Ode to My Mistress

[Stella_Omega]

To be nice to the OP - please see his profile pic

that's a sweet little nightie he's wearing.

 

[KoPilot]

(BTW, I don't really care if the guy wants to use the board to ode all over. I mean, most of us regularly tune into Eastern Sun's thread, which isn't really, strictly, a discussion topic.)

Pretty much this~

 

[Pleasure_Fan]

And lo, the homely goddess did strike the worthless one a brutal blow by her stainless pan, whereby he dragged his pitiful, broken form from her dwelling henceforth, where his last of of devotion was wiping his miserable trail of blood with his very hair as he went.

Hmmm... this isn't working for me. I mean, from the looks of you (I'm going by your Av, of course) you don't really have any hair to speak of. But your devoted commitment to the bitter end is highly impressive!