PhoneSex

[ShyGuy68]

Hecate.

Hmm know what buttons to push!! I might have an idea about what buttons I have to push with you, so maybe some day! 4

ShyGuy


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[Renee]

Lmao @ Firesprite - how erotic!! Are you sure it wasn't Golden, he said he stutters

Actually, stuttering could be good, it makes it last longer

LL I have my squeegie and paper towels ready.. when does the fun start?

 

[Lovely Latina]

Ok...I'll be serious now (but ONLY for a moment).

Curious,

Phone sex can be a wonderful means of sexual sharing (especially with someone you truly care about) and can sometimes (in my experience) believe it or not, be even hotter and more erotic than REAL sex (I said "SOMETIMES"...pleez nobody jump all over me for saying that...lol) when done with someone who knows what the hell he's doing and isn't the least bit inhibited.

My old attitude toward phone sex was more like "Ooo...ahhh...oh yes...<checks watch>...mmmmm...<clips toenails>...oh yeah...<bakes a bundt cake>...etc." I found it to be pretty boring and monotonous. That was until I met "Rico Suave" (not his real name) online. Boy did HE rock my chimichanga! Ole!

He was INCREDIBLE! Made me cum FOUR...yes, FOUR times one night.
<wipes dreamy smile off face>

*AHEM*...but anyway, Curious, it's a great way for the two of you to stay close and continue sharing even when you have to be apart. It also allows you to get even deeper into each other's minds becuz you have to actually TALK about your fantasies and what would most turn you on...which will no doubt make REAL sex even hotter when you are finally together again.

LL

PS--I'm there with ya, Renee, baby!! Let's straddle...er, I mean SADDLE up that horse! <hehehe>

 

[Lovely Latina]

Greg...

I'll be sure to check out your story and get back to ya!

LL

 

[Golden]

Firesprite wrote I tried it once and got a stutterer

w..w..w...wa..wa..wasn....wasn't mmmmmmeeeee.
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Shyguy wrote: I might have an idea about what buttons I have to push

Um, I thought we all had the same buttons, guys and girls alike ....buttons numbered 1-9 and 0 plus some funny ones like * and # ...

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seriously folks - remember The Truth about Cats and Dogs ... phonesex scene was a great turn on!

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[Sterling]

I am a lover of Phone Sex... Usually would have it with girls I meet on the internet and such... Some are really good, some are ok... Usually you need to push some into the direction of being vocal... But me being a vocal guy can get them talking...

I say.. Go for it! It kills doing it solo.

 

[Guest]

did somebody order a pizza?
goddamnit! I'm gonna hafta get this number changed.

 

[Melody_lane]

A vocal guy, eh sterling?
I love a guy who can really talk dirty to me. Take control, and make me his 'little slut'. God, that's enough to send me right over that climactic edge.

Hell, it's been too long!

 

[Guest]

come here, melody_lane, you naughty girl!!!

you want it, dont you, babe? I can tell you like it hot. think you can handle a whole one?

PIZZA, I MEAN!!!

so, did you want extra mozzarella, on that?

 

[Lajo]

I canot se paying for phone sex. I have too many friends (ok...I have some friends....ok, ok. I have at least one friend) I can call for phone sex. I love that idea. It may be something that will never happen in real life, but the phone sex makes for some great fantasies and "what ifs" as well.

Hey Melody...call me! We'll talk dirty. We'l do...each other?

 

[Melody_lane]

Lajo- call you? Honey as if I would pay for these phonecalls.

*ponders for a moment*
That is unless it was a call to Dixon. (grins mischievously)

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[Gil]

I once knew a lovely girl who sent me a copy of the book 'Vox'. The whole damn book is one long phone sex call between a guy and a girl, culminating (One too many 'l's here?) in a mutual moment.

Anyway, by the time I summoned up the courage to emulate the book, we were no longer 'seeing' each other.

The next occasion arose (metaphorically speaking) with a girl that I had met at a mutual friend's wedding and with whom I subsequently struck up a long distance relationship.

One day we decided on a time and date for me to call her, for the purpose of phone sex.
Everything went well until she reached Shang-ri-la.

Her ear-splitting screams may very well have done permanent damage to my left ear drum (Yes, I am right handed), I've since developed a stutter, my cat ran away and my right testicle crawled up into my body and I haven't seen it or the cat, since.

Then, to put the icing on this cupcake, she said she was tired, hung up, and left me high and dry. I damn near reversed the charges. She is now a phone ex!

There's no such thing as 'safe' sex.

...grumble.

 

[Lajo]

sniff-sniff. The story of my life. Bad timing.

Ok...enough self pity. I'll call you mel? that might be 1 phone call I WOULD pay for.

 

[Golden]

LMAO @ Gil

 

[Lovely Latina]

Awwwwwwwww...poor widdle Lajo. =*(

<comforts him against her ample, yet firm, bosoms>

There there now. *pat pat pat*

= )P

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[Renee]

Lmao @ Gil..

 

[Guest]

Poor Gilly Boy. <patting you on the shoulder> There there, there there. If you're ever online before 5pm central standard time (3pm your Californian time), I won't leave ya high and dry! 402-934-9010

 

[Hung_Like_Horsey]

Looking for something?

 

[Skibum]

Pay phones are one thing, but I remember what it was like when I was in the States, and my newlywed bride was on another continent. Talk about high phone bills!

BTW it was worth every penny!

 

[Lajo]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm LL...thankyouverymuch! I feel much better now. Well..except for this large bulge in my pants.



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[Lajo]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...thank you LL!! I feel much better now. Well, escept for the growing bluge in my pants!

 

[Gil]

LL,

Did Lajo just lose his virginity to you? Well DID he? Damn it! ...grumble.

 

[Lovely Latina]

Ut oh...system malfunction = (

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[Lovely Latina]

Originally posted by Gil:
LL,

Did Lajo just lose his virginity to you? Well DID he? Damn it! ...grumble.

<hangs head in shame>

I'm a bad, baaaaaaaaaaaad girl, daddy! = (
<bends over to receive her punishment>

(But I still have MY virginity to lose...<wink wink> )

*teehee*

LL

<whispers..."you're most welcome Lajo"> = )

 

[Gil]

Well hell, LL...

Have ye nae been warned aboot bendin' over in front of me, then?

ye truly dinnae ken ma vile nature?

An still all bent over and flashin' me the one-eyed wink...'tis shameless ye are.

sigh...'twill not be my hand ye'll be a notice'n, lassie.

Aaaaaahhhhh, ...now BARK! for me, ye darlin' wee...