My thoughts

[cookiecat]

BREAST MASSAGER ASSISTANT APPLICATION

1. Are you looking for full or part-time employment?

2. How big are your hands?

3. Do you have any experience in nipple action? If yes, please describe below:

4. Do you have any restrictions that would prevent you from massaging my softballs?

5. Do you object to calling my tits "soft balls?"

6. It's been said that lips hands AND teeth can turn my grapefruits in to melons. Do you agree with this three-prong approach?

7. Describe any special skills you have?

8. List any research work you've done in this area.

9. Have you ever been convicted of a felony?

10. Do you have any previous jug modification experience?

Notice: cookie is an equal opportunity breast massager cat.

 

[RawHumor]

I am 29 with two kids, younger kid my daughter and elder one my hubby. I have to breastfeed both.

I just got baby for two yrs. We started playing when I had 36D, I became 40D within 4 yrs before we got married.

Forced lactation?

Just a hubby (and daughter) who are frequent drinkers from her teats, it sounds like.

Am I the only one who read the thread?

 

[Farawyn]

Just a hubby (and daughter) who are frequent drinkers from her teats, it sounds like.

Am I the only one who read the thread?

What thread?

 

[cookiecat]

My hubby also likes when I take control. But its the only control of his 8 inches. And my boobs are controlled by his hands, nipples are controlled by his teeth. And his penis is obviously controlled by my pussy. And his mind is controlled by my 44F soft balls, credit goes to his lips hands and teeth which turned those 44F from 36D. How can I deny to control his love juices which wants to fill my pussy within 10 mins, I make it longer and sometimes longest

Just a hubby (and daughter) who are frequent drinkers from her teats, it sounds like.

Am I the only one who read the thread?

While it certainly might've been lactation and suckling - which is super hot (sans kids) - that wasn't her explanation. See bolded junk above.

I'm pretty sure she said the same thing in another thread; it was her husband's magical massages that increased her boob size.

So yeah, I read through all of her threads several times because it was just such dang fun.

 

[Farawyn]

While it certainly might've been lactation and suckling - which is super hot (sans kids) - that wasn't her explanation. See bolded junk above.

I'm pretty sure she said the same thing in another thread; it was her husband's magical massages that increased her boob size.

So yeah, I read through all of her threads several times because it was just such dang fun.

Love it.

 

[_Necrosomantic_]

 

[Farawyn]

Cannot...stop...watching...

 

[MyNameIsNO]

*points to the Fetish Thread*

Oh good to know

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Just a hubby (and daughter) who are frequent drinkers from her teats, it sounds like.

Am I the only one who read the thread?

Hey you said lactation was key.
I was just asking if forced lactation counts.

 

[MastersDelight]

I saw MD was the last person to post here so of course I came to check it out.

I'm dying here.

BREAST MASSAGER ASSISTANT APPLICATION

1. Are you looking for full or part-time employment?

I think two bewbs requires fill time employment

2. How big are your hands?

Average woman sized

3. Do you have any experience in nipple action? If yes, please describe below:

I have a lot of experience with my own nipples, and I have to say I'm very satisfied with my service.

4. Do you have any restrictions that would prevent you from massaging my softballs?

No

5. Do you object to calling my tits "soft balls?"

Only if my hands are referred to as "the bats".

6. It's been said that lips hands AND teeth can turn my grapefruits in to melons. Do you agree with this three-prong approach?

I can't answer you, my mouth is full

7. Describe any special skills you have?

Ummmm I have a skilled tongue?

8. List any research work you've done in this area.

Just my own experiments

9. Have you ever been convicted of a felony?

Not convicted...

10. Do you have any previous jug modification experience?

My 36D turned into 40F obviously because of lips and teeth, not because of fat and pregnancies. I took no pills at danger time.

Notice: cookie is an equal opportunity breast massager cat.

 

[RawHumor]

It occurred to me - I wonder if I could get a hand job from this magical hand of his.

 

[cookiecat]

5. Do you object to calling my tits "soft balls?"

Only if my hands are referred to as "the bats".

yer hired!

 

[Miles Long]

You motor boating son of a bitch!

 

[MastersDelight]

You motor boating son of a bitch!

I guess motor boating could be considered "Willy nilly".

 

[Miles Long]

I guess motor boating could be considered "Willy nilly".

Vince Vaughn was ahead of his time.