Poets' Corner - got a gripe? Air it here

[butters]

I heard that you once paid 3 bookkeepers to debit your credits until all that was left in the balance was eighteen personalities. This from an original share count of 42, proving that 42 was not the answer for everything, but instead a factor of nothing at all.

'paid' is such a nicer word than 'bribe', dontcha think?

 

[bronzeage]

It's ok I went to the Post Office and got a Poetic Licence and it says in the tiny writing that you need a magnifying glass to read "all poems submitted by this author are allowed to be ambiguous, thought provoking and downright misleading".

I went to renew my poetic license, only to discover it had been suspended for 6 months for mixing metaphors. I said, "What is a metaphor, but a place for wildflowers to bloom and cows to graze?" They tacked on an additional 3 months.