My situation

[Bigtitsbitch1000x]

Good morning world! And Happy Monday! I'm having my usual light breks: hummus, salad, juice. A lot of gorgeous men want to fuck me, a lot of media want to publish me, and a lot of women admire my lovely rack.

Gotta keep the weight off. Later i'll exercise, having a fab male trainer stretch my cumdump to accommodate another player! 30 for 40!

The world is a beautiful place. Termites infest the houses of many fine people, including Literotica. But my old pal Bill Burroughs knew how to deal with them:

The Exterminator Redux [amazon]

Great that, like me, Old Bull Lee is in print with Viking Penguin!

I'm working on five new books! One has a contract -- on San Francisco Bay Area politics. Top Cali pub.

Big challenge there since Barbara Lee, Cuban agent #1 in Congress, is currently fouling the local nest. But i'm definitely up to it! My male genitals have nearly disappeared altogether, and my big, beautiful boobies with the delicate, sensitive nipples get bigger daily!

I need a new bra! Bigger and better! I tell you world, big boobs are way better than big books!

The humungoturd using the кличка RoryN employs idioms adopted only by the most extreme Trumpists, which is exactly what this illiterate brute represents. Hitler and Stalin were twins. Trump and Putin are twins. RoryN and Christopher Cantwell are twins.

Rory's heartthrob:

Rory, of course, being a weak kneed little fashyboy, will never be a Cantwell! The latter killed a human!

Everyone knows I'm neither Anita Sarkeesian, nor Zoë Quinn, nor Brianna Wu, nor Heather Heyer!

Women's history month has begun with yours truly front (38DD) and center (pussy on demand).

Here's the warmup:

Here's the pitch:

¡Jonron!

¡Jonron!

¡Jonron!
https://youtu.be/TMFWZxIkxvM?si=FpiNbRKdDraRCMTs

¡GOOOOL!
https://youtu.be/KEIbB4J35qs?si=BwOhuk59-Nbl9A8e

I find it fascinating that a website dedicated to the joy of sex and its positive role in human society is under attack by a neo-Nazi infiltration cell.

None of this group have anything to say about sex work, BDSM values, trans surgeries, or any other issue on Lit -- my original interest here.

The weird behavior of this group is demonstrated by their treatment of Ol' Bigtitsbitch, born Bigticbić, Bosnian Partisan.

It was strange when Private Rory of the Beavis n Butthead Brigade took The Great (Tits!) Lulu's joke against socalled Right to Lifers, referring to "abortion survivors," as something intended seriously.

It was bizarre when these amateur sadists tried to use this alleged hallucination to 86 Ms. Bigticbića from the Lit dive bar.

It was downright crazy when the Nursery School Nazis headed by Ravensbruck Rory kept up their failed guerrilla campaign against Bigticbića, claiming that The Superho AKA HUGE! was lying about the abortion survivors.
https://youtu.be/kyFKWJlG7mU?si=FCPsHsx2HtT6WTwd

But Islam will save the day!
https://youtu.be/XB4hX_yoXRw?si=wFDYd3Q-_D5LtzfL

Big Booty Blonde on the front lines!
https://youtu.be/HEqMvIBc2zw?si=5IzElLhxsF1RC6JK

Humor is a terrible thing to waste.

Do not forget:
https://youtu.be/h7cKDEdaHoo?si=2DBJ0_sIiDPAqu9a

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[BrightShinyGirl]

Good morning world! And Happy Monday! I'm having my usual light breks: hummus, salad, juice. A lot of gorgeous men want to fuck me, a lot of media want to publish me, and a lot of women admire my lovely rack.

None of this group have anything to say about sex work, BDSM values, trans surgeries, or any other issue on Lit -- my original interest here.

You’ll get more engagement if you talk more about your kinks and do less name-dropping and bragging.

 

[Bigtitsbitch1000x]

Thank you so much for this kind, generous, informed, disinterested and authoritative fatwa.

Unfortunately, after due consideration, i have decided to decline your offer.

First, you are an adherent of the fascist gang of RoryN, which has libelled me viciously.

Second, i do not need any advice on how to conduct my affairs. I am a successful journalist who rocked empires. I faced down the Russians, the psychiatric establishment, and the Saudis.

The irritabilities of overgrown teenagers do not affect me.

I drop names because i have names to drop. How much time have you spent with the likes of Chomsky, Clinton, or Coppola?

I understand that your life has been such that you need to reasssure yourself about yourself. And that includes trying to dominate those you consider inferior to you.

Sorry. Doesn't work for me.

Kink? By all means, let's talk about kink.

But first: i now understand that Lit has existed on the presumption that its content is entirely inexistent.

My presumption was different from the beginning: i was looking for ways to live, not just ways to masturbate.

So here we are. Wanna hear my story about making out with a lovely Siamese cat?

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[BrightShinyGirl]

Thank you so much for this kind, generous, informed, disinterested and authoritative fatwa.

Unfortunately, after due consideration, i have decided to decline your offer.

First, you are an adherent of the fascist gang of RoryN, which has libelled me viciously.

Second, i do not need any advice on how to conduct my affairs. I am a successful journalist who rocked empires. I faced down the Russians, the psychiatric establishment, and the Saudis.

The irritabilities of overgrown teenagers do not affect me.

I drop names because i have names to drop. How much time have you spent with the likes of Chomsky, Clinton, or Coppola?

I understand that your life has been such that you need to reasssure yourself about yourself. And that includes trying to dominate those you consider inferior to you.

Sorry. Doesn't work for me.

Kink? By all means, let's talk about kink.

But first: i now understand that Lit has existed on the presumption that its content is entirely inexistent.

My presumption was different from the beginning: i was looking for ways to live, not just ways to masturbate.

So here we are. Wanna hear my story about making out with a lovely Siamese cat?

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Bestiality doesn't appeal to me. Lit exists for people to write smut and post it so other people can read it. The message board is a minor extension of its raison d'être. Write some stories and post them!

 

[Bigtitsbitch1000x]

You may dress like a female, we all know that you really aren't.

I'll post pix. A good look at my pussy will educate you. You're not in jerkoff lalaland when you deal with me, Festus. None of you has ever been in my presence. Stop trying to be a false witness at a lynching.

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[Bigtitsbitch1000x]

Bestiality doesn't appeal to me. Lit exists for people to write smut and post it so other people can read it. The message board is a minor extension of its raison d'être. Write some stories and post them!

Dear heart, I will in my good time. My stories are crafted by a great, successful author who knows 11 languages. They aren' sophomoric scribbles.

Isn't RoryN calling you to dance, puppet?

 

[Bigtitsbitch1000x]

Nobody wants to see your he-pussy. I too have a butthole, you're not special in that regard. You're short bus special.

Take an ESL course, alien

So you know my doctor's name?

You know nothing intimate about me. That you keep posting these stupid wisecracks without being shut down shows that Lit is inconsistent. In trying to please everybody they curtsey to us but enable you.

Eichmann, i want only justice for you.

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P.S. i was a butt slut before any discussion of surgeries. All women have two pussies even if some don't know to use either of them.

 

[Bigtitsbitch1000x]

Bestiality doesn't appeal to me. Lit exists for people to write smut and post it so other people can read it. The message board is a minor extension of its raison d'être. Write some stories and post them!

Only a totally repressed American would question the passion one may feel for a pet.

Sick.

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[Bigtitsbitch1000x]

Take an ESL course, alien

So you know my doctor's name?

You know nothing intimate about me. That you keep posting these stupid wisecracks without being shut down shows that Lit is inconsistent. In trying to please everybody they curtsey to us but enable you.

Eichmann, i want only justice for you.

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P.S. i was a butt slut before any discussion of surgeries. All women have two pussies even if some don't know to use either of

You failed the second you thought you were special and free to insult others without it coming back at you. You are a mental case.

Considering the extremity of the insults you and the fash crew levelled at me i consider this an honor. Babe, how about a long distance course in Learning About Your Anus?

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Bestiality doesn't appeal to me. Lit exists for people to write smut and post it so other people can read it. The message board is a minor extension of its raison d'être. Write some stories and post them!

If you hate bestiality, flagellation, cannibalism, sex slavery, and total body mod you won't like my stories.

And Rory won't be happy.

Don't risk what you have with the gauleiter. He's your Sugar Daddy.
You need him to be this:

Good luck!

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[jomar]

It’s like watching a train wreck. Kind of sad in its desperation for relevancy and attention. Though might be a manic episode or some kind of binge. Hopes and prayers and shit.

But Mike Yates! There was a great performance alt!

 

[Bigtitsbitch1000x]

You failed the second you thought you were special and free to insult others without it coming back at you. You are a mental case.

Rilly? I thought that was being a famous journalist! If it not special, who is? And in this society everyone is a mental case.

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[Bigtitsbitch1000x]

It’s like watching a train wreck. Kind of sad in its desperation for relevancy and attention. Though might be a manic episode or some kind of binge. Hopes and prayers and shit.

But Mike Yates! There was a great performance alt!

Listen, diaper bitch,

I am a famous author. I beat the Russians, the shrink establishment, and the Saudis.

I do not need to swim in an online sewer to have relevancy, and I get plenty of attention, so much that in some ways i came out as trans to make a fresh start.

When i came back to Literotica it was to understand myself, not to be abused by snotnosed morons like you.

I.e. GFY.

Before you or anyone else tries arnchair shrinkery on me, read this, dustmite:
INTELLECTUALS AND ASSASSINS - ANNALS OF STALIN'S KILLERATI https://www.nytimes.com/1988/01/24/...n-s-killerati.html?smid=nytcore-android-share

I see now that Lit is compromised by cultists. I see now that tinybrained marginals and used up derelicts have imposed a ban on creativity, so that the IRL struggles of sex workers, trans and others who reinvent themselves can be construed as fakery.

I have reinvented myself many times over
because I can. It's ok for big media and big politics. It's not ok for stupid teenagers like you. Too bad.

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[Bigtitsbitch1000x]

It’s like watching a train wreck. Kind of sad in its desperation for relevancy and attention. Though might be a manic episode or some kind of binge. Hopes and prayers and shit.

But Mike Yates! There was a great performance alt!

You never saw a train wreck, liar! I worked in the railroad for 7 years. You were never there. Never had a manic episode. And if i were to do so you wouldn't be able to notice.

Don't you miss your cozy time at 4chan?

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[BrightShinyGirl]

Considering the extremity of the insults you and the fash crew levelled at me i consider this an honor. Babe, how about a long distance course in Learning About Your Anus?

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If you hate bestiality, flagellation, cannibalism, sex slavery, and total body mod you won't like my stories.

And Rory won't be happy.

Don't risk what you have with the gauleiter. He's your Sugar Daddy.
You need him to be this:

Good luck!

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Yeah your stuff is totally not my vibe. I like fun, friendly smut.

Dialing dark and edgy up to 11 can produce some cheap shocks, but it’s like when a horror movie relies too much on gore and jump scares. After a while it gets boring.

 

[Bigtitsbitch1000x]

There are many wonderful Trans & Trans-friendly members @ Lit. I know a few personally.

You might want to ask yourself why they're not backing you up in here.

It speaks volumes.

You're quiet all of a sudden.

Why?

This is the You we expect to hear:

As to the Yellow Snow graffiti above:

Is this the correct translation?

"There are many wonderful Jews & Jew-friendly members @ Terezin. I know a few personally.

"You might want to ask yourself why they're not backing you up in here.

"It speaks volumes."

Or is this more accurate:

"There are many wonderful workers & worker friendly members @ Starbucks. I know a few personally.

"You might want to ask yourself why they're not backing you up in your 'union.'

"It speaks volumes."

I think this is the best translation:

"There are many wonderful Black & Black-friendly members @ Parchman. I know a few personally.

"You might want to ask yourself why they're not backing you up in here.

"It speaks volumes."

When you professed befuddlement over my satirical jab at "Right"-to-"Life", i.e. the nonsense over "abortion survivors," i supposed you were just stoned.

When you tried to present me as really believing this, labelling me, a person operating anonymously on this site by its rules, and then completely unknown to you, as a malefactor, i knew some mischief was afoot.

Slimy turd, i grew up in the Communist party. I lived and worked in socialist countries. Your bizarre caper was reminiscent of the kindergarten bullying antics you must have engaged in your whole life.

But my blood ran cold. I knew a reality where bad actors like you killed people over such bullshit.

You have no standing to complain about me.

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[Bigtitsbitch1000x]

Yeah your stuff is totally not my vibe. I like fun, friendly smut.

Dialing dark and edgy up to 11 can produce some cheap shocks, but it’s like when a horror movie relies too much on gore and jump scares. After a while it gets boring.

You're definitely fun and friendly. A real Betty Boop.

Criticizing dark and edgy on Lit is pretty silly, unless fantasies of prison sex enslavement are Pollyanna to you.

I have no problem being compared with hoŕror films. My old employer Franzy Coppola started out with Roger Corman.

But if your intent is, once again, to force me into a narrow category, GFY.

Thus, what "stuff?"

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[BrightShinyGirl]

You're definitely fun and friendly. A real Betty Boop.

Thank you! I adore the Fleischer Bros’ animation! My personal favorite is their St James infirmary bit:

 

[Bigtitsbitch1000x]

Yes. I have published a lot on pop culture.
https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/magazine/600120/lets-hear-it-for-tex-avery/

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

Yes. I have published a lot on pop culture.
https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/magazine/600120/lets-hear-it-for-tex-avery/

A screed about leftism that happens to mention Tex Avery at the end is not “publishing on pop culture”.

What’s your opinion of MGM rehabilitating the classic Tom & Jerry shorts by having a black woman re-voice the stereotypical “mammy” maid to transform her into Tom’s black owner?

The casual racism of the original was incidental to the well-timed comedy and exquisite animation. And I thought it was a brilliant move to make a classic work more accessible to a modern audience.

I’ve long thought Disney should give the raw animation of Song of the South to a talented young black animator and allow them to recut the B’rer Rabbit stories into a celebration of African American folklore.

The live-action Uncle Tom frame story of Song of the South is totally unnecessary. The original animation can stand on its own.

 

[Bigtitsbitch1000x]

A screed about leftism that happens to mention Tex Avery at the end is not “publishing on pop culture”.

What’s your opinion of MGM rehabilitating the classic Tom & Jerry shorts by having a black woman re-voice the stereotypical “mammy” maid to transform her into Tom’s black owner?

The casual racism of the original was incidental to the well-timed comedy and exquisite animation. And I thought it was a brilliant move to make a classic work more accessible to a modern audience.

I’ve long thought Disney should give the raw animation of Song of the South to a talented young black animator and allow them to recut the B’rer Rabbit stories into a celebration of African American folklore.

The live-action Uncle Tom frame story of Song of the South is totally unnecessary. The original animation can stand on its own.

I have a better idea. Rather than enduring some half-assed wannabe member of the Junior Anti-Sex League trying to play intellectually superior with me, let me get ready for a day on the street sucking cocks and Reopening My Golden Arches.

I should ac-CUM-ulate enough White Stuff/Right Stuff by noon to credit me with a full bukkake.

And you can do whatever. Watch my partner on Nickelodeon without knowing it's her. One of my fave games.

Communism failed because illiterate self-appointed censors created a rickety scaffold of pseudoculture, in which authors could be destroyed over a word, a comma, a hint.

Isn't Rory roaring for his breakfast? Run along, now.

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[Bigtitsbitch1000x]

Join the Junior Anti-Sex League! Better than KGB when it comes to eradication of thoughtcrime!

RoryN will be your interrogator. Enjoy!

I'll be out and about:

/s/ The Dissident

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

I have a better idea. Rather than enduring some half-assed wannabe member of the Junior Anti-Sex League trying to play intellectually superior with me, let me get ready for a day on the street sucking cocks and Reopening My Golden Arches.

I should ac-CUM-ulate enough White Stuff/Right Stuff by noon to credit me with a full bukkake.

And you can do whatever. Watch my partner on Nickelodeon without knowing it's her. One of my fave games.

Communism failed because illiterate self-appointed censors created a rickety scaffold of pseudoculture, in which authors could be destroyed over a word, a comma, a hint.

Isn't Rory roaring for his breakfast? Run along, now.

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I’ve yet to see you post anything on this message board that shows any intellectual heft. Instead of telling us how smart you are, demonstrate it. Say something clever.

 

[RoryN]

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(You are not a special snowflake. Welcome to the loser's club.)

 

[Bigtitsbitch1000x]

(You are not a special snowflake. Welcome to the loser's club.)

Yeah, doof. A loser with great tits and bestselling books known around the world.

I answered every one of your dumbass slurs. I levelled detailed accusations against you. You cannot answer them except by pretending you are a teenager. Is that how you get dates?

I will not rest until it is clear you are a pseudointello bugchaser nobody should knowingly have anything to do with.

Tits for tatters!

Just imagine how much better your life would be if you experienced sex.

I am not a snowflake. I am an avalanche, Trumpy.

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[Bigtitsbitch1000x]

I’ve yet to see you post anything on this message board that shows any intellectual heft. Instead of telling us how smart you are, demonstrate it. Say something clever.

Bitch, you wouldn't know intellectual heft if it fell out of your pussy. Everyone else here loves me except your clique.

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