Naming dildos

Then we're talking the same language ... but of course I'll take your suggestion
 
Russel looks like the real thing and sort of feels like the real thing but Russel doesn't move like the real thing lol
 
I have several dildo's which I have accumulated over the years. I have never named them, sounds like fun though.
I think of them in sizes. The first one which I have had for years is my husband. He is 7 inches by 1 1/2 inches.
The next is a smaller, 6 inch dildo vaculock which my wife and I bought so she could peg me. I think of this one as the teenager next door. Then my husband brought home his friend from work, a big 8" thick dildo. This one is my new love.
Then they both brought home another friend, this guy is massive, fully 10" and so so thick, like 3 inches thick. I have not been able to take him, just the tip and a little more. One day hope to be able to take him all the way to the balls.
 
Had a very large (10 inch) green dildo that was called the jolly green giant. Sadly the jolly green giant is no longer with us but I will always remember him fondly. Currently we have an 8 inch pink dildo that that my wife calls my boyfriend.
 
Have a friend that grew up an army brat ... She named hers "The General". I think that her dad only made colonel.
 
How many do you give your dildos names? Last night hubby surprised me with one he named Jack. I used a vibe while he used it on me and had an orgasm. Hubby fucked me right after while I was still stretched out from our friend Jack. Anyone ever done similar or have opinions to share?
Lol x My largest dildo is a Pony dildo and call it real name 'Kolton', had it for years and is over 11", can't take it fully by myself x Also have several other dildos and vibes that I named after different guys I enjoyed sex with, relative to size. Have a Elija, Aaron, Keith, Grandad, Peter, Raj and Joe x Plus a few more exotic x x x
 
Lol x My largest dildo is a Pony dildo and call it real name 'Kolton', had it for years and is over 11", can't take it fully by myself x Also have several other dildos and vibes that I named after different guys I enjoyed sex with, relative to size. Have a Elija, Aaron, Keith, Grandad, Peter, Raj and Joe x Plus a few more exotic x x x
Would like to see some pics of the guys lol
 
Had a very large (10 inch) green dildo that was called the jolly green giant. Sadly the jolly green giant is no longer with us but I will always remember him fondly. Currently we have an 8 inch pink dildo that that my wife calls my boyfriend.
I love that she calls it that. I’ll have to do the same for my sissy husband!
 
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