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Hi joined a few days ago and still trying to work out how to do things round here
from what ive seen im sure will have lots of fun
one thing though how do i get an avitar to work, the button on my edit profile is stuck to "do not show one"
thanks
swingle xxx
 
swingle said:
Hi joined a few days ago and still trying to work out how to do things round here
from what ive seen im sure will have lots of fun
one thing though how do i get an avitar to work, the button on my edit profile is stuck to "do not show one"
thanks
swingle xxx
Avatars are available after 100 posts :)
 
hey, I'm a 28 year old single male that's had way too much schooling. I was always hardcore into studying and learning than I was into having fun, kinda made college suck bigtime. I have a bs in psychology and global mythology, I'm certified in crustacean immunology and shrimp aquaculture, I'm about 12 hours away from a degree in entomology, specifically arachnology and 54 hours away from a criminal justice degree. I was in the army for 4 years, worked in landscaping and in a warehouse, now I'm a cop. I enjoy reading classical literature and epic poetry more than most modern novels and novella. I guess I'm just a big time over-learned, over-horney, under-sexed nerd. but I am trying to break out of the shell.
 
Classical lit? Sounds interesting. Most guys don't want anything to do with Dickens and Austen.
 
Just found this Im relatively new been here a few days 18/m like roleplaying and enjoy reading the stories on here thought it'd be cool to talk to some of the authors and stuff so I came around been having fun so far dont think I'll ever leave
 
Are you ready to be singed?

I'm just a wicked, kinky lil'devil that likes to watch and then jump right in to show you how it's really done, hehe. First off, second off, third off (or how many times it takes for me to get satisfied off) I'd like to thank the Literotica Gods for making such a wonderful place. :kiss: I've been around "here" for quite some time, but for the hellishness of me I don't know why I didn't sign up sooner.

I'm a college senior and live in New Orleans...that's right the city of the dead and Mardi Gras!!! :nana: Oh yea Bourbon Street's great, but that's not what we're all about...we have more passion, love, seduction, mystery than that. Now, I'm not saying I don't like to grease the poles, lol. Before Katrina it would be easy for me to tell you what I'm majoring in, but now, well lets just say that I'm Political Science Pre-Law Major with a psychology minor that is trying to finish her Honors and will most likely end up with a major/minor in Business Administration too. Who said geeks aren't fun? I'm a very outgoing, stand up for myself and others, opininated woman that will shovel as much if not more than she gets. Oh, and I think everyone is weird, if I don't think you're weird, something is wrong with you, lol.

I'm proud to say I'm a Virgin in all aspects of the word except mentally, of course. Though men that know me would swear up and down that there is no way I could be :catgrin:, but I am. In all honesty I haven't found the right guy...yep, not even a first kiss either...there have been opportunities, but call me a romantic, I want to be in love *swoon*. Also, I don't want to put myself in anytype of jeopardy in regards to my school, home, life, health, future career, etc. I am in a long distance relationship; and though it may sound weird, stupid, whatever I've fallen in love with him and he with me. Even if it doesn't work out...I will never regret it because he's opened my eyes to beautiful things.

Well, I guess that's all....for now *muahahaha*. Thanks for letting me be apart of this wonderful world with you wonderful, delicious *licks lips* people. I'm sure I'll have great fun ;) .
 
A little bit about me-

I am a wife and mother.
I am a driven professional.
I am a graduate student.
I am dedicated to family and friends.

I am comfortable in my “grown-up” skin and enjoying my 30’s.
I like to drive fast with the windows down and the music loud and in those moments, I am only 16.

I am surprised, confused, inspired, frustrated, awed, angered, shocked, amused, saddened, perplexed and intrigued by everything and every day.

I can be completely altered by a piece of music

I have never kissed a girl…. But I have always wanted to

I am equal parts introvert and extrovert. I am a pragmatist and an idealist. I believe in the power of serendipity and in the strength of a good plan. I believe in magic and in hard work.

I am every contradiction you can think of… and that’s the way I like it.

And I am glad to be here. :kiss:
 
Hello everyone. 37 year old New Mexico guy here who enjoys having fun and seeing others enhance their own ability to have a blast safely and responsibly.

I hope to learn what I can and offer loads of humor or information, whichever is needed.
 
Erotica

Scarlett26 said:
I pretty much like any story that seems like it would be forbidden... I go through many of the topics. I like it all...haha!

Forbidden as in your real life? We all have our darker sides & fantasies that need to be explored, even if sometimes only in the mind.

Anais Nin said "there are many ways to be free. One of them is to transcend reality by imagination, as I try to do."

The brain is the most erotic part of the body!
 
Hello all

I am a husband of nearly 23 years and a father of two terrific boys. I have always liked reading erotic literature and so decided to join. This is my first go at anything like this. I am highly sexual and thus my wife thinks I'm a freak. She is a whisker away of being celibate so I think she is a freak. She has tons of other great qualities though so maybe I am one of the lucky ones.
 
self dreamer makeing

hi every one i am 31 yaer old egyption male i alwes love reading ,
sport ches traveling and for sure sex i am singel have some
relationsheep but never marry tel now
because i dream by woman can understand open marage in egypt that can ever be.
i vist some contry like india tunisia and i hope see all world
my bigs dream have understand wife who can cher that with me
can any one imagin 2 yaer around world have funn and sex with alot of
pepole alot of dernt pepoel thats what i dream about but the sad thing
is tel now i didnt fond that woman
i love erotec stories and if the storie talk about that cant be thin
thay love it make me fell good maybe because i dont like any thing esy
way
by wayi hope i fond her frind and any one want e-mail me my e-mail is
ayman5.mosstfa55@gmail.com
my yahoo id
ayman_mosstfa@yahoo.com
 
Smiles and hello's to everyone!

I'm a 26 year old Administrative Manager from Northern Virginia. I've been happily married for almost six years (I can't believe it's been that long), to my highschool sweetheart. I ran across this sight one day searching the web, and since have visited frequently to read the stories and observe from the rafters, if you will...

This being my first post, I just wanted to say hello to everyone, and thank you to those who have shared so much with me without even knowing.
 
Been a longtime lurker and recently started posting on Lit. I'm third-age married male (born early enough to JUST miss the start of Gen-x thank gawd):

semi-intelligent
extremely wanderlusty
spontaneous to a fault
impetuous
audiophyllic yet tragically immusical
empathetic to a fault
impertinent
irreverent
gullible
horribly procrastinatious
spendthrifty
gluttinous
generous
attentive
insightful
mercurial

...and the rest, you are welcome to learn for yourself. ;)
 
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