Ponytail Pull

In 49 years, I've never had a woman once complain. Maybe the tug goes with the territory. I agree that long hair is a female must! I simply don't look twice at a lady unless you can tell her hair's beyond shoulder length.
 
My wife has very long straight hair (to the middle of her back). She works with adolescent girls (15-18 years old). One of her kids recently said, "your hair is beautiful. I bet your husband loves it. It gives him something to hold on to while he's doin' you doesn't it?" She chastised the girl for her inappropriate comment, but that's exactly why she keeps her hair long. She loves for me to grab two hands full when we're in doggy stye (so do I...it's such a power rush). We've never tried the pony tail pulling, however. I may have to braid her hair for her when she gets home tonight. :devil:
 
I sometimes have the urge to chop it off with a long knife at the end. Wait...I'm not going any further with this idea.

The momentary thrill would not compensate for the lost hair or the inevitable counter attack on my ball sack.
 
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