New Member Introductions

Hello All....

I love reading all these stories!
I'm 36 years old and enjoy a lot of crazy things. Yes, if you have read my profile, I like porn and a lot of other dirty things. I am not in a relationship right now, but am actively looking. Sorry, I am not really into the cyber-chat stuff, but like messages with pictures of girl-girl, and young men jerking on themselves (see, told ya I was dirty!). I'm not into incest, old men, hairy men, but I am interested in sweet girls, younger hung men, and orgasms!
 
After a few years....

After a few years of reading the some of the stories...I started reading the forums. I posted one or two in 2004, but I was never active it in. Now with time on my hands and learning to explore my more senual side. I figured I would get more active. I am 29/F, divorced and I am full figured. I would love PM but not into cyber. But I am always up for a chat.

I hope that everybody had a great New Year!!
 
SwallowingSusan said:
I love reading all these stories!
I'm 36 years old and enjoy a lot of crazy things. Yes, if you have read my profile, I like porn and a lot of other dirty things. I am not in a relationship right now, but am actively looking. Sorry, I am not really into the cyber-chat stuff, but like messages with pictures of girl-girl, and young men jerking on themselves (see, told ya I was dirty!). I'm not into incest, old men, hairy men, but I am interested in sweet girls, younger hung men, and orgasms!
Hi I am new to this. I really don't know how to navigate. It sounds like from your profile that we are very similar. I could sure use some help knowing how to naviagate in here. I know that PM is personal messaging but I only have that through MSN. I don't know how we are to communicate through here. But I certainly would like to figure it out. I would be greatly appreciative if you could take me under your wing for a while.
 
Hi All!!!

Hi everyone, long time reader of stories, finally joined and found the forum. Have a story pending, and more in my mind. Truly enjoy women of all shapes and sizes. Drop me a PM, would love to chat. Have a fantastic New Year all.
 
Bloody Hell, :eek: where did you lot come from? :D

Welcome aboard Brown-eyed girl, Spudz, New to it, subjules, vampiredust, Sapphire_Blue_8, CumPervChick, SwallowingSusan, Fsupeach, ctomm40, lust4us, greathands660 and welcome back seth6138. Whew.

For those of you who aren't too sure how things work, might I suggest you have a read of the [click {F A Q s} me] for all things forum related.

For information on everything else, I have to recommend the [click {Blank Manual} me] , Lit's repository of all things sexual, and... well hell, there is so much there you really need to see it for yourself.

Now go forth my children, wanton debauchery awaits. :p
 
Hello, new people. Just got back from holiday vacation, and wanted to welcome you all to Lit. Have fun! ;)
 
OMG!!!!!!!! I need help

EJFan said:
Welcome to Literotica's "How To" and "How To Cafe" Forums.

Please feel free to introduce yourselves to the members here. A brief introduction will help us to understand your questions and answers better. Tell us a few things about you, your hobbies, relationships, experiences and whatever else comes to mind that you are comfortable mentioning. Also tell us what you hope to get out of the How To Forums.


:cathappy: i am new to here and need someone to help me understand..............how do u put an av next to your name or above ur name??? How do u get the administrator to enable the avs? :cathappy:
 
Xx-Buni-xX said:
:cathappy: i am new to here and need someone to help me understand..............how do u put an av next to your name or above ur name??? How do u get the administrator to enable the avs? :cathappy:

Go HERE and all will be revealed.
 
i'm a 22yr old college student pursuing medicine. moved back home to md recently, found myself alone, havent had the chance to get out and meet new ppl. love writing, reading, and what better place to come :nana:
 
So there is somewhere to say hello.

I wasn't sure if there would be, so I am glad I found this thread. Looking through the other new posters I guess I have some interests in common, I suppose it was something to do with sex, relationships and erotica that brought most of us here and I am no exception. I could have just carried on reading stuff here, but I thought I'd register and perhaps meet some people too.
 
Hello. I'm new too. Where's the best place to meet new friends? :p
 
ZyMo said:
Hello. I'm new too. Where's the best place to meet new friends? :p

Pretty much anywhere, I suppose. Depends on what your interests are. For example, I love to write erotica so I spend a lot of time at the Author's Hangout. If you're interested in flirting or even hooking up, try the Personals section.

There's a lot of stuff here at Lit, and even I haven't been able to scratch the surface. Explore and have fun. ;)
 
Hi, the name is snowman and I live in Kentucky. I look forward to joining the discussions on lit.
 
Well I am semi-new to messageboards. I just started getting into them this year on another board. I am a 23 year old UPS Supervisor, been working there for 4 years. I heard about this board from another board and decided to check it out. I don't know how far it will take me, but I get hooked to things like this, and I think I will be hooked here for a while. I love all types of females, and looking at pics and video of them. But then again what straight guy doesn't ;) Also I am very shy and have trouble going up to a female just to make conversation. I never know what to say or if they would even want to talk to me. I have always had fantasies to be with a black female, and two females at the same time. So what I hope to get out of this is to meet some cool new peeps who too have this same trouble/fantasies as me, and to just have a good time :D
 
I see an introduction is in order...

Hi. I found this message board w/ the help of Google so here I am. From the looks of it Literotica looks like a cool place to meet an greet some cool ppl.

I'm living in W.Mass. at the moment. I've been living here with my wife since '98. Although not origionally from New England, I find it very comfortable living here and am curious who else around here's from the northeast.

Thanks for having me and hope to see ya's round.

s
 
newbie post

Hi folks. Just found this board, I like what I see, so I'm in :nana:

I'm 44 WM married with children. Having been forever faithful to my gorgeous, multi-orgasmic, 110 lb, 5'4 hot, horny, asian wife, I'm not looking to become attached to anyone else. But some dirty talk and and pics and stuff that we can share especially with wifey would be outrageously fun. Since this is just an intro, I'll save more details for later, but we fuck like monkeys, sometimes 2 or 3 times a day. She tells me to "fuck your horny bitch...ahhh...it's sooo deep...oooooh...fuck me...aghhh...." you get the idea. She cums on average about 3 times per session for the short ones (15-30 min) and upwards of 6 or more often loosing count, for our longer romps in the sack (1.5 hours or more)..... Hugs and kisses to the ladies :kiss:

-jb
 
Newbie Post

I am very new to this site and have found it very interesting. I just turned thirty. I have aways been interested in erotica, it gets my blood pumping. At first I was just looking for some pictures or what not, but the more I looked around the more I have becum interested in the other forums. I love to write and have not done it in awile and hope to get into the flow of things with some of these stories. I also am interested in maybe posting some pics to get some feed back. I have been a relationship for 6 years and I guess am wondering what other women think of me. Dont be afraid to message me. I also want to say to all that I think it is couragous to write your stories and post your pics. I think it is very cool and hope I can be that way as well

J.
 
Hello All

long time lurker, first time poster....no idea even on what to write without it being a novel or letting too much info get out :p . married for heading to 6 years, been with my hubby for 9 years in may this year. 4 children, whom i simply adore :heart: and live in new zealand. wanna know anything else, just ask me and i'll try to answer....
 
Intro to all

Hey everyone, I had to start somewhere...

I'm a single 23 yo WM in southern Louisiana. I am 5'10" and an athletic, stocky 200 lbs from football, wrestling, and rugby. I am a bit displaced from home now, so I was hoping to meet some people around there who tend to share my values of hard work, even harder play, and extreme horniness. I am a student, so I tend to have some free time, especially late at night.

I really enjoy getting to know new people, so please PM me. I have not really done the online thing before, but I figured this would be a great place to start.

JT
 
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