ouchfeelsgood
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Planning out my day tomorrow...
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Farawyn
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bartender duties... this I can do.
*one icecube please*
Holy...
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Thinking I need to get a little housework done
What's on your list of things to do?
I have to say, this pic is lovely.
Probably my favorite.Her curlers. Rollers? Her lips. The kind of disarray of the kitchen, like she's been multitasking between sexy time and chores and just remembered dinner...and oh dear, what to make?
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yeah, i could go for a cold beer right about now
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That ass can probably serve as a bottle opener. Just sayin.
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The other day I was so pleased I unclogged the toilet using Dawn dishwashing soap and hot water. I forgot to put the lid back on the Dawn and didn't put it away. It was sitting on the back of the toilet. I have no idea how it fell off but it did. The entire rest of the bottle all over the floor, behind the toilet.
I decided it was a perfect time to clean the bathroom.
I decided it was a perfect time to clean the bathroom.
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Or, conversely, takes off something to make her feel beautiful.
Maybe greeting my man at the door in something like this?
Because this is totally how I look after a day of caregiving and housecleaning.
Dinner.
I'm not entirely sure what to think about this.
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Thinking I need to get a little housework done
What's on your list of things to do?
If I wasn't so damn self conscious this would be me every damn morning.
Need a bigger kitchen though!
This truly is beautiful.
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Fig??
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Dinner.
Do you have one where it's being choked? *innocent look*
RawHumor
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Ooooohhhh...evil man
It would definitely encourage her to move faster...
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RawHumor
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Hey wait, what?
You haven't heard of figging?
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yes, that's why the eek face. I've never done it though. Can one self-fig? Seems risky.
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yes, that's why the eek face. I've never done it though. Can one self-fig? Seems risky.
Oh yeah... I just read a Fet account of a girl being forced to put a fig into her ass by her Master. She also had to use chili powder on her pussy, but I digress.
I believe she didn't let go of the fig, but I'm not positive.
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Chili powder!! A double whammy!
When you say "let go of the fig" I'm imagining... in the grocery store, cart going rogue, not focusing on the list when the fig goes... plop??
How long can you keep a fig in? I need to google.
My eek face is in full force.
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That depends upon how much of a pain slut you are.
I'm betting you couldn't keep it in more than a minute.
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That depends upon how much of a pain slut you are.
I'm betting you couldn't keep it in more than a minute.
Do I have to, like, get out my whittling tools and carve one out? (I'm googling)
I'm not a pain slut at all - that stuff huuuuuurts. I do appreciate pain, though, for it's ummm.... transformative purposes? So if I could become a more productive grocery shopper, I'm in!
(I'm betting you're probably right)
