Naughty in someone else's house?

[coachdb18]

LOL well I am in England, we spell it that way, none of this missing letters thing that you all do LOL

Just a few misapplied terms from items of clothing to your cars (boots, bonnets, etc) but we'll let you get by with the odd usages of English... for now!

 

[ForestFlame]

Just a few misapplied terms from items of clothing to your cars (boots, bonnets, etc) but we'll let you get by with the odd usages of English... for now!

Why thank you kind Sir, I am honoured (British spelling) to be able to use my native 'typed' language on this prestigious forum lol

 

[coachdb18]

Why thank you kind Sir, I am honoured (British spelling) to be able to use my native 'typed' language on this prestigious forum lol

Y'all say things funny, but we'll just translate into the REAL English hehehe
http://www.infoenglish.net/american-to-british-english/

 

[ForestFlame]

Y'all say things funny, but we'll just translate into the REAL English hehehe
http://www.infoenglish.net/american-to-british-english/

yeah real English like 'Fanny pack'? Do you know what a fanny is in the UK? lol

 

[coachdb18]

yeah real English like 'Fanny pack'? Do you know what a fanny is in the UK? lol

Well, I know it's a butt here, not sure if I'm off the mark in the UK though

 

[ForestFlame]

Well, I know it's a butt here, not sure if I'm off the mark in the UK though

a fanny in the UK means a pussy lol

 

[coachdb18]

a fanny in the UK means a pussy lol

Well, I sure am hoping I didn't offend anybody while I was there... though I know we did do that when we were deployed to RAF Sculthorpe one Fourth of July, and we set off a fireworks display on the base to celebrate American Independence day. The UK folks just sort of looked at us as if we were small children who knew we'd gotten into the cookies without asking...

 

[ForestFlame]

Well, I sure am hoping I didn't offend anybody while I was there... though I know we did do that when we were deployed to RAF Sculthorpe one Fourth of July, and we set off a fireworks display on the base to celebrate American Independence day. The UK folks just sort of looked at us as if we were small children who knew we'd gotten into the cookies without asking...

I worked on base with a few Americans, 4th of July was always a big celebration on base and was enjoyed by us Brits as much as by you guys

 

[coachdb18]

I worked on base with a few Americans, 4th of July was always a big celebration on base and was enjoyed by us Brits as much as by you guys

Sounds like I needed to wander my way over to YOUR base!

 

[Gemsissy]

Hi beautiful people of lit.

I would love to hear about the time you, alone or with a significant other, got naughty in someone's else house, with all the glorious details:

- whose house was it?
- what did you do?
- was it improvised?

Bonus points if you tried on the host's lingerie or used his/her toys; discovered his/her stash of porn; broke a table; got busted; scandalized the neighbours; etc.

Looking forward to hearing your stories!

Spaceche

It's been a few years, but I was asked to dog and house sit by a female friend for her parent's house. She still had some of her clothes (and lingerie) stored there and her mother was a fine-looking woman. I spent many pleasurable hours in their lingerie and more. Didn't find any toys but brought some of my own, thrilled at the thought of being caught if they came home early.

 

[vibes]

in that case I would pick things up pretty slowly

This is already tease performance, ain't it?

 

[ForestFlame]

This is already tease performance, ain't it?

well spotted

 

[vibes]

well spotted

I note you're no longer a virgin, Lit-wise

 

[Porkwarrior]

I grew up in the suburbs, hell some teenager has already probably fucked in your dream house before the drywall has been put up.

That's what we did, haa haa

 

[ForestFlame]

I note you're no longer a virgin, Lit-wise

well I am a quick learner lol

 

[joey6718]

Several peoples houses have been fun for me!
Friends went out all day and left me in their house so I stripped naked found a few pairs of her dirty thongs all with a lovely crusty leftover inside, I then went through her clean drawer and found a Lacey black thong and put it on and masturbated with one dirty thong in my mouth, one under my nose and her clean one on me. Couldn't find toys anywhere

Another time I stayed at a female friends parents house after a night out. Her and her gorgeous mum went out the next morning and left me so I spent a good few hours trying on both of their underwear, although there were no dirty ones in the whole house I masturbated with both of their sexiest panties and enjoyed the risk of being in their house in purely a tiny thong.

 

[mnwidrummer]

Oh yes. 2 houses have been very good to me!!

 

[lauramilf]

in my sister in-laws house on their bed using one of her toys! i know its bad but when the mood takes you, you just gotta go with it

 

[vibes]

in my sister in-laws house on their bed using one of her toys! i know its bad but when the mood takes you, you just gotta go with it

uhm ... behind her back?

 

[lauramilf]

I was checking in on their house while they were away. Found myself in the mood and well the rest is history

uhm ... behind her back?

 

[vibes]

I was checking in on their house while they were away. Found myself in the mood and well the rest is history

I suppose you only extended the checking

 

[UnderMyKilt]

Until recently my folks still had the bed (well, mattress) in which I was conceived in their house. It had been relegated to duty in a guest bedroom.

I have fucked many girlfriends and two wives on that bed. Maybe it was just me, or some sort primordial instinct, but there was always something hot about having sex in the same bed on which I was spawned. It was just kind of the old salmon swimming upstream to the spawning grounds type of thing only, thankfully, unlike the salmon I did not die afterward.

 

[american_beauty]

- whose house was it? - a friend's
- what did you do? - had an affair with her dad
- was it improvised? - well it wasn't panned

Bonus points if you tried on the host's lingerie or used his/her toys; discovered his/her stash of porn; broke a table; got busted; scandalized the neighbours; etc. - Did wear some of her clothes still there

 

[cliteatingman]

Come to my house!!!!!

- whose house was it? - a friend's
- what did you do? - had an affair with her dad
- was it improvised? - well it wasn't panned

Bonus points if you tried on the host's lingerie or used his/her toys; discovered his/her stash of porn; broke a table; got busted; scandalized the neighbours; etc. - Did wear some of her clothes still there

 

[jocountryboy]

Yea a few times have had sex at friends houses or sex near a lake or cabin etc.