Ordinary items -> Extraordinary pleasure

[UnderMyKilt]

I found a rubber bicycle handle bar grip that has a nice bullet shape and grip texture that makes it a wonderful butt plug. What is cool was that I can leave it in certain spot in the back one of those 'junk' drawers that everyone has and no one ever notices it is there, or would questioned about it if they found it. I guess I could buy a plug but why take the risk of discovery when my alternative feels so good?

When I have opportunities and my bottom is clean I'll slip it in and go about my day around the house, no one the wiser. Life without such little personal secrets would be dull....

That's funny. My first "butt toy" in my youth was a spare throttle grip from a motorcycle. . I knew it was right the moment I saw it. It was narrower, but still probably 1-1/2 to in diameter at the tip, widening a little in the middle, and narrower at the bottom where it had a flange that kept it from slipping all the way inside my ass. It was smooth on the outside so it could be kept clean and had kind of a spongy yet firm texture. It was accidentally designed like a butt plug before I think they even marketed butt plugs.

Of course, now days with only my wife and I regularly living in the house, part of my extensive sex toy collection, those most frequently used , is stored in two "dopp bags" with padlocks WAY in the back of a cabinet in the guest bathroom. One is the "wet bag" for enema toys while the other is The wife knows what's in them and a guest would really have to be snooping to even know the bags are there.

The bulk of the toys, including bigger toys that are too large for the dopp bags, are kept in a carry-on bag in a compartment in our headboard. All of the padlocks on the toy bags have had the same combination for about 25 years. That carry on, full of sex toys, has passed through the hands of bellmen, been scanned in airport xrays, and been carried on and stashed in the overhead of dozens of airline flights.

 

[grannykat]

Generously lube the handle end of a child's baseball bat (the adult ones are too long for this), insert, stand with legs apart and hug the wall while swinging the bat around with your hips. The wider part at the end of the handle keeps the bat inside long enough to send your over the moon. Rinse and repeat.

 

[nfrrdscnnr1]

Generously lube the handle end of a child's baseball bat (the adult ones are too long for this), insert, stand with legs apart and hug the wall while swinging the bat around with your hips. The wider part at the end of the handle keeps the bat inside long enough to send your over the moon. Rinse and repeat.

Fantastic!!!!!! Especially for one who appears to be no bigger than a minute.

 

[TBryon]

A warm curling wand. And with the different wands that are coming out, a lot of them look like sex toys anyway.

Id love to here more details on the curling wand. Like how you used it. Penetration or clitoral? Warmed by turning it on for a moment or some other way? How big was the orgasm?

 

[sublimater007]

Yes

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[Nikkikps]

Wine bottles, coke bottles etc do work quite well.

Bottles can be real fun though they do not shoot out the stuff like the real thing which I love!

 

[hulmule]

Glad this thread opened up agin. Havent seen it. In a sexless marriage and need something to help with getting relief. My hand is to smart anymore and need something new. Need that strong relief where you pass out afterwards and have a great sleep... Going back and reading these !!

 

[UnderMyKilt]

That's funny. My first "butt toy" in my youth was a spare throttle grip from a motorcycle. . I knew it was right the moment I saw it. It was narrower, but still probably 1-1/2 to in diameter at the tip, widening a little in the middle, and narrower at the bottom where it had a flange that kept it from slipping all the way inside my ass. It was smooth on the outside so it could be kept clean and had kind of a spongy yet firm texture. It was accidentally designed like a butt plug before I think they even marketed butt plugs.

Wow. Would ya look at that! They call them "vintage mushroom style handgrips" and they're intended for vintage bike restorations. Vintage...like me.

Uncannily like the old makeshift butt toy of my youth. I recall it flaring out so it was a little bigger in the middle but other than that it's a dead ringer.

Thought it's a little small for my current tastes, I might have to buy a set "for nostalgia's sake".

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/shopping?q=tbn:ANd9GcSWJR8Um4egPwbJh-4wvNo705V_y3iEYXRhfY1FoyZR3YkQnY1m_nsLYP5Yi9rSLhBZWQ-WTgof&usqp=CAE

 

[Restlessagain]

RE: extraordinary pleasure

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[michael2956]

I'm a bit embarrassed but I once used a sloppy banana peel to masturbate...

Did that a few weeks ago...Kinky....but pretty sexy. I liked it.

 

[michael2956]

I used a couple of my daughter's hair ties to make an improvised cock ring

 

[Maturelickr]

Oh, Buddy —-tweet, tweet, lick

 

[HoldYouDown]

I used a couple of my daughter's hair ties to make an improvised cock ring

Did you return them?

 

[Showmewhatchugot84]

First time i played with my own ass when i was younger was a plunger handle eith a condom on it. Just barely penetrated myself but its was the start of my kinky explorations

 

[Bigfan1952]

Bump! Bump!

Surely one of us has a new use for some household objects... such as foam pipe insulation, the type with a slot in it for wrapping around a pipe? It comes in a variety of sizes which are perfect for inserting in a variety of holes... Trust me.

 

[occasional_lovers]

Hairbrush - the handle for fucking myself, the back side for clit slapping
Pestle
Deodorant (roll-on)
Wooden spicemill

 

[secret_passion_1949]

How About An Old Electric Toothbrush?

Some time ago my wife replaced our electric toothbrushes. She tossed out the old ones (which still worked just fine) but before the trash bag containing them was put out to be hauled away, I retrieved my old one from it when she was out of the house for a couple of hours. Whenever I find myself alone and am in the mood to do so, I lube it up and use it (with the brush still attached) for genital and anal teasing. The anal teasing feels particularly nice....

 

[Maddiel1]

I have very fond exhibitionist memories of this thread. So I’ll post on it again-

I’ve used a ruler to slap my pussy and rub my clit.

 

[LeinadVirgo]

When I was much younger I used a hole in a very soft blanket to get myself off

 

[HighPlainsDrifter]

I once wrapped three water balloons together and then lubed up and slide my cock in between them.

Riding naked in a tractor cab plowing up soil was fun but off topic.

Anyone have experience using fruit? I once fucked a grapefruit.

 

[Looselucy28]

Stuffies

Am I the only girl who loves to rub soft stuffed animals on my pussy?

 

[Tinyharold46]

Pool circulation port will make you cum. Hot tub jets will too, just don’t put your ass over the jet unless you want an instant enema. I learned that the hard way.

 

[Mtnmike]

Pool circulation port will make you cum. Hot tub jets will too, just don’t put your ass over the jet unless you want an instant enema. I learned that the hard way.

Sorry but the enema was funny. Lmao no pun intended

 

[Tinyharold46]

Don’t mind you laughing at all. It’s funny to me also. You would really laugh if you had seen me getting out of the hot tub in record time trying to make it to the bathroom.

 

[hulmule]

Wow. Would ya look at that! They call them "vintage mushroom style handgrips" and they're intended for vintage bike restorations. Vintage...like me.

Uncannily like the old makeshift butt toy of my youth. I recall it flaring out so it was a little bigger in the middle but other than that it's a dead ringer.

Thought it's a little small for my current tastes, I might have to buy a set "for nostalgia's sake".

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/shopping?q=tbn:ANd9GcSWJR8Um4egPwbJh-4wvNo705V_y3iEYXRhfY1FoyZR3YkQnY1m_nsLYP5Yi9rSLhBZWQ-WTgof&usqp=CAE

LMAO, saw this... thought of Queen- i want to ride my bicycle ...