Oh Isabella dear

[Oliver Clozoff]

no problems at all... I think you might get slightly elevated readings for blood pressure and heart rate, though.

I've heard that you can get a more accurate pulse from a patient if you take it with your tongue on the dorsal artery of the penis. I'm the doctor... I would NEVER make any of this stuff up.

 

[Angelique]

no problems at all... I think you might get slightly elevated readings for blood pressure and heart rate, though.

I've heard that you can get a more accurate pulse from a patient if you take it with your tongue on the dorsal artery of the penis. I'm the doctor... I would NEVER make any of this stuff up.

Only a SLIGHTLY elevated reading? Hell, I must be losing my touch...I used to get it all the way up!

Now, show me exactly where the tongue should be placed, and I'll look on my diagram of the male body here. I just have to be sure of where this lil angels tongue is supposed to be.

 

[Jeff726]

I'm having fun filming this whole experience but ladies ya gotta let the man behind the scenes have some action to.

Carl move it, it's my turn!

 

[Rosebud]

Oh Jeffy

Look at me and Angel...Now do you know what to do with us?

 

[Jeff726]

uh oh.....ouch!!!!!! (pulled away by the ear by SS)

 

[Rosebud]

Oh look Angel...Jeffy is getting feathers...

 

[Angelique]

LMAO@Rosie!

Oh look Angel...Jeffy is getting feathers...

Damn, and I was on my way in with the candles to drip wax on his flesh, too! Well, it's almost like tar, right?

 

[SimplySouthern]

Nah..I'm just trying to educate the man on how to be more macho. How to get what he wants. Gotta show him how to be one of the bad boys.

*throws down Black BDUs, a black T-shirt and some Black boots*

Put these on Jeff...and we can all take turns taking them off you. BDUs button up the front. I'm sure we can arrange to unbutton them with our teeth!

 

[Mensa]

Now it's too late.

See! I still say our first mistake was giving them the vote. Now look what they're getting up to.LOL

Thanks, SimplySouthern, I'm definitely picturing you in something white and lacy. And no it's not some damn dress either.< drooling>

 

[SimplySouthern]

Mensa...come closer so we can "suck" you into this thread with us! I love a smart man...talk to me baby and use the big words!

 

[Jeff726]

Nah..I'm just trying to educate the man on how to be more macho. How to get what he wants. Gotta show him how to be one of the bad boys.

*throws down Black BDUs, a black T-shirt and some Black boots*

Put these on Jeff...and we can all take turns taking them off you. BDUs button up the front. I'm sure we can arrange to unbutton them with our teeth!

*gets extremely hard knowing he is about to be had by some wonderful ladies*