One Thing You May Not Know...

Oh gosh, Zy! I'm glad you're okay. Hate it that you got hurt and suffered the damage. That sucks.
 
Oh gosh, Zy! I'm glad you're okay. Hate it that you got hurt and suffered the damage. That sucks.

Aww, thanks... I just wish it was because of something more...interesting, I mean a drunk driver...come on! If I was in a high speed chase, that would be another thing... but...

am I making sense?

meds... :D
 
Aww, thanks... I just wish it was because of something more...interesting, I mean a drunk driver...come on! If I was in a high speed chase, that would be another thing... but...

am I making sense?

meds... :D

Yeah, it makes sense. There really is no such thing as a routine calamity though. It's not as exciting a story as a high speed chase, or even an OJ slow speed chase, but it still comes with all the bad stuff. At least they could have given you an awesome story out of the deal. Oh well, embellish!
 
Yeah, it makes sense. There really is no such thing as a routine calamity though. It's not as exciting a story as a high speed chase, or even an OJ slow speed chase, but it still comes with all the bad stuff. At least they could have given you an awesome story out of the deal. Oh well, embellish!

Yeah!!

I'm going to add UFOs to the story...along with ducks flying backwards...

And a smurf.

Who could forget a smurf.
 
Yeah!!

I'm going to add UFOs to the story...along with ducks flying backwards...

And a smurf.

Who could forget a smurf.

Yeah, that's it! And the men in the black suits erased everyone else's memories of all the good stuff with those special pens they have. ;) It's all the fault of the Illuminati!
 
I'm tone deaf, unfortunately. The only time I sing is when I'm alone. I wouldn't subject people to it for anything, but sometimes, a girl's just gotta sing.
 
A partner can tell if I fake an orgasm....
If I don't giggle uncontrollably, its not real....
 
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I am neurotic about eating salads around other people. I'm terrified I'll end up with leafy things stuck in my teeth

I can't even eat on a date or a lunch meeting. I'll get something small and cheap, and a drink. I hate people watching me eat, especially if its something like that...
 
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