Penis Worship

She was quoted as saying My Precious, a phrase used by Gollum the corrupted Hobbit in Lord of the Rings. He was complaining about his former people as stinking Hobbitses. My bad, didn't realize it was that obscure.

Ah, got it. Lord of the Rings. I should have guessed. 9x out of 10 when someone says something I don't understand it's a Lord of the Rings reference.

I should probably start just assuming everything I've never heard of before is a Lord of the Rings reference lol

Did everyone else seriously get it? Am I that out of it?!!! Ugh. It's not just one movie either is it ? I guess I better hope they're on Netflix. They're all long AF too aren't they?
 
Ah, got it. Lord of the Rings. I should have guessed. 9x out of 10 when someone says something I don't understand it's a Lord of the Rings reference.

I should probably start just assuming everything I've never heard of before is a Lord of the Rings reference lol

Did everyone else seriously get it? Am I that out of it?!!! Ugh. It's not just one movie either is it ? I guess I better hope they're on Netflix. They're all long AF too aren't they?
I only saw the first two. Three hours EACH before you get to the Director's Cuts. Oy.
 
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You want your cock worshipped? You have to believe it and act like it. And believe that the woman on the other end is real.
 
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