Penis Size

So much confusion about size, but I don't see anywhere the correct way to measure. I have always thought it was along the dorsal (top) surface from the public bone to the tip. For girth, use a measuring tape such as a seamstress uses and measure the thickest part.

I don't think most people really want to measure their partner's (or their own) dick correctly. Instead, they'd rather make their partner feel good by measuring from whatever angle gives the best result.
 
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As a woman… The whole penis size concern amuses me a little bit. I mean, I love talking about dicks and how big they are and all that stuff, but in reality the difference between 5.5” and 5.75” makes zero functional difference for me personally. Most people do not know how to use a tape measure correctly to begin with let alone placing it on a cock correctly.

Statistically speaking, I have had an intimate relationship with eight cocks. One of them was noticeably smaller than the others. Without measuring, it reminded me of a smallish hotdog. Two of them were noticeably larger than the others. I suspect that the two larger ones are statistical out layers in a small sample size data set. One of the larger ones reminded me of a good sized banana in length, thickness, and shape. The other one reminded me of a Bud Light lime can in length and thickness, it was also extremely straight. The other five were so close to the same in size that I couldn’t tell you a thing about the size other than they were all very close to the same. 7/8 out of the guys made me orgasm through intercourse. The 1/7 and I did not have good chemistry, it had zero to do with anything other than that.

Interestingly, enough, the guy with the Bud Light lime can sized dick was extremely concerned about his penis. When soft he looked smallish to very average. He was a college athlete. I suspect his time in the college locker room and being around “alpha male types” gave him a bit of a complex about this. He never saw any of them hard and they never saw him hard, so nobody really knew the difference. Due to that experience, he thought he had a small dick. When hard though, it was by all reasonable expectations a certifiable hog.

Chemistry with the holder of the cock is most important. That is the number one thing. The second important thing for me is his shape. Depending on how he is shaped, depends on how we fit together best. One of the “average” guys had a really hard upward curve. We were able to make that work to our advantage extremely well in one position. In fact his dick remains my favorite of all time.

Glass
 
It's a silly topic. The problem is dick size gets weaponized by both men and women to belittle men and give them dysmorphia. Porn doesn't help of course.

Truth is most men fall into the average length. Outliers are rare. For every person on Lit who says they once enjoyed a 9 incher, assume they just don't know what 9 inches looks like. Most women IME aren't good at eyeballing these things and most men lie about their size. A woman will brag about her man's size when they're together and belittle it if he dumped her or cheated. Etc. etc.

Take everything with a grain of salt and just enjoy the variety. I mean I love tits of all sizes and pussies of all shapes. Spice of life.
 
These penis size threads always remind me of a female comedian who said to a guy who hit on her at a bar and mentioned his big penis to close the deal…

“If I am not attracted to you, the idea of an extra large amount of you inside of me is only more disgusting. Now take your big dick and go elsewhere.”
 
These penis size threads always remind me of a female comedian who said to a guy who hit on her at a bar and mentioned his big penis to close the deal…

“If I am not attracted to you, the idea of an extra large amount of you inside of me is only more disgusting. Now take your big dick and go elsewhere.”

A few months ago I was at a bar and people were talking about this dude who constantly referenced his big penis. Everyone was ridiculing him for this (behind his back at least). If you have a huge dong, let word travel on its own, people.
 
A few months ago I was at a bar and people were talking about this dude who constantly referenced his big penis. Everyone was ridiculing him for this (behind his back at least). If you have a huge dong, let word travel on its own, people.
I know on guy that is extra proud of his size. We were in the same outfit in the Air Force and I saw it in the shower, and it was large. It reminded me of the joke of the guy with a small penis that goes to a brothel and the Madame has him undress. She looked at his penis and asked, "Who are you going to please with that?"
He says, " Me!"
 
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A few months ago I was at a bar and people were talking about this dude who constantly referenced his big penis. Everyone was ridiculing him for this (behind his back at least). If you have a huge dong, let word travel on its own, people.
I went to college with a guy who had a very large cock. Every one in the locker room was envious. He did not boast and was very humble about it. The rumors of him got out, and there were a few “curious” ladies, but there were also some that could have cared less too.

Slate.
 
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