Need an editor?

It's simply not true that a bad editor is better than no editor at all. ;)

Rather than be fooled that someone knows writing or grammar, spelling, and punctuation any better than you do just because they hang out an "editor's" shingle, just go ahead and submit your work to the site, unless you see some evidence that someone offering to help can constructively help. This isn't the New Yorker.

Or at least go with those who are honest and volunteer to be a beta reader rather than claim they can edit any better than you can already write yourself.

And VE system here is both long defunct and a lame joke (not that Backstallion21 is a VE, as far as I can determine).

I will agree to disagree but I'm not going to argue my case. Granted I'm not a professional editor, just a "12th grade editor" as you have said in the past. And although you may have meant it to be degrading to me, I fully agree with your assessment.

That having been said, I do believe that I do improve stories and make them more palatable for the readers when they are sent to me before publication as opposed to being submitted "as is". I don't have your skills but the basics I know.

Maybe I'm not quite sure which editors you feel are unqualified, other than the obvious.

Several years ago I propsed to LadyC that an editing test be required, but she scoffed at that. I have since become less idealistic.

I know what you mean SR, but save your proverbial breath.

Just a thought.
 
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I will agree to disagree but I'm not going to argue my case. Granted I'm not a professional editor, just a "12th grade editor" as you have said in the past. And although you may have meant it to be degrading to me, I fully agree with your assessment.

That having been said, I do believe that I do improve stories and make them more palatable for the readers when they are sent to me before publication as opposed to being submitted "as is". I don't have your skills but the basics I know.

Maybe I'm not quite sure which editors you feel are unqualified, other than the obvious.

Several years ago I propsed to LadyC that an editing test be required, but she scoffed at that. I have since become less idealistic.

I know what you mean SR, but save your proverbial breath.

Just a thought.


AS, AS, AS,

What the heck am I gonna do with you??? Why do you always have to muddy the water when it doesn't need to be??

To be clearer.....when you proposed that "editing test", LadyC did not scoff at the idea. What LadyC said was that your idea albeit simplistic wasn't too bad. What LadyC added was that such a test would be almost impossible to do and that Laurel would never go for something like that. She, LadyC, further added that you were welcome to get in touch with Laurel and "pitch" your idea to her, LadyC also said that she was almost 100% sure that Laurel would laugh at your idea.

LadyC didn't scoff at your idea, LadyC hasn't done or said half the shit you sometimes say that she did or said. LadyC has always been the first one to defend you when people were piling up on you, she's always been the one to tell others to give you a chance, to wait and see what a great person you were.

LadyC is getting quite tired of being put in the middle of your shit and being used as a mouthpiece when you have something mean/nasty to say to someone.

Now LadyC is wondering if she shouldn't cut her losses with you and simply let people say or do whatever they want when it comes to you. To put it in plain English.....I am sick and tired of you. Sick and tired of you putting words and/or intentions into my mouth. Make sure you know what the fuck you're talking about before putting my name on it and say..."oh well it's not me it's LadyC who did this or that".

Grow the fuck up, John; be a man and stand on your own two feet. I am not a pillar and I don't feel like holding you together any longer.

I used to think you were a friend, distant friend but friend nonetheless. Now, I'm not so sure any more. Friends don't turn on their friend and invent shit about them. I think I'll sign off on our friendship, it's not worth the pain and the hurt.

Take care of yourself, John; I won't be the one doing it any more!
 
AS, AS, AS,

What the heck am I gonna do with you??? Why do you always have to muddy the water when it doesn't need to be??

To be clearer.....when you proposed that "editing test", LadyC did not scoff at the idea. What LadyC said was that your idea albeit simplistic wasn't too bad. What LadyC added was that such a test would be almost impossible to do and that Laurel would never go for something like that. She, LadyC, further added that you were welcome to get in touch with Laurel and "pitch" your idea to her, LadyC also said that she was almost 100% sure that Laurel would laugh at your idea.

LadyC didn't scoff at your idea, LadyC hasn't done or said half the shit you sometimes say that she did or said. LadyC has always been the first one to defend you when people were piling up on you, she's always been the one to tell others to give you a chance, to wait and see what a great person you were.

LadyC is getting quite tired of being put in the middle of your shit and being used as a mouthpiece when you have something mean/nasty to say to someone.

Now LadyC is wondering if she shouldn't cut her losses with you and simply let people say or do whatever they want when it comes to you. To put it in plain English.....I am sick and tired of you. Sick and tired of you putting words and/or intentions into my mouth. Make sure you know what the fuck you're talking about before putting my name on it and say..."oh well it's not me it's LadyC who did this or that".

Grow the fuck up, John; be a man and stand on your own two feet. I am not a pillar and I don't feel like holding you together any longer.

I used to think you were a friend, distant friend but friend nonetheless. Now, I'm not so sure any more. Friends don't turn on their friend and invent shit about them. I think I'll sign off on our friendship, it's not worth the pain and the hurt.

Take care of yourself, John; I won't be the one doing it any more!

And here I thought I was being diplomatic. I'm sure it's no secret that I have been a heavy drinker which has resulted in rants of which I am ashamed. Recent negative results in my health have necessitated my abstinence, so I felt confident that I could return to the forum and cause no ruckus.

Guess not.

LadyC, I was relying upon my memories of events which occurred several years and many brain cells ago. It was not my intention to upset you. I was merely sharing my experience with SR that an editor test could not be done. I meant no disrespect.

I actually thought, at the time, that the response was both timely and respectful and I was rather proud that it hadn't sank into a rant.

You have said otherwise. Point taken.

I can only control my response, not yours. You have made yours known already. I just wanted to have an opportunity to explain mine.

For those chomping on popcorn, sorry, the show's over as far as I'm concerned. By the way, there's a kernel stuck between your front teeth.
 
It seems that drunk or sober I am incapable of correctly relating what I am thinking. So I think I shall quit this place to avoid further controversy.

I'll continue to write chapters of existing stories... maybe.

But LadyC, I don't need this shit either!

It's nearly Christmas Eve, don't need this drama on top of everything else.

Bye, was nice to know ya.

GAME OVER. INSERT TWO QUARTERS TO CONTINUE.

Sorry, out of change.
 
I hereby apologize to the originator of the thread and those who have posted to it.

Apparently I am at odds with LadyC. I would have thought that a mod would have addressed the issue off-line in a PM but has instead opted to hijack this thread.

Just saying.
 
Well, I guess I have to make another thread because I am looking for people that need HELP with their stories...

I'm NOT Dr Phil, and I can't solve the bickering and arguments between my fellow posters/ authors/ and literotican friends.

Please... WITH ALL DUE RESPECT,
Don't Argue/ bicker on my threads... I appreciate it!

BSTAL21
 
Well, I guess I have to make another thread because I am looking for people that need HELP with their stories...

I'm NOT Dr Phil, and I can't solve the bickering and arguments between my fellow posters/ authors/ and literotican friends.

Please... WITH ALL DUE RESPECT,
Don't Argue/ bicker on my threads... I appreciate it!

BSTAL21

Nice try, but more likely than not, you just brought on more snide remarks from the resident dingbats.
 
That wasn't in the brochure!

Holy. S**t.

blackstallion21... man, that sucks. I can't imagine having someone drop trou on your front lawn like that. I want to say I appreciate the original intent of your thread. I just volunteered to be an editor. I had no idea what fun was in-store for me! <stunned silence... blink blink blink>
 
This is an old thread. It was Blackstallion himself who bumped it back.
 
B U M P

Still taking applicants if anyone needs any help with a story or two!

Taking March Applications!
 
Still taking applicants if anyone needs any help with a story or two!

Taking March Applications!

I am about to repost my Castle Keep series here in chapters. It was a 13-chapter series that was published. The publisher's boat sank. Felt I should re-post at Lit. I have separated it into 14 chapters.

Could always use another set of eyes but I have confidence in the story. Your choice.
 
I am about to repost my Castle Keep series here in chapters. It was a 13-chapter series that was published. The publisher's boat sank. Felt I should re-post at Lit. I have separated it into 14 chapters.

Could always use another set of eyes but I have confidence in the story. Your choice.

Okay, had your chance.
 
But LadyC, I don't need this shit either!


Had enough stress. Will go away. Enough said. Your wish come true.
 
bump

Just a friendly gesture again...

I think SR has scared them all away. What really irks me is that SR goes on and on about how much money he makes doing professional editing, takes pot-shots at the rest of us, makes mistakes himself he doesn't own up to (referring to my PM about your mistake-riddled contest entry SR), and then says we're not qualified to edit while he does no editing of stories on his own.

In a nutshell SR is an anti-editor. Just like Obama he makes a lot of noise but gets nothing accomplished.

Time for a change.
 
I think SR has scared them all away. What really irks me is that SR goes on and on about how much money he makes doing professional editing, takes pot-shots at the rest of us, makes mistakes himself he doesn't own up to (referring to my PM about your mistake-riddled contest entry SR), and then says we're not qualified to edit while he does no editing of stories on his own.

In a nutshell SR is an anti-editor. Just like Obama he makes a lot of noise but gets nothing accomplished.

Time for a change.

Come on, this has to be getting old.

SR does not go on about how much money he makes as an editor, at least not in the threads I read. I don't think he has any reason to. And the truth is there is a difference between a professional editor with training and experience, and those who are not, like me. He has always owned up to making mistakes, admitting they are there even though his stories (usually published elsewhere before posted here) have been edited.

He does edit stories, just not people who post here, or not many. I think he is a bit harsh on the editing thing. Reminds of people with MDs who don't like to see people with PhDs called "Doctor." Personally I think most of us understand the difference between professional-E Editing such as SR does and the little-e editing the rest of us do.

And I won't touch the political stuff.
 
He's like a tick. No matter how much you scratch it still itches. I'm still "tick"ed off how he feels he is so much better than every other editor, then doesn't edit. Sort of a "king of the hill" mentality. I'm "too good" to stoop so low as to volunteer my time to edit a story, and yet criticizes those who do. Just pisses me off. And when I want to vent this is what I prefer to vent about.

I stay away from the forum for the most part but I do gravitate back here every once in a while, just to let SR know I'm still alive.

Okay PL, good to know you're an SR fan;)
 
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