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redted said:
I've had a similar problem since log at your pictures. I can't stop dripping. I'm afraid I can't really leave the house without shocking my neighbours. Maybe you could give me a hand and then I can help you ?
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Yes, it sounds like you have MSB (Massive Sperm Buildup) and your system needs draining which I would happily oblige to do if I was there. It can be done manually or by suction...not unlike draining gas from a tank. :)
 
Hypertension Issues

seamus221 said:
Use your tongue sexy girl when its still fresh :devil:
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Like the idea, except the sodium content is not good for my hypertension - since I stopped swallowing and began spitting my blood pressure has now dropped to acceptable levels... My doctor said I was in danger of having a stroke! :)
 
unblocking

pertinentgirl said:
Phew!..it's really hot where I am now and after doing my chores yesterday I felt really clammy and sticky. I think I need a new air-conditioner. Perhaps one of you could come over and have a look at it? It's been dripping all night and might need unblocking and flushing through; otherwise, it's going to be terribly uncomfortable.

Failing that, I'll have to walk around my house and garden like this all the time which would really annoy the neighbours...

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pertinentgirl said:
Yes, it sounds like you have MSB (Massive Sperm Buildup) and your system needs draining which I would happily oblige to do if I was there. It can be done manually or by suction...not unlike draining gas from a tank. :)
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I think your diagnosis is correct. Is happily let you try both methods, but please be careful in case there is an explosion when it is purged. Your clothes may get covered.....
 
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pertinentgirl said:
Like the idea, except the sodium content is not good for my hypertension - since I stopped swallowing and began spitting my blood pressure has now dropped to acceptable levels... My doctor said I was in danger of having a stroke! :)
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Well then thats understandable then.
Is there any risk from internal injects of sperm??
That loud roaring sound is the crowd forming to get their massive sprem build up unblocked by a certain sexy little lady wihout any panties on!
 
Easy does it...

redted said:
I think your diagnosis is correct. Is happily let you try both methods, but please be careful in case there is an explosion when it is purged. Your clothes may get covered.....
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Totally agree, a complete single purging could result in the death of the patient so it must be done carefully, in planned stages. :)
 
Dripping solution

pertinentgirl said:
Totally agree, a complete single purging could result in the death of the patient so it must be done carefully, in planned stages. :)
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I agree a slow and steady build up, then backed off to let the steam settle and then back to a steady pace.....I've heard of a rear entry technique where slow release can be sustained.....are you expert in this ?


As for your dripping.... I have two tools that can fix it however I fear with (PDS) Pusey Dripping Syndrome I might make it worse for a short time. I forecast heavy and frequent gushes for maybe hours before it can be made better. Are you prepared for the long haul?.
 
To boldly go...

redted said:
I agree a slow and steady build up, then backed off to let the steam settle and then back to a steady pace.....I've heard of a rear entry technique where slow release can be sustained.....are you expert in this ?


As for your dripping.... I have two tools that can fix it however I fear with (PDS) Pusey Dripping Syndrome I might make it worse for a short time. I forecast heavy and frequent gushes for maybe hours before it can be made better. Are you prepared for the long haul?.
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Well, in the words of Scottie, Star Trek, the ultimate engineer, "The rear entry technique may be our only chance to repel a klingon attack with our deflector shields". :)
 
Chrome sperm solution .....we can use a towel and your welcome!


OMG A Star Trek Reference You are the perfect little sexy woman!:D
 
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Do you have an unruly, wilfull cock?

seamus221 said:
Well then thats understandable then.
Is there any risk from internal injects of sperm??
That loud roaring sound is the crowd forming to get their massive sprem build up unblocked by a certain sexy little lady wihout any panties on!
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Then call the cock whisperer...(me) :devil::kiss:
 
Yellow Pages oh man thats a good one!

PG I like the idea of a spare also so lets get you and your sister in on this you can cock whisper me and I can Pussy whisper you two sexy ladys. ::p:
 
Manual

toben3297 said:
No i haven't but there is always a first time. :D
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I've got a manual if that helps but It's been fingered quite a lot and is a little dog-eared I'm afraid. Some of the pages are also stuck together... :)
 
Whiskey1965 said:
Yellow Pages oh man thats a good one!

PG I like the idea of a spare also so lets get you and your sister in on this you can cock whisper me and I can Pussy whisper you two sexy ladys. ::p:
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Would love that, although my sister's pussy is deaf so you'll have to sign with your fingers. :)
 
I'd love for both of you to ride me, one can sit on my face as the other sits on my cock, we can have a race and see which of you two lovely ladies cums first.
 
Cock Whispering Tips

EndlessNameless said:
I don't mind at all if you talk to my cock. He's been a bad boy.
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Here are my cock whisperer tips:

No.1
If he's really troublesome, you should put a muzzle on him when he's out in public - in case he attacks any passers by.

No. 2.
He's a pack animal, so let him knows who's the pack leader. If he's unruly, shout, "NO!" and shake your finger at him.

No. 3.
It's not a good idea to let the neighbours and kids etc. play with him until he's fully trained because if there is a nasty incident, he may have to be put to sleep.

No. 4.
When you finally reach the stage where he can be muzzle free, then you can take him around the neighbourhood (its a great way for a SWM to meet women) and you can invite anyone around to stroke him, pet him, tickle his belly and make him roll over.

No. 5
If he starts to choke in any situation just take a firm hold of him by the neck, pull him back and then let him go forward, then pull him back and forth faster and faster until he is fully purged.

Of course finally, make sure he gets plenty of vigorous exercise otherwise he might develop obesity problems, depression etc.

:kiss:
 
It sounds like you are a expert. I expect a firm hand helps too.....:)
 
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