Pants-Off Dance-Off

Scalywag said:
Ever have a cat jump on your back during sex?
No, but my buddy had a cat with sharp claws attack his morning wood under the covers. Now THAT is a bad way to wake up! :D
 
i want you to know that i reflexively crossed my legs in a protective crouch reading that.

...bastard. :p

ed
 
Scalywag said:
I'm willing to bet that cat had a flying lesson that day.
If it were me that cat would have lost at least 7 of it's nine lives. That cat was satanic man, I swear, pure evil! She was also the fatest cat I have ever seen. So fat in fact, that she couldn't lick herself. She's have to lick her paw and then use that on herself. There's nothing funnier than being at a dinner party and hear the host yell at the cat to stop that! I swear it looks like the cat is masturbating, laying on her back with her legs all spread out and one paw just going to town!

I would have given my left nut for a video camera. :D
 
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