Ebonyfire
Ball Stretcher
- Joined
- Jan 6, 2002
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MissTaken said:Do me!
You can't do EB, but she could do you!
I can watch Mbb do MissT.
<I like to watch>
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MissTaken said:Do me!
You can't do EB, but she could do you!
mbb308 said:I'd like to for a while yet, if given my choice.
I have a sneaking feeling that there are a lot of things I need to do still.
Ebonyfire said:Well, I know a few things I can do that will keep you busy!
mbb308 said:Oh, do you now!!?!
I've gotten a lot more open-minded in my middle age, and more susceptible to suggestion.
Vito Corleone would be making me an offer I couldn't refuse, you know.
Ebonyfire said:Yes but he threatens people, I do not. I offer opportunities for growth.
mbb308 said:Put me under a heat lamp and we'll call it "personal enlightenment".
Vito was okay if you just had him over for coffee and had enough respect to call him "Godfather". My nephew/godson (the little smartass) hasn't figured this out yet, but I'm still working him over . . . I mean, working with him on this.
Ebonyfire said:Tsk, tsk. You are a big tease.
mbb308 said:We one-trick ponies have to go with what we're good at doing.
mbb308 said:MMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Ebonyfire said:Wasn't that a cow?
Sheesh, even a city girl like me knows that! LOL
MissTaken said:Alright, already.
I am here!
So what's the plan? Should mbb come find me first, so I can EASE him into a few various and sundry activities before exposing him to Herself?
(She has a thing for butts, mbb. How attached are you to yours? )
MissTaken said:Alright, already.
I am here!
So what's the plan? Should mbb come find me first, so I can EASE him into a few various and sundry activities before exposing him to Herself?
(She has a thing for butts, mbb. How attached are you to yours? )
\mbb308 said:Yeah, but typing "whinney" just doesn't do it. Besides, I had more fun doing it this way.
The first time my son and I rode in the country (he was about two and a half), he asked " 's 'at, Daddy?" (What's that, Daddy?) at every creature we passed. Every damned field! I answered each time, patiently. On the way back, he asked that question again, for the umpteenth time. I answered, "cows". With a shit-eating grin and an impish look in his eye, he turned to me and said, "No, pigs". I almost drove off the road laughing. They have been "cows no pigs" ever since.
So, you see, you have now heard from a cow no pig.
Merelan said:And i have a brand spanking new digital with all the extra features....
can I practice a bit on you all????? Just for experimental purposes, and would never, ever publish them or post them on interent, but...
sign here, no just a silly law thing. No no not really a release form, just looks like one.....
Ebonyfire said:I would like to immortalize Mbb's butt for all posterity....
Mbb, do you want to come on over the the dark side?
Merelan said:And i have a brand spanking new digital with all the extra features....
can I practice a bit on you all????? Just for experimental purposes, and would never, ever publish them or post them on interent, but...
sign here, no just a silly law thing. No no not really a release form, just looks like one.....
Ebonyfire said:MissT, I think you should warm him up. He may be just your cup of tea!
mbb308 said:My side is so dark (how dark is it?) that it bends light.
Do you think I am really ready for a posterity posterior?
Ebonyfire said:Now that is dark!
"I am ready for my close up Mr. De Mille"
Of course!
mbb308 said:Oh yes, my dark side. My mind can be like a dangerous neighborhood - it's best not to enter alone. Of course, I go in all the time.
You just let me know about that close up, okay, Cecil?
MissTaken said:If you need a bit of assistance aquainting yourself with your "Dark Side", you are in the right place and who knows, I just may be able to help you out!