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Neon_Ultra
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Hey everyone.
I'm brand new, only came on to complain that my epic chyoo story had disappeared -
- but then stuck around.
I'm born and bred from England but would rather be from Texas as I'm in love with Dixie.
Can anyone tell me how to get an avatar? I have a profile picture but it doesn't show up in posts as my avatar.
It also shows my join date as 1969 which makes no sense... I'm 21.
I'm brand new, only came on to complain that my epic chyoo story had disappeared -
- but then stuck around.I'm born and bred from England but would rather be from Texas as I'm in love with Dixie.
Can anyone tell me how to get an avatar? I have a profile picture but it doesn't show up in posts as my avatar.
It also shows my join date as 1969 which makes no sense... I'm 21.
curiousgeo62
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Hey everyone.
I'm brand new, only came on to complain that my epic chyoo story had disappeared -
I'm born and bred from England but would rather be from Texas as I'm in love with Dixie.
Can anyone tell me how to get an avatar? I have a profile picture but it doesn't show up in posts as my avatar.
It also shows my join date as 1969 which makes no sense... I'm 21.
You need 100 posts for an avatar.
Neon_Ultra
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Ah right, cheers!
womaneater58
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welcome
Hi. I'm Luriental, and I'm a sexaholic.
*hi Luriental*
Seriously, I'm 18 and looking to lose my virginity. Practically looking everywhere, but my school's an engineering school, so not only are there four guys for every girl, but half the girls aren't into dating at all...
*hi Luriental*
Seriously, I'm 18 and looking to lose my virginity. Practically looking everywhere, but my school's an engineering school, so not only are there four guys for every girl, but half the girls aren't into dating at all...
midnightcallerman
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Heh, Rolla, where the men are men, the women are too, and the sheep run scared
Sorry but having grown up in Missouri I am well aware of the school's reputation
I'm sure you will find someone down there. Geeks may be geeks but when we get our sex on we get it on
thatwalnut
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Dear Lit,
25 year old student/phone jockey here. I'm in a relationship with a dame who's a real handful sexually and indulges my kinks including my bi leanings.
I'm a huge nerd, love music, love reading, and am taking tentative steps into the world of writing. Oh and I love sex, sex and more sex.
That's me in a nutshell, I'm sure we'll get to know one another better before too long.
-tw
25 year old student/phone jockey here. I'm in a relationship with a dame who's a real handful sexually and indulges my kinks including my bi leanings.
I'm a huge nerd, love music, love reading, and am taking tentative steps into the world of writing. Oh and I love sex, sex and more sex.
That's me in a nutshell, I'm sure we'll get to know one another better before too long.
-tw
womaneater58
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welcome to all
collar_corset
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whynotjustsayit
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Ah, the sit-on-my-dick welcome committee. How inviting.
Hi y'all. New to the place. Not really. Well, sorta. I've been a-lurking...out here in self-pleasuring land.
If you talk like a dumb shit, watch out for me!
womaneater58
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I'm always looking for new friends.
sweet_dee
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Thanks kaycee! Sorry to have missed your note.
Thank you for the welcome. How are you doing?youngheart21
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I love to see the things women post on here!
Hi all. I've been around on this site before but after being away for a long time, I am now a member! First stumbled on Literotica thru another site which listed discussion boards, and was blown away to find that there are people out there just like me - horny! ha So I'm excited to talk with some people who are in touch with their sensual selves. I'm a 31 yr old dude, chose the lame screen name as that is who I am. They say "age is just a number" and I believe and live by it. And as the title of my post says, some of the things I've seen posted by women on here just makes me rock hard and keeps the imagination working! Some of you are goddesses and to you I'd like to send a nice kiss and
Let's have some fun
Hi all. I've been around on this site before but after being away for a long time, I am now a member! First stumbled on Literotica thru another site which listed discussion boards, and was blown away to find that there are people out there just like me - horny! ha So I'm excited to talk with some people who are in touch with their sensual selves. I'm a 31 yr old dude, chose the lame screen name as that is who I am. They say "age is just a number" and I believe and live by it. And as the title of my post says, some of the things I've seen posted by women on here just makes me rock hard and keeps the imagination working! Some of you are goddesses and to you I'd like to send a nice kiss and
Let's have some fun
Greets folks.
DOF degrees of freedom alternatively Dowry of flesh, a truly cheesy title for a totally trashy pulp-ish erotic thriller I often flirt with writing. So we I will adopt the first option until I at least break ground on what will surely be a literary train wreck.
About me:
Male, latter side of twenty, outdoorsy, champion forum lurker, happily involved, open minded and semi literate.
I used to frequent these forums years ago, but I was not a prolific poster and for life of me cannot recall handle I went by. It's nice to be back the pictures section is simply marvelous addition. I can now get a laugh a thought to chew on with an order of eye candy on the side.
Enough of my aimless rambles, thanks for having me.
DOF
Edit: Excellent I have my virginity back, I was trying to recall for the life of me where I lost that
DOF degrees of freedom alternatively Dowry of flesh, a truly cheesy title for a totally trashy pulp-ish erotic thriller I often flirt with writing. So we I will adopt the first option until I at least break ground on what will surely be a literary train wreck.
About me:
Male, latter side of twenty, outdoorsy, champion forum lurker, happily involved, open minded and semi literate.
I used to frequent these forums years ago, but I was not a prolific poster and for life of me cannot recall handle I went by. It's nice to be back the pictures section is simply marvelous addition. I can now get a laugh a thought to chew on with an order of eye candy on the side.
Enough of my aimless rambles, thanks for having me.
DOF
Edit: Excellent I have my virginity back, I was trying to recall for the life of me where I lost that
otakukitten
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Hey all. Long time lurker and I finally decided to register.
I'm 34,F, and live in the midwest. Married to a great guy who brought me to Literotica years ago. We're both open to new things and he thought I might enjoy the stories here. I've been hooked ever since.
I'm looking forward to getting my feet wet. I tend to be a bit shy until I know my surroundings better. I also tend to lurk during the day, as I can only get to the board on my PDA.
So..hi!
I'm 34,F, and live in the midwest. Married to a great guy who brought me to Literotica years ago. We're both open to new things and he thought I might enjoy the stories here. I've been hooked ever since.
I'm looking forward to getting my feet wet. I tend to be a bit shy until I know my surroundings better. I also tend to lurk during the day, as I can only get to the board on my PDA.
So..hi!
ChrisTimms
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Hi everyone. I'm new here. I just signed up today. If anyone wants to talk, please feel free to PM me. I know, doesn't everyone just say this all the time? What makes me special? Maybe because I'm acknowledging it, or maybe because I really am genuine and just want to make friends and talk. Give me a shot.
womaneater58
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Welcome
Greetings from Omaha
Hi,
I posted my first story today about an adventure I had last summer (true story). While riding across Nebraska I had a motorcycle breakdown in a small (very small) town. The cafe owner, an older widow woman, offered me a room in her house and a place to work on my bike. Chapter two will be posted sometime in the future... when I get around to it.
Now, if anyone (woman... preferably older) would like to add or write another story in my book... lets talk.
John
Hi,
I posted my first story today about an adventure I had last summer (true story). While riding across Nebraska I had a motorcycle breakdown in a small (very small) town. The cafe owner, an older widow woman, offered me a room in her house and a place to work on my bike. Chapter two will be posted sometime in the future... when I get around to it.
Now, if anyone (woman... preferably older) would like to add or write another story in my book... lets talk.
John
Greetings from Milwaukee!
Joined over a year ago, but re-joining now. Relatively new to Milwaukee, and trying to find women in/around the area for story collaboration, or simply exchanging ideas. 36 and single, and couldn't be happier... well, I might take that back in bed
Joined over a year ago, but re-joining now. Relatively new to Milwaukee, and trying to find women in/around the area for story collaboration, or simply exchanging ideas. 36 and single, and couldn't be happier... well, I might take that back in bed
womaneater58
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Welcome to all.
