New Member Introductions

[JimiFly]

Posting at long last.

Hello everyone!

Well, I have been reading the stories on Lit for a long while now, and perusing the boards on a daily basis for a few months. I love the website and the forums, and though I quite enjoy browsing the board's other sections, I have decided that How To seems to fit me best.

I am a 26 year old male in the Denver, Colorado area. I am happily married to a wonderful woman, and we are both very sexual people. We enjoy exploring our sexuality and written/spoken erotica is a big turn on for the both of us. As I do not frequent Lit to find 'net sex partners or anything of the like, and since my wife and I are always up for learning new things (and dropping some advise when we can), I have decided to start my posting here!

That's about all I have for now. See ya' in the pages!

JimiFly

 

[Eilan]

Hello everyone!

Well, I have been reading the stories on Lit for a long while now, and perusing the boards on a daily basis for a few months. I love the website and the forums, and though I quite enjoy browsing the board's other sections, I have decided that How To seems to fit me best.

I am a 26 year old male in the Denver, Colorado area. I am happily married to a wonderful woman, and we are both very sexual people. We enjoy exploring our sexuality and written/spoken erotica is a big turn on for the both of us. As I do not frequent Lit to find 'net sex partners or anything of the like, and since my wife and I are always up for learning new things (and dropping some advise when we can), I have decided to start my posting here!

That's about all I have for now. See ya' in the pages!

JimiFly

Welcome, JimiFly! I look forward to reading your posts, and I hope we hear from your wife as well.

 

[latebloomer124]

Hi,

Sorry, I put this in the wrong place before!!

I'm new to this forum (obviously)...54 years old and just reaching my sexual peak. Widowed for 9 years with my first boyfriend since my husband's death. Discovering things about myself I never knew. I'm also realizing I have a great deal to learn. I've been lurking on this site for awhile and thought it was time to come out and say hi.

 

[FoxxyGypsy]

Welcum (sorry, couldn't resist) to the board latebloomer .

It's great to see new faces
(mind you i'm new here too....only registered about 3 days ago)

They are a nice crew here whatever they say and i look forward to seeing some of your posts.

 

[covariant]

Hi,

Sorry, I put this in the wrong place before!!

I'm new to this forum (obviously)...54 years old and just reaching my sexual peak. Widowed for 9 years with my first boyfriend since my husband's death. Discovering things about myself I never knew. I'm also realizing I have a great deal to learn. I've been lurking on this site for awhile and thought it was time to come out and say hi.

I'm 57, it's nice to have someone here close to my age.

Welcome and enjoy!

 

[harwar]

*****

 

[M's girl]

I was wondering if anyone knew where i could buy videos of all kinds of young people having all kinds of sex.

Hi, welcome to Lit! Can you specify WHERE you would like to buy these video's? In a store or through internet? There is soooo much stuff like that to be found on the internet.. On most sites you have to pay to watch movies or clips and give a creditcard number. Don't know how it goes from there 'cause I've never done that. So do you want links to those sites or addresses of shops (where then? where would you pick them up when at sea?) where they sell the specific kind of porn you are looking for?

 

[harwar]

Hi, welcome to Lit! Can you specify WHERE you would like to buy these video's? In a store or through internet? There is soooo much stuff like that to be found on the internet.. On most sites you have to pay to watch movies or clips and give a creditcard number. Don't know how it goes from there 'cause I've never done that. So do you want links to those sites or addresses of shops (where then? where would you pick them up when at sea?) where they sell the specific kind of porn you are looking for?

*****

 

[M's girl]

Thanx for the welcome
First of all i am fearful of going to any porn sites to try and buy anything as i got a bad virus from one and i'm afraid that someone will get access to my info.
So i guess the kinds of videos that i enjoy watching are the kind that people just make when they are having fun.
A friend of mine made a tape when we were together last year and i took it with me onboard.I wore that tape out and she wanted it back anyway.I know that there must be a lot of people out there just making tapes for fun that they wouldn't mind selling.
Also,i see that your in the Netherlands.I've been there quite a bit and i have never had more fun anywhere.I have a nice memory of a small bar in Den Helder where i used to go to be alone and get away from my shipmates when they got to be too much.

Hey Harwar,

I understand your concern about a virus in your computer, but if you have really good anti-virus, firewall and ad-aware-like progs on your compu you should be fine.

Anyway, you are mainly in the US so I can't help you with this one I'm afraid. But others will know now what you want so maybe someone else can come to the rescue...

So, you've been to the Netherlands? Great. You have not visited the most exciting place of all: Den Helder. Glad you liked it there anyway. Actually, I live not too far from there, but then again, that's not too difficult since NL is such a small country..

Next time visit Amsterdam! Or, if in Den Helder (more likely for you and your ship) Alkmaar.

Enjoy your stay at Lit... I'm sure you will, it's fun here..

 

[harwar]

Hey Harwar,

Next time visit Amsterdam! Or, if in Den Helder (more likely for you and your ship) Alkmaar.

Enjoy your stay at Lit... I'm sure you will, it's fun here..

*****

 

[lost1]

trying to figure this out

I am really new to this and have no idea what i am doing, i am currently serving in Iraq and looking for someone to chat with back home, male 30yrs. feedback on how to get this rolling would be welcomed.so please let me know what to do and what not to do.

 

[M's girl]

We stayed in a place run by a young gay couple where you could see a large clocktower from the balcony.

I'm learning a lot from this site already and thanx again for being so nice.I'm not surprised though as Norway & Holland have some of the friendliest people on the planet.

Clocktower? There are a few ones in Amsterdam of course but I used to have an appartment with a view on the Westertoren, right in the centre of Amsterdam. Maybe you stayed with my neighbours..

And thanks for the compliment on us Dutch.... we can be quite bitchy too, if we need to be...

Enjoy Lit! See you around!

 

[KarenDee]

And thanks for the compliment on us Dutch.... we can be quite bitchy too, if we need to be...

****Tries to remember to stay on the "good" side of M's Girl****

 

[M's girl]

I am really new to this and have no idea what i am doing, i am currently serving in Iraq and looking for someone to chat with back home, male 30yrs. feedback on how to get this rolling would be welcomed.so please let me know what to do and what not to do.

Hello Lost1

Welcome to Lit. I think you figured out that Literotica is a board with erotic stories in the first place. Then there are the forums (introductions -welcome to the .... forum- per forum will tell you what's "done" and "not done" and what they (the different forums) are for.

If you are looking for a contact to chat with (one on one) I suggest you check out the Personals forum.

Hope that helps! Enjoy your stay here!

 

[M's girl]

****Tries to remember to stay on the "good" side of M's Girl****

Good girl

 

[jeffinsepa]

Hi All

Greetings All

This is my first day here. Seeems like a very nice group of people. I am Jeff a 50 yr old horny guy from Pa. What can I say, I love erotic ficton. Looking forward to chatting with you all.

Jeff

 

[Eilan]

Greetings All

This is my first day here. Seeems like a very nice group of people. I am Jeff a 50 yr old horny guy from Pa. What can I say, I love erotic ficton. Looking forward to chatting with you all.

Jeff

Hi, Jeff. Enjoy yourself!

 

[MichelleLovesTo]

Greetings All

This is my first day here. Seeems like a very nice group of people. I am Jeff a 50 yr old horny guy from Pa. What can I say, I love erotic ficton. Looking forward to chatting with you all.

Jeff

Welcome (from another new person.)

 

[KarenDee]

Welcome Jeff, good to have you here. Horniness isn't a prerequisite, but it helps to break the ice!

 

[DemonOuterverse]

Did I ever introduce myself? Well just in case here's mine.

BEWARE! BRUTAL HONESTY!​

Name: Paul
Age: 27
Sex: Male
From: Alabama (the boring part)
Screen Name: DemonOuterverse. It's one part the race of my RP character (not here, I ran an RP for 4 years) and one part the old name of my site.
Hobbies: Computers. Working on websites for my friends (Neglecting mine). Anime collectibles. Writing, but haven't written in a long time. Drawing, same as writing.
Personal: I like to kid around but seemingly when the subject is serious. I tend to find weird shit funny which I attribute to Monty Python. I like to do shit for people for absolutely no reason (like working on my friends site's even if they don't ask me to). I also tend to be very negative toward myself. I think being 140lbs overweight has a lot to do with it. I go through short periods of being depressed and not wanting to do absolutely squat.

More "Personal":
Sexual Orientation: Straight.
Fetishes: Heartbeats & Stethplay (an offshoot of Medical), I would try and explain this but I really can't. There's just something about listening to the hard, passionate beat of a lady's heart is a major turn on for me.
Also a slight submissive. I'm not totally into BDSM, but the prospect of being fucked tenderly by a woman with a strap on turns me on. Something about having gyrating breasts pressed against my back does it for me.
Something Weird: Going back to the anime thing, I have this adoration of nekomimi (cat-girls) but not the same type that the furries would. More the type like Felicia from the game Darkstalkers or Nina from the WordsWorth hentai. I dunno why...I just find them insanely cute & sexy!
Favorite Literotica Authors: kynki_grrl & Belle_in_south. More will be added as I find them.
Favorite Literotica Stories: Playing With My Heart by kynki_grrl / Waking the Dragon by Belle_in_south / Kitsune by thatismynoodle / Shy Boy by Moondrift

http://pages.black-blade.net/outerverse/avatars/neko/neko.gif​

 

[KarenDee]

From: Alabama (the boring part)

I can't believe this is true. There is something charming about almost any location.


Well...maybe except East Orange, NJ

 

[DemonOuterverse]

I can't believe this is true. There is something charming about almost any location.
Well...maybe except East Orange, NJ

Well, my town is on the outskirts of a major Army base. The people in charge are extremely conservative to the point of there is almost NOTHING to do for anyone. I may be conservative but nowhere NEAR this extreme. The people in charge DEFINE the term "bible thumping ultra-conservative" and can make RUSH LIMBAUGH look like a card carrying LIBERAL. They're still trying to correct the "Sin City" image.

The next city over is just as bad but at least they do have adult entertainment... it's just really sleazy and tend to attract a lot of violent people. There are better ones, but they are a good 20 miles in town on the opposite side, which they have tried repeately to shut down.

There is only ONE smut shop that I know of and it's pretty shitty. It's one of those holes in the wall that everybody envisions a smut shop to be. Also it caters toward a different clientele that I don't fit in to.

Back in my teen age years, they shut down all the teen spots, instituted a weekend curfew, prohibited crusing, and shut down almost any open-air concert.

Now, to have a good time with no s/o, I'd have to drive my ass 100+ miles to Atlanta.

Currently the biggest attraction in the both towns is the Wal-Mart Supercenter.

 

[lancerfive]

New kid on the block...

Hello...

A friend suggested I visit this site...I like what I see...Basically, I'm an average-athletic guy looking for a woman to have some fun with. I enjoy erotica..especially photography - nothing beats black and white...color doesn't capture the same drama...feel free to say hello...

 

[DemonOuterverse]

Hello...

A friend suggested I visit this site...I like what I see...Basically, I'm an average-athletic guy looking for a woman to have some fun with. I enjoy erotica..especially photography - nothing beats black and white...color doesn't capture the same drama...feel free to say hello...

Welcome to the board LancerFive. There's a forum here on the Lit board you might want to check out if you're really looking for a hook up.

 

[Reba67]

I must admit, I was a bit timid to jump into the forums. I expected it to be all raunchy and stuff. I'm sure there's some of that, but I like the atomosphere of this place.

I do like reading erotic fiction. I've done some cybering, but I'm not always in the mood for that.