Penis Name

[Que]

Not sure the origin...(it was decades ago) but the ex and I used to refer to my member as the mighty cudgel. (in the wistfull recesses of dim memory, I recall going down the hLl at the hotel casa magna for a bucket of ice for her tender bits on the second day of our honeymoon. I had lost my virginity the day before and was quite enthusiastic about intercourse.

The "crazy redhead" (im told the terms are redundant) named it something, but I forgot what. She saw it twice and said flattering things about it, but didnt deign to handle it, untill the third time she decided to pop it in her mouth until I gently (and of course stupidly) warned her that I dont cum easy so to speak. (i AM easy, just a bit anorgasmic).

 

[Rolando2]

Elvis .... for 10 minutes , I'm the king .

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[FloridaSmoothie]

Yes, the best thing about naming your private parts is being able to take about them with your spouse/partner in public...if the need arises.

 

[luvemboth]

Mine is Kong

 

[LoveHerNow]

Yes, the best thing about naming your private parts is being able to take about them with your spouse/partner in public...if the need arises.

Agreed! Our name for my cock is Walter. lol

 

[LindsayRae]

Dick

Ah, Richard.

 

[FloridaSmoothie]

After much research and contemplation, I have finally named each of the boys. The left one is Rock and the right one is Roll.

 

[Jacqueline_]

After much research and contemplation, I have finally named each of the boys. The left one is Rock and the right one is Roll.

I've been known to refer to my lady parts with a few silly names, like the Chamber of Secrets or the Eye of Sauron, Helm's Deep etc. It's a real mood killer

 

[MidwestMark]

Honestly I think it's hottest when a girl just says the word cock. So I prefer it being called what it is.

 

[FloridaSmoothie]

Honestly I think it's hottest when a girl just says the word cock. So I prefer it being called what it is.

Couldn't that be a little awkward when with the in-laws?

 

[MidwestMark]

Couldn't that be a little awkward when with the in-laws?

Not if whispered

 

[CNYCarol]

Before he passed, I asked hubby this same question,

"Wee Willy"

 

[Fondelum]

I've been thinking about this particular Thread and the name I come up with is the capital of North Korea. No disrespect to any N Koreans that may for some slim reason viewing this thread. I just like the sound of it especially when i'm erect...PYONGGGGGGYANG!!!!

 

[wanker41]

ive referred to me ole wedding tackle as OH HENRY! after the candy bar.

 

[FloridaSmoothie]

I am honored that my thread received your very first Lit posting! Welcome to Lit!

 

[Eveygirl]

Had a guy who was about to get lucky and he introduced me to Igor, I burst into fits of giggles and he thought I was laughing at the size and left calling me a disgusting bitch,not even giving me the chance to explain, but I mut say,I was glad he left having seen his ugly side and I don't mean Igor

 

[captainoz]

I call mine, Jim and the twins. If any of you ever watched Tim Allen do stand up years ago. He uttered that phrase and I thought it was funny. The wife likes it...

 

[ArtemisRen]

Cross calls his junk, "Pepe". We call my junk, "Ms.Kitty". I know it's not original, don't be mad.

 

[SSMinnow]

penis

My high school sweetheart named mine Duke, after the Duke of Earl...you know, "DUKE, DUKE, DUKE". Naturally, I called her sweet pussy the Duchess.

 

[McZire]

It started as a joke between my wife and me but it has stuck...Hard Decision!

 

[luvbigtitts]

i had a friend request a pic so i sent her one and she texted "i am beholden by your stiff staff of wonder" hahaha now its called the wonder staff

 

[firenzi]

Honestly I think it's hottest when a girl just says the word cock. So I prefer it being called what it is.

I agree with this. It would be a bit of a turn off for me if a guy had a silly name for his genitals. No one I've been with has had one. Or maybe I'm too much of a bitch for them to share it with me

 

[FloridaSmoothie]

I agree with this. It would be a bit of a turn off for me if a guy had a silly name for his genitals. No one I've been with has had one. Or maybe I'm too much of a bitch for them to share it with me

A sexual sense of humor can be a good thing. My wife certainly thinks so. It was her idea to name our genitals. She also came up with names for something else, which I will not be sharing with the class.

 

[amofiga]

My high school sweetheart named mine Duke, after the Duke of Earl...you know, "DUKE, DUKE, DUKE". Naturally, I called her sweet pussy the Duchess.

WOW! How happy I am to see someone as old as me who actually remembers the Duke of Earl. LOL!! I had a fraternity brother in college who was nicked-named the duke because at parties, it would usually end up drunk enough to sit at the beat up piano in the basement and belt out the only song he knew.....Duke of Earl. The only way to shut him up was to drag him off to a corner to sleep it off.

 

[myorangelily]

We call the hubs "Bob" & his balls are the twins.