New Member Introductions

Hi, sexysweetie. Enjoy your stay. You might want to try Lit Personals if you're looking for an "outlet," though the stories can help a bit with that as well.

Nice to meet you, XCal. Hope you get those creative juices flowing!
 
Eilan said:
Hi, sexysweetie. Enjoy your stay. You might want to try Lit Personals if you're looking for an "outlet," though the stories can help a bit with that as well.

Nice to meet you, XCal. Hope you get those creative juices flowing!

Thanks Eilan. It's quite likely that I will be looking for an "outlet" at some point. ;) I'll be sure to pay Lit Personals a visit.

Cheers.
 
Thanks for the great Ooooos

Hello, this is my first post. My husband doesn't know why I've been so horny lately, but it's from reading the stories here. Thanks from both of us :kiss:
Wild Jasmine
 
Wild Jasmine said:
Hello, this is my first post. My husband doesn't know why I've been so horny lately, but it's from reading the stories here. Thanks from both of us :kiss:
Wild Jasmine
Hi, Wild Jasmine. You should introduce your husband to Lit. There are several couples who post and lurk here. :)
 
Yes, I suppose you could say that I'm new to the forum, though I've been browsing through the main Literotica site since I was eighteen- and I'm now twenty two. I'm not sure what world I could use that would best describe me, other than lost at the moment. I feel so silly, because I'm a member of many different fourms. I even run a few of my own RPG forums. And yet, for some reason, I am totally clueless on how to get my Avatar up. Am I really that ditzy, is there something quite simple that I'm over looking? Well, it is 3:00am here, I could always blame my misfourtune on that if it does turn out that I'm just one really vacant person. Hmm... I'm going to wrap this post up by simply saying, Hello~
 
just discovered Literotica this week, and i'm enthralled... so much smarter ideas flowing here than in the chatrooms to which i've visited.

i'm Lou... a 28-year-old single teacher in Wisconsin. i do have someone special in my life, but he lives 45 miles away and doesn't often stay overnight with me during the week when the school year is hectic, and has a 12-year-old daughter with whom he spends every other weekend.

i'm a borderline insomniac, and often pop online in the middle of the night to help me either stay sane or go to sleep. i'm also a borderline nymphomaniac and notorious flirt.

the traits i admire most in others are intelligence, creativity, and originality.
 
BoogieBoo said:
Yes, I suppose you could say that I'm new to the forum, though I've been browsing through the main Literotica site since I was eighteen- and I'm now twenty two. I'm not sure what world I could use that would best describe me, other than lost at the moment. I feel so silly, because I'm a member of many different fourms. I even run a few of my own RPG forums. And yet, for some reason, I am totally clueless on how to get my Avatar up. Am I really that ditzy, is there something quite simple that I'm over looking? Well, it is 3:00am here, I could always blame my misfourtune on that if it does turn out that I'm just one really vacant person. Hmm... I'm going to wrap this post up by simply saying, Hello~
Welcome! Allow me to introduce you to our How To FAQ sticky (also found at the top of How To). It should answer all of your avatar and other questions on the workings of this place. :)
 
Louise Brown said:
just discovered Literotica this week, and i'm enthralled... so much smarter ideas flowing here than in the chatrooms to which i've visited.

i'm Lou... a 28-year-old single teacher in Wisconsin. i do have someone special in my life, but he lives 45 miles away and doesn't often stay overnight with me during the week when the school year is hectic, and has a 12-year-old daughter with whom he spends every other weekend.

i'm a borderline insomniac, and often pop online in the middle of the night to help me either stay sane or go to sleep. i'm also a borderline nymphomaniac and notorious flirt.

the traits i admire most in others are intelligence, creativity, and originality.

*profile stalks*

I'm afraid that instead of saying a smart idea to welcome you, all I have is this: Judging by that picture and the fact that you do volleyball... d-d-d-damn.
 
EndCredits said:
*profile stalks*

I'm afraid that instead of saying a smart idea to welcome you, all I have is this: Judging by that picture and the fact that you do volleyball... d-d-d-damn.

*laughing* thanks...
 
Welcome to the family Louise. I'll be looking forward to your contributions to the discussions here.
 
old enough for more

Hi, I am new here and have little time to go through all the many posts and threads. Don't even remember how I got here. The problem I have with reading is that I always have the feeling that I read it before, in a former life maybe? Or that is was a confirmation of a thought I had. OK, let me tell you a little of my life:
When I was 20, alcoholic and trying every drug available, I had never thought about sex yet, but that changed when I got clean and sex replaced all drugs I ever used. At 22 I married in Sweden 19 year old Margona, a swedish white skin redhead. 5 years and amazing travels later I divorced and got back in my home country city of Amsterdam. There I got together with pinkskin blondy 19 year old Catharina. Inherited a little house and sold it to buy a sailing yacht. Years later in the Gulf of Aqaba it was too hot for my Dutch girl friend and after she left for home at age 36 I met 19 year old Sabra light brown suntanned Vicky from Israel. We sailed West through the Med and over the Atlantic and three years in the Caribbean, after sailing 12 years I sold the boat, Vicky emptied the bankaccount and left with a young Brazilian, and me alone shipwrecked on the French part of the dual national island of Saint Martin/Sint Maarten. Then well in my 40s I met dark brown 19 year old Linda from Dominica and we had a few years the most liberating emotional erotic wonderfull time one can imagine. Then we went apart but stayed friends forever up to today. I tried frantically and sexpertly all the tropical girls that came my way, and as I had become goldsmith they were not just a few but many. Now I have calmed down somewhat and just over 60 just signed a cohabitation contract with Valentina who will be half my age in 5 years.
Here in the tropics they say: "Better an old mans lover than a young man's slave."
It keeps me young, virile and extremely happy.
I still don't know yet where to post any stories, or even where to read yours, I may have to go to FAQ first, but happened to arrive here.


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Welcome to Lit, Captain Zen.

You'll probably want to edit the part of your post that I quoted. Lit tends to frown upon stories of sexual activity involving anyone younger than 18. Around here's it's not necessarily about "old-fashioned" thinking, but about preservation of the community that we have here.

Otherwise, enjoy your stay. :)
 
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Hello

I've been enjoying literotica.com for a few years now...but have only recently discovered the discussion boards. A little about me...I am a 30yo married white woman. I have discovered within the year that my sexual appetite has grown exponentially...no doubt encouraged by the erotic stories posted on this site. Looking forward to learning more from many of you...
 
Hi there, AltrdStateoMine. Be careful--the boards can be as addictive as the stories! ;)
 
Montana Man

I've been glued to the pic thread and figured I should post an intro. I'm 31, male, married, live in MT. I have ADD, which is kinda lame.

Sex is on my brain. And this site isn't helping. :cool:
 
Welcome, BigSky99. :) If you have sex on the brain, then you've definitely found the right place!
 
Hey. I'm Xikanak, a 20 year-old virgin guy in Arkansas. I'm not a hormone-driven male, and am rather a gentleman, but I will get into things if need be.

I hope to just start slow on my time, here.
 
Xikanak said:
Hey. I'm Xikanak, a 20 year-old virgin guy in Arkansas. I'm not a hormone-driven male, and am rather a gentleman, but I will get into things if need be.

I hope to just start slow on my time, here.

Welcome to lit. :)
 
Well I've been here for a little bit, but I guess I should make it formal. I'm Karen from Massachusetts (Colorado originally), 35 years old, two kids, and just seeing how damn much trouble I can get into and still keep it legal. :D
 
KarenDee said:
Well I've been here for a little bit, but I guess I should make it formal. I'm Karen from Massachusetts (Colorado originally), 35 years old, two kids, and just seeing how damn much trouble I can get into and still keep it legal. :D
Hi, Karen. Glad you made it over here.

Looks like you're post #500 on this thread. Perhaps EJFan will give you a prize. Or not. :)
 
LOL, thanks Eilan. The prize is to be among new friends...and that's fine with me! :)
 
Hello all, been a fan of Lit for quite some time, finally got around to getting on the forums. I'm a 29 yr old, husband and father. I love talking to people and making new friends. I may not like it all but I wont dislike some one over it LOL. I'm just a simple guy who enjoys the sexual pleasures of life.
 
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