Planning out my day tomorrow...

[cookiecat]

Yes, very spiritually uplifting.

Amen.

*adjusts ho ho*

 

[cookiecat]

I'm at a theme park with a plug in so...

the black hole?

 

[cookiecat]

I would pay money to watch you with the tv remote or lint roller.

And not the ho-ho? Where are your priorities, man?

I'll bring the popcorn.

Don't you think she has enough to try and fit in already without adding more props?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xESoxg56TE

 

[cookiecat]

I'm throwing some money in there.

Ho Ho, please, cookie. 'Cause I'm thinking of this.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cake-sitting

I have a sweet, sweet poontang.

(google cake farts. It's a thing)

 

[cookiecat]

I love it!

It should be a theme song.

 

[cascadiabound]

http://67.media.tumblr.com/dc3be2390a231cc8bc9a9d9b27fb61d6/tumblr_o9q021Fowc1sp11gbo1_1280.jpg

getting ready for company - think I will make some pasta.

 

[Farawyn]

Amen.

*adjusts ho ho*

That's my girl!

 

[Farawyn]

I have a sweet, sweet poontang.

(google cake farts. It's a thing)

Yes.
I know.

...

 

[cookiecat]

Yes.
I know.

...

 

[cookiecat]

cascadia - you're a super productive homemaker today! I'll be expecting cookies later...

I, on the other hand, got distracted with the dishes...

http://i.imgur.com/1FuiAC8l.jpg

 

[cookiecat]

I asked for a little help in the kitchen

http://imgur.com/chss1d7

 

[cookiecat]

I might've posted this before, but I'm thinking about going to the gym

http://i.imgur.com/H1xQNNe.gif

 

[cookiecat]

It's so nice out though, it might be good to spend some time outdoors

http://i.imgur.com/QScXDKw.jpg

 

[cookiecat]

Because, you know, I really love nature and stuff

http://i.imgur.com/3qZAPVil.jpg

 

[MyNameIsNO]

I have to drive home today.
I was looking for pictures of sexy naked drivers.
I found this.
http://www.devineintermodal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Mike-Rowe-Help-Wanted.jpg

HELLO MIKE ROWE

 

[cookiecat]

I have to drive home today.
I was looking for pictures of sexy naked drivers.
I found this.
http://www.devineintermodal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Mike-Rowe-Help-Wanted.jpg

HELLO MIKE ROWE

Let's talk about dirty dirty jobs...

(do his feet look abnormally small??)

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Let's talk about dirty dirty jobs...

(do his feet look abnormally small??)

I think it's the angle of the shot.
I was not focusing on his feet.

 

[cookiecat]

I think it's the angle of the shot.
I was not focusing on his feet.

fair enough

 

[MastersDelight]

I have to drive home today.
I was looking for pictures of sexy naked drivers.
I found this.
http://www.devineintermodal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Mike-Rowe-Help-Wanted.jpg

HELLO MIKE ROWE

http://i.imgur.com/DSvO7qG.jpg

 

[cookiecat]

I'll just be in bed for a little bit longer...

http://i.imgur.com/bYaXQRy.png

 

[MastersDelight]

Omgiloveher ^^^^^^

Wish we still were in bed...
http://i.imgur.com/KBOjBIf.jpg

Hit snooze once and rolled over to find Him, his arms crossed against his chest as he sleeps facing me. I have no idea how he sleeps like that but he does. I just stared at him a while, wondering if he'll wake up. Watching his slow breathing. Stupid alarm.

Hit snooze twice and he's stirring. I snuggle in close as his arms wrap around me. My cheek is pressed to his chest, his chin on the top of my head, his knee thrust between my legs. My safe place. I close my eyes and breathe him in completely wrapped in his warmth and his scent. STUPID. ALARM.

We both groan as I slap it off this time. He stretches on his back as I roll back to him, his arm under me as I rest my head on his shoulder, my hand leaving lazy trails along his collar bone, chest, stomach, hip, thigh....

 

[cookiecat]

^^^^^

Got dressed. Ready for the day. Here we go...

http://i.imgur.com/wyPDWIi.jpg?1

 

[cookiecat]

inspirational words for the day

http://i.imgur.com/D32M9kW.jpg

 

[MastersDelight]

I should really stop being lazy and eat some breakfast.

http://i.imgur.com/jPwSCj9.jpg

 

[Farawyn]

I should really stop being lazy and eat some breakfast.

http://i.imgur.com/jPwSCj9.jpg

inspirational words for the day

http://i.imgur.com/D32M9kW.jpg

I need red lipstick.

Squueeeeeeeees over the hedgehog!