OMG - I just realized I do have a fetish! TOYS!

I figure as soon as my house is back to being empty and boring, I'll go on their website and browse. lol
 
Way to go, Pervette! Lol
Nah, just really good at getting in touch with myself.

No panic, but I checked your story submissions and I'm kind of awed. I've got a lot of reading ahead of me, it's going to be intense, and toys will feature.
That's kind of you.

Oh, please if you're prone to attacks of grammar issues, avoid the older works, they are still very arousing, but because I was more into writing than editing they are full of glaring grammar flaws.

If you have a particular genre you prefer just ask and I'll try and steer you in the right directions, thus saving you some time. :)
 
The start to your thread made me laugh, but then too relise about my toys as well. Seems we.have something in common. I enjoy your sense of humor too. Jill. :rose:
 
Yeah, I believe that you ARE great at getting in touch, or touching, or whatever the hell it is. As long as it leaves you breathless, I'm all for it!
 
The start to your thread made me laugh, but then too relise about my toys as well. Seems we.have something in common. I enjoy your sense of humor too. Jill. :rose:
I really surprised myself with the revelation. :D It's like a whole new series of possible stories have just sprang into my mind.

Did you notice the edited part. lol I didn't think to add that until it was too late! :eek:

Yeah, I believe that you ARE great at getting in touch, or touching, or whatever the hell it is. As long as it leaves you breathless, I'm all for it!

I honestly do fear a stroke - I don't want to die naked with a toy in all the right places, and have one of my kids find me that way. :eek: I usually start under a blanket, just for that reason, then after a while, I lose the blanket because I get too hot and the comforter is very thick.

I'm such a dork.
 
I really surprised myself with the revelation. :D It's like a whole new series of possible stories have just sprang into my mind.

Did you notice the edited part. lol I didn't think to add that until it was too late! :eek:



I honestly do fear a stroke - I don't want to die naked with a toy in all the right places, and have one of my kids find me that way. :eek: I usually start under a blanket, just for that reason, then after a while, I lose the blanket because I get too hot and the comforter is very thick.

I'm such a dork.

I think that's cute. Lol.
 
I love my toys! I got this glass toy & its lots of fun. I wish it was a bit longer & thicker, but thats just me. Seems thick glass ones are hard to find. If you come across any, please post here so I can check it out. My most recent purchase was a rabbit & I'm anxious to try it out. I wish there was a local store to shop at, but not many around here. I usually have to shop online. :(
 
I love my toys! I got this glass toy & its lots of fun. I wish it was a bit longer & thicker, but thats just me. Seems thick glass ones are hard to find. If you come across any, please post here so I can check it out. My most recent purchase was a rabbit & I'm anxious to try it out. I wish there was a local store to shop at, but not many around here. I usually have to shop online. :(
Oh I like the looks of that! I'll let you know if I find anything really special.

Maybe I need to buy one toy a week, seeing as I am down to only one, slowly build my collection back up. :)

My favorite anal toy was a wand with five balls molded in increasing sizes, it also vibrated. I loved that toy too.

I really enjoy the vibrating plugs, and the rabbit drumming against my clit, as well as the twisting of the beads that can be found in some vibrators. It's unbelievable the different levels of intensity that can be reached when they are all rolling and pulsating as one.

Sometimes I have to force myself to keep them on a low level. I've set a timer by the bed on several occasions and make myself wait until it goes off before I increase the speed.

I know, right:D


Yes, it would be fun. *sighs*

:) (hugs) :)
 
Sounds to me you should be a tester :D and, get paid for it!




Oh I like the looks of that! I'll let you know if I find anything really special.

Maybe I need to buy one toy a week, seeing as I am down to only one, slowly build my collection back up. :)

My favorite anal toy was a wand with five balls molded in increasing sizes, it also vibrated. I loved that toy too.

I really enjoy the vibrating plugs, and the rabbit drumming against my clit, as well as the twisting of the beads that can be found in some vibrators. It's unbelievable the different levels of intensity that can be reached when they are all rolling and pulsating as one.

Sometimes I have to force myself to keep them on a low level. I've set a timer by the bed on several occasions and make myself wait until it goes off before I increase the speed.



:) (hugs) :)
 
*looks down* oops, its mine!
haha. ;)

Sounds to me you should be a tester :D and, get paid for it!
I would so love that job! Hell I'd work (almost) for free. lol Could you imagine all the fun I would have! Talk about feeding an addiction.

I have considered and got the okay (though he doesn't think I'd do it for long) to apply to those phone sex companies and take calls when kids aren't home. Now that I know I could pull off, but I'd also wear myself out. :eek:
 
haha. ;)

I would so love that job! Hell I'd work (almost) for free. lol Could you imagine all the fun I would have! Talk about feeding an addiction.

I have considered and got the okay (though he doesn't think I'd do it for long) to apply to those phone sex companies and take calls when kids aren't home. Now that I know I could pull off, but I'd also wear myself out. :eek:

lol
So you wouldn't be one of those ladies we see on TV that's filing her nails? lol
 
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