HonorableRogue]

You're not dusty at all, HR, to be sure!

Respectfully, I must disagree @talikat and here's why.

Today I tried to use one of my homemade phone holder and take some shots in the shower. I'm not sure exactly what happen but I ended up with no pictures.

Not even bad ones.

So I'll try again tomorrow and hope the dust has settled.

Cheers

 

[talikat]

Respectfully, I must disagree @talikat and here's why.

Today I tried to use one of my homemade phone holder and take some shots in the shower. I'm not sure exactly what happen but I ended up with no pictures.

Not even bad ones.

So I'll try again tomorrow and hope the dust has settled.

Cheers

They didn't take at all? Or did they come out muddy? Keep trying, we'll still be here!

 

[HonorableRogue]

They didn't take at all? Or did they come out muddy? Keep trying, we'll still be here!

Nothing. The camera must have timed out which means I spent 5-10 minutes saying Capture, Cheese and Smile for nothing.

 

[HonorableRogue]

I had better luck this time @talikat.
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Thank you for the encouragement and Thank you @Omegawolfen for being the first to welcome me back.

Cheers

 

[talikat]

I had better luck this time @talikat.


Thank you for the encouragement and Thank you @Omegawolfen for being the first to welcome me back.

Cheers

Yes you did and I say again, you aren't dusty at all, we all have our flubs, but greatness comes after failure and you my friend are an example of greatness, love this, thank you!!

 

[HonorableRogue]

Thanks @talikat. Your kind words make me blush and my head swell. I'm glad you liked the shot. In other threads people like to hide links in emojis. Did you click the photo by chance?

I started years ago with my shower and my bed as my studio and I figured the best way for me to get back into the swing of Am Pics was to go back to what worked in the past.

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Cheers

 

[talikat]

Thanks @talikat. Your kind words make me blush and my head swell. I'm glad you liked the shot. In other threads people like to hide links in emojis. Did you click the photo by chance?

I started years ago with my shower and my bed as my studio and I figured the best way for me to get back into the swing of Am Pics was to go back to what worked in the past.



Cheers

No, I did not, you people are sneaky!! Love the color version as well and I will now be clicking on every dot, emoji and picture from now on!!

I have to say that going back to what worked in the past, is a good idea because this one definitely works!!

 

[HonorableRogue]

No, I did not, you people are sneaky!! Love the color version as well and I will now be clicking on every dot, emoji and picture from now on!!

I have to say that going back to what worked in the past, is a good idea because this one definitely works!!

I'm shocked that you were surprised at the sneaky @talikat. A common definition of a Rogue is a playfully mischievous person and you're one of the few still around that remembers the early days of this thread.

You outline a good strategy for this thread.

I always secretly hoped I'd get my thread to the 5k post finish line and now there's no defined end point. I guess now I'll just let it go until I Thelma & Louise off into the sunset.

Cheers

 

[talikat]

I'm shocked that you were surprised at the sneaky @talikat. A common definition of a Rogue is a playfully mischievous person and you're one of the few still around that remembers the early days of this thread.

You outline a good strategy for this thread.

I always secretly hoped I'd get my thread to the 5k post finish line and now there's no defined end point. I guess now I'll just let it go until I Thelma & Louise off into the sunset.

Cheers

Yes, but I'm a realist and see what is in front of me, not looking for hidden pictures............until NOW! Now I will hover my mouse over every nook and cranny, so I don't miss any hidden goodies!!

And, I'm hoping that this thread lives long and prospers as you are one of a kind that should be ogled on the regular!!

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Hey HR ~ I'm happy to see that you've revived your thread. You look great, as do your pics.

 

[HonorableRogue]

Hey HR ~ I'm happy to see that you've revived your thread. You look great, as do your pics.

Hey AS ~ Thanks for stopping by The Gallery. The restart was easier than I expected however the Spring Cleaning beforehand took much longer than I imagined.

And thank you for the kind words.

I'm actually trying to shave a little bit off my look. That's the primay reason I hit my thread with a defibrillator. I was happy how quickly my editing "muscle memory" returned. Then again, I had a good tutor years ago so I shouldn't be that surprised.

Cheers

 

[HonorableRogue]

The next couple of days are pretty busy so I'll toss this up now before I'm overcome by events and get too distracted to remember.



Cheers

P.S. Don't click until Friday...

Happy Valentine's Day ​

 

[talikat]

The next couple of days are pretty busy so I'll toss this up now before I'm overcome by events and get too distracted to remember.



Cheers

P.S. Don't click until Friday...

Happy Valentine's Day ​

Thank you for being so thoughtful, I feel spoiled with two wet pictures on WW........I like being spoiled!!