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sally_sparrow
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So do I.
Okay then, let's do this. We'll each wear a pair of silk panties that will be sure to show any wet spots real good. I'll wear an emerald green pair and you can wear a cherry red pair.
We'll get all worked up and then at the self-service check-out line we'll each take them off and try to scan them in the scanner reader thingy and act all confused why the machine suddenly isn't working until we cause a small scene
That sounds so festive Hopefully a helpful gentleman will stop to assist us. It's pretty cold and snowy here, maybe we should all warm up in the back of my SUV while we wait for the pump.