New slave on the block

[sweet_slave]

I bid two bottle-tops and a pull-ring from a can

Given that the reserve price was $5000 you are way behind the eight-ball here FungiUg.
Try two bottle-tops attached to bottles of Mills Reef Elspeth Chardonnay and a ring with some sort of emerald the size of golf ball.

Your flippancy leads me to believe you are not a serious bidder - why am i disappointed i wonder?

~sweet

 

[snoozebutton]

Gee I'd bit but I'm a package deal. A dom and two subbies and we play hard.

 

[sweet_slave]

Some of the best gifts come in unexpected packages.

 

[WriterDom]

I'll bid 130 tulips. But you have to wait till March when they bloom.

 

[tonyzee23]

how much is even_sweeter_slave going for? and what does she offer that you don't

 

[sweet_slave]

I'll bid 130 tulips. But you have to wait till March when they bloom.

Bloomin' hell!

 

[FungiUg]

Given that the reserve price was $5000 you are way behind the eight-ball here FungiUg.

Oookay, two bottle tops, a pull-ring AND an eight-ball!

 

[sweet_slave]

how much is even_sweeter_slave going for? and what does she offer that you don't

even_sweeter_slave is going for even_more_money - she can open a beer bottle with her belly button and make gravy with her hands tied behind her back holding 130 tulips in her teeth, hence the higher price.

~sweet

 

[FungiUg]

Sounds to me like we'd end up with tulip flavoured gravy... is that really what we want?

 

[lark sparrow]

Well, I'll happily bid lark's butt... even in public!

lol bid on or bid off, you Rouge? If you are attempting to get rid of me - not likely! I will pop in when you least expect it and be gone just as quickly.

See, sweet_slave... "build it and they will come".... eventually.

 

[knight88]

BIDS

Hmmmm, we are expected to bid on an unknown slave. Has she any training?, is she obedient? does she work well on her knees? is she easily satisfied? and is she willing to move and how far?
If we win the bid how long do we have to claim our prize?

 

[lark sparrow]

As long as your imagination can hold it.

 

[sweet_slave]

<snip> "build it and they will come".... eventually

Yes, they all come eventually in my experience too.

Has she any training?, is she obedient? does she work well on her knees? is she easily satisfied? and is she willing to move and how far? If we win the bid how long do we have to claim our prize?

Training enough to know the last thing a Master wants a slave who is not willing to accept their training as definitive. Knees are in functioning order, if somewhat calloused; easy satisfaction she finds less than rewarding; and she moves just as far and fast as the man with the whip chases her.

If you win the bid then i am no longer the one who sets the rules, right?

~sweet

 

[sweet_slave]

Sounds to me like we'd end up with tulip flavoured gravy... is that really what we want?

Well only the tulips and the gravy can answer that ... if both consent to the dynamic, the it doesn't matter what we want - as long as the consent was informed.

i am surprised you haven't explored this kink FungiUg, i thought an antipodean wraith-rider such as you would have been to the dark side.

~sweet

 

[FungiUg]

lol bid on or bid off, you Rouge? If you are attempting to get rid of me - not likely! I will pop in when you least expect it and be gone just as quickly.

Oooh, a pop tart! Yum!

Although I'm not sure how I feel about being called a "rouge"... does that really go with my eyes?

 

[FungiUg]

i am surprised you haven't explored this kink FungiUg, i thought an antipodean wraith-rider such as you would have been to the dark side.

Luke, I am your Master.

 

[sweet_slave]

Luke, I am your Master.

not until you make the highest bid you're not. Actually i am rather relieved that you are not my father.

 

[FungiUg]

not until you make the highest bid you're not. Actually i am rather relieved that you are not my father.

notes down "doesn't play daddy/little girl"... wonders if that will reduce the reserve price...

 

[lark sparrow]

Oooh, a pop tart! Yum!

Although I'm not sure how I feel about being called a "rouge"... does that really go with my eyes?

LOL oops.... would rogue suit you better?

Of course now the image of you in blush will stick in my mind - perhaps just a touch of mascara to bring out the color of your eyes as well?

 

[FungiUg]

Of course now the image of you in blush will stick in my mind - perhaps just a touch of mascara to bring out the color of your eyes as well?

bats his blushing deep green eyes at you...

 

[lark sparrow]

bats his blushing deep green eyes at you...

Lovely.

 

[FungiUg]

Well, looks like I can add some mascara to the bid... I'd still be more than happy to add lark's butt to the bid as well. But I think she has other plans for it.

 

[sweet_slave]

Well, looks like I can add some mascara to the bid... I'd still be more than happy to add lark's butt to the bid as well. But I think she has other plans for it.

sweet_slave has no objection to lark's butt being part of the deal.

 

[sweet_slave]

Well, looks like I can add some mascara to the bid... I'd still be more than happy to add lark's butt to the bid as well. But I think she has other plans for it.

sweet_slave has no objection to lark's butt being part of the deal.

 

[sweet_slave]

*laughs* see i mean it, i said it twice

i was .... distracted