North Carolina Roll call

[LadyGreyFortress]

Just long enough for everything to melt.
It easier to keep warm than it is to stay cool.

Aye that it is, that is why only the Strong live in the South full time

 

[SunnySideOvum]

Aye that it is, that is why only the Strong live in the South full time

Tru dat.
(Slowly sips on a glass of ice water)

 

[LadyGreyFortress]

Tru dat.
(Slowly sips on a glass of ice water)

Ice water? Dang boy it is after 11pm no one looking, slide a little bourbon into that branch

 

[SunnySideOvum]

Ice water? Dang boy it is after 11pm no one looking, slide a little bourbon into that branch

I'm out of liquor.
Finished the last of the Jim Bean and the Ginger Ale...
You got any to spare?

 

[LadyGreyFortress]

I'm out of liquor.
Finished the last of the Jim Bean and the Ginger Ale...
You got any to spare?

You may NOT have my Pappy Van Winkle but for a fellow Carolinian I will donate a jigger of Knob Creek....May I see your ID first though?

 

[SunnySideOvum]

You may NOT have my Pappy Van Winkle but for a fellow Carolinian I will donate a jigger of Knob Creek....May I see your ID first though?

Why here you go ma'am.
I'm older then I look I swear.

 

[LadyGreyFortress]

Why here you go ma'am.
I'm older then I look I swear.

Well OK but only one I will not be accused of youth corruption

 

[SunnySideOvum]

Well OK but only one I will not be accused of youth corruption

Tell ya what. You can keep a close "personal" eye on me.
To make sure I don't start actin a fool, of course...

 

[LadyGreyFortress]

Tell ya what. You can keep a close "personal" eye on me.
To make sure I don't start actin a fool, of course...

You go to bed, it is late too late for such foolishness.

Good night Carolinians time to pee on the fire and call the dogs.

 

[SunnySideOvum]

You go to bed, it is late too late for such foolishness.

Good night Carolinians time to pee on the fire and call the dogs.

Until tmrw.
Night.

 

[LadyGreyFortress]

Morning Carolina!

Grits in the CrockPot, eggs in the cast iron skillet, bacon in the oven.

First one that puts sugar in my stone gound grits does the dishes

 

[SunnySideOvum]

Morning Carolina!

Grits in the CrockPot, eggs in the cast iron skillet, bacon in the oven.

First one that puts sugar in my stone gound grits does the dishes

Add some spice to those eggs and I'll do the dishes anyway.

 

[LadyGreyFortress]

Add some spice to those eggs and I'll do the dishes anyway.

*hands you a selection of Cayenne ground pepper, Tabasco and Frank's Red Hot*

There you go

 

[SunnySideOvum]

*hands you a selection of Cayenne ground pepper, Tabasco and Frank's Red Hot*

There you go

Much abliged.

 

[FunLi]

Morning Carolina!

Grits in the CrockPot, eggs in the cast iron skillet, bacon in the oven.

First one that puts sugar in my stone gound grits does the dishes

I think I’m one of the few in this state that just can’t do grits

 

[SunnySideOvum]

I think I’m one of the few in this state that just can’t do grits

Me either.
(Don't tell Lady)

 

[FunLi]

Me either.
(Don't tell Lady)

Your secret is safe with me

 

[SunnySideOvum]

Your secret is safe with me

Knew I could count on you.

 

[FunLi]

Knew I could count on you.

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[LadyGreyFortress]

I heard that you two...

OK no grits tomorrow.

 

[SunnySideOvum]

I heard that you two...

OK no grits tomorrow.

I'll get more bourbon.

 

[LadyGreyFortress]

Does that make the grits go down easier?

 

[SunnySideOvum]

Does that make the grits go down easier?

And the coffee.

 

[LadyGreyFortress]

*shakes head and sighs* I set you up for the perfect joke.

 

[SunnySideOvum]

*shakes head and sighs* I set you up for the perfect joke.

My bad? I thought about it, but I figured you could do better.