On a mission...

[NoTalentHack]

Sounds like the Kentucky Fried Movie of erotica.

Send him to… Loving Wives!

 

[Areala-chan]

A guy washes, shaves, applies make-up, and suddenly looks indistinguishable from the females to the point of other straight guys wanting to have sex with him.

When you raid the manga and light novels section of the store for your porno ideas.

 

[intim8]

the most ridiculously trope heavy spoof I can manage.

There's only one bed.

 

[WrongFrog]

You guys are awesome. The first installment of Missy Myers Cleaning Day will be submitted shortly. Breast onward boobily!!!

 

[THBGato]

Lesbians doing the washing up together and constantly touching each other on the small of the back.

Best friends suddenly realising they have the hots for each other in the week after the youngest's 18th birthday.

 

[gunhilltrain]

I find your lack of mom on son's lap disturbing.

I purposely did one of those (a stepson) just to see if I could come up with a new spin on it. The mom drives moving vans for a living.

 

[gunhilltrain]

Ah, so you're a yankee, huh‽

Like Derek Jeter?

 

[gunhilltrain]

To write the most ridiculously trope heavy spoof I can manage. I'm humbly coming before the AH masters of absurdity to help me add to my list:

Werewolves (complete with spoiled alphaholes)
Cinderella story
Completely neglected/abused but somehow insanely sexy heroine
Not Like Other Orphan Girls
Suspiciously Dubious Consent
Teacher Student (that sneer looks familiar...)
Bullies everywhere!
Billionaire with entitled attitude
Sweet naive Innocent who fucks like a pornstar somehow
Tortured Vampire Hero
Super Special Secret Power Reveal


So far I can check the following sex scenarios off my list, but I'm open to more suggestions!

Degradation/humiliation with bonus foot fetish
Awkward spanking scenario (but she likes it of course)
Phone a friend, please Regis.
That does not go there (please use flared bases, folks) and other serious Health Department violations in kitchens.
Bad BDSM roleplaying
Lesbian encounter (lady's maid style)
That's not what a spin cycle is for
It's too big! Complete with unrealistic measurements
I'm so grateful you rescued me! I'm on my knees in gratitude!

To Be Added:
Ejaculations Of Unusual Size* (Lumiere)
Wait, aren't they mortal enemies? WHY ARE THEY KISSING???* (Priscilla)

I'm deeply invested in making this a wholly unhinged and farcical romp. For... Science. Yes, we'll go ahead and blame science. Please contribute to this very important research!

I've done a few of those. I feel no shame. Teacher-student never gets old. Awkward spanking scenario: led to a whole series plus additional sequels beyond that. Impressive ejaculations: I shouldn't do them, but they are fun to write.

 

[gunhilltrain]

Oh shoot, I already raided the butter dish...

Marlon Brando already dealt with that issue.

 

[gunhilltrain]

Send him to… Loving Wives!

Detroit has been in trouble for a while. I had that movie on-screen, at that point in the film, during a movie theater scene.

 

[gunhilltrain]

So, have these porn tropes appeared on Lit too?

The pizza delivery guy. Or the plumber. Somehow it's rarely an electrician. The was a movie once with Jeff Bridges as the landscaper. No sex scene, but there was a brief shot of her fully nude I think.

The good-natured hooker. (A heart of gold is a bit much.) I know, somebody is going to say that the are friendlier in Brazil or some such place. Probably that means that they are better at customer relations, not that they really like you. But does your barber really like you either?

 

[WrongFrog]

So, have these porn tropes appeared on Lit too?

The pizza delivery guy. Or the plumber. Somehow it's rarely an electrician. The was a movie once with Jeff Bridges as the landscaper. No sex scene, but there was a brief shot of her fully nude I think.

The good-natured hooker. (A heart of gold is a bit much.) I know, somebody is going to say that the are friendlier in Brazil or some such place. Probably that means that they are better at customer relations, not that they really like you. But does your barber really like you either?

I might do something later with porn movie tropes. It was a conversation about spicy romance novel types that got me started on this and my other thread.

I'm currently feeling extremely rejuvenated and writing at a breakneck pace, which means I have far too many ideas and not nearly enough time to do everything.

 

[gunhilltrain]

I might do something later with porn movie tropes. It was a conversation about spicy romance novel types that got me started on this and my other thread.

I'm currently feeling extremely rejuvenated and writing at a breakneck pace, which means I have far too many ideas and not nearly enough time to do everything.

I suspect some Lit writers are all too familiar with porn tropes. Maybe it looks too easy, but most porn doesn't reflect sexual reality. So, you've found some ideas in all this? Good, but if you have a female truck driver story, I'll know what inspired you.

 

[M_K_Babalon]

Male and female Just Roommates, Really! Until the inevitable happens.

Of course, there’s the outta-the-stadium favourite, the tall, amazingly handsome, well-hung but super-shy billionaire who rescues the starving D-cup maiden (preferably when her bicycle breaks down during an unseasonal blizzard) and gets coaxed into sharing the last bed in the hotel. (Sorry, pardon me while I go get a breath of some fresher air.)

What a tastefull classic.

 

[M_K_Babalon]

Like Derek Jeter?

You're lucky I don't know what we call yall midwesterners.

 

[Areala-chan]

You're lucky I don't know what we call yall midwesterners.

You refer to every single brand of soda as a 'coke', so whatever you come up with, I'm sure it will make just as much sense.

 

[M_K_Babalon]

You refer to every single brand of soda as a 'coke', so whatever you come up with, I'm sure it will make just as much sense.

See... now you got me thinking if I do that and how often.