New Member Introductions

Gods, been on this site reading for years and cannot for the life of me remember if I've introduced myself!

I'm 38, single mother of a 12 year old daughter, disabled with Fibromyalgia so consequently tired and in pain all the time. Love the BDSM stories, but not so much into the lifestyle anymore as I have recently discovered I am too apathetic to be a dom, but way too stubborn to be a sub!

However, if Russell Brand came on to me, the pain would be worth it, LOL!

Hello to all xx

Oh hell, my sig is well old, but still funny:D
 
Hi look forward to reading the post here and posting myself. 48 m from NC married 27 years and have two sons. Love riding my dual purpose motorcycle, own 2 pits. Sweethearts....well one is. Other one basically only likes me. Nah...kidding...
 
a bit about me

hi everyone. I am a new member, but not new to this site. I've been reading many, many of the story submissions for quite a while.

I am 43 yrs old, happily married for 18 yrs, with 2 children. I will add, though, that looking back, I feel that I have been a bit naive, especially sexually. I was brought up in a very strict household, and while I have enjoyed sex with my husband, last year changed how I look at myself.

My husband and I had made the decision to try some light bondage, nothing painful, but ropes and blindfold, basically. I really enjoy this, but there was one night when I became upset, and I wanted him to let me up. He thought I was playing, but he was fisting me for the first time, and part of me was enjoying it and part of me was fighting. When I came, I came squirting and screaming, and have never come that hard before. Nor have we re-created that.

I guess I'm trying to figure myself out at this late stage, and wondering what's "normal" for me. I've never cheated or had an affair, and my husband is the only one i've ever "technically" had intercourse with.

Like I said, a bit naive and confused, huh? But I love reading the submissions here, and decided to take this plunge and actually talk to some of you to help myself along on this little trip of mine.
 
It's a trip I need to take myself, Pisces. I'm 40 and have never been married (or had any kids ;)). I feel like I've only really had one girlfriend so far in my life, so I've been deprived! I don't feel like anyone should have to feel lonely, and I'm tired of feeling it. So, here I am. Please be gentle. :eek:
 
hi to all horny peeps ;)

I'm 22, southeast Asian, horny, never been laid other than in his own imagination, IT guy, loves chubby ladies with big breasts ;)

Believe it or not, when I was a kid, I was paid by an old pedophile to have sex with him. The pay was meager. I couldn't wait for him to cum so I can grab his money. lol. But seriously, I'm no gay.

Just found literotica a couple of months ago.
 
i am very good in bed + need ladies

im 40 just split from long term thing and want to have lots of kinky sex with women i am good looking fit + very good in bed i will give pics !! i just couldnt get them on hear my email is silentjohn@hotmail.co.uk im worth a look laidesxx
 
hello everyone,

I have been lurking for awhile and have decided to register. I enjoy the stories and information I have learned from this site. If If can help anyone learn information that will make them more satisfied I will. Of course what brought me here was the wealth of info already here. I really love the fact that a place on the net is here for those of us that enjoy more than videos of barbies and kens doing buttbangers episode 57. So if you can stand my poor writing and terrible grammar I am here to stay for awhile:eek:
 
hello!

Hello everyone, I've been lurking around here for a few months now and finally just decided to post. I suppose I should introduce myself and say thanks for the great conversations!

I'm a 23 yo male living in Arizona. I am in a committed relationship and plan on staying that way. Interested in D/s, BBW's, and lots of other things!
 
Happy New Year!!!!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!
I'm a 31 year old single lady who is new to not only literotica but to discussion boards (can't seem to figure out all of the abbreviations...yikes)! I've been secretly enjoying stories on the site for a while and became curious to what was beyond the fab stories. What a great way to start the new year!
Can't wait to explore.....
 
Coming out!

Okay, not THAT coming out ;-) But I'm saying hi to everybody, looking forward to meeting new people here!
 
Hello

Well, Guess it's my turn to introduce myself. I am a 27 year old male from Britain. I'm currently unemployed, it's difficult to get a job in Britain at the moment, and I enjoy writing alot.

I have never actually wrote an erotic story before, and believe it or not, I've never read one untill I stumbled across this site yesterday. I'm particuarly a fan of the star wars erotic stories, and being what I would classify as imaginative, I already have a few ideas of some short stories I could write to add to the collection.
 
Up and running

Just a short one to put my self out there i am a 36 year old chap from briton how has dislexear so pleas exscuse my spelling . am marid with 4 kids and a wundaful chubby wife how i love very much. love all the stores i hav read on your sight i thik it just fantastik the way you wright the.
 
Hello

Long time reader, first time poster. 34 m, married for a decade, with one child, bad writing skills, and an overactive imagination.
 
Hey, been reading for years, joined the forum a couple months ago but haven't really had much to post until now. :)
 
I'm a 32 y.o. African-American male from the Chicagoland area. I've been a fan of Literotica for years but only recently found my way onto this message board. Now that I'm here, I'm looking to share stories, ideas, experiences and make some new friends.

My interests include reading (both fiction and non-fiction), TV, movies, and sports. I also would like to begin writing but just haven't made the time. Hopefully, this year I'll get off my butt and get started. Anyway...

I would love to have a pen pal whom I could exchange dirty little emails with. That's a little about me. I've enjoyed my time here so far and look forward to making some new friend and having a fun time.
 
Looking for someone as crazy as I. (lol)

New to this board. I live in the mountains of northern Wyoming, away from prying eyes. Have been a reader, writer and producer of erotica for 30 years. I am not a "dirty old man", but I am older and I am a man and I have been known to be nasty dirty from time to time. Of course only at the request of others LOL (big laugh)

I am extremely tired of the typical on line BS and I had heard from a friend that there were some cool folks here. I don't make make judgements, I don't always agree, but I'll listen to what you have to say.
 
My name is Andrea and I am a 19-year-old college student and am planning to double major in English and Literature with a minor in French. I graduated in 2008 as salutatorian. I played both golf and softball throughout high school and received a varsity letter in both sports. Among other things, I enjoy reading, writing, and watching movies. I'm 5'5 and have dark brown hair and hazel eyes. I'm not quite sure what else to say because I don't spend a lot of time talking about myself, but if you have anything you want to know, feel free to ask. I'm open to meeting new people.
 
New to the forums, looking forward to submitting.

Hello all. I'm new to Literotica completely, and I must say that I'm impressed. I had this notion for some strange reason that this website would be filled with dirty old men writing poorly conceived and executed stories of strange sexuality and lust. I've spent a couple of hours going over the site, and I see that there are many different types of people writing some well conceived and constructed stories of strange sexuality and lust.

I spent most of my time in the Writer's Help section, and read a number of really well written and thoughtful essays on the subject of erotic writing. Everyone, I'm impressed.

I've tried being a full time writer once before in my life. I spent a couple of years writing comic books, both for small press and for some of the larger publishers. One of them rhymes with Barvel. The one thing I did find out about the industry is that no one pays you. Ever. I don't mean they pay you late, they just never send the check. Even the company that rhymes with Barvel.

I've been tinkering away with a novel idea for a couple of months now. Unfortunately, one of my most obvious personality traits is lethargy, and I haven't seriously been writing. I attended a writer's group yesterday for a little motivation and inspiration, and one of the attendees told me that the online and published erotica market is wide open, and they pay! I've spent much of the day today researching resources to enter into that field.

I look forward to talking part in the forums here, as well as submitting my stories for all of you to read, enjoy, and critically eviscerate. We'll see what my perverted mind and limited talent can conjure up.

Thanks for taking the time to read this long winded and completely unnecessary introduction.
 
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