~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[nudeblaqgirl]

Has lifetime bans from all three competitive clogging organizations.

Misunderstood the thread, because that's actually true

 

[EctoJohn]

Has been traveling for the past year and a half without once returning home.

 

[SimoneLisbon]

lost his mind because they cancelled his favorite reality show...

 

[LeSabreur]

Is completely immune to jellyfish stings.

You know, like a clownfish.

 

[enQji]

He's my husband

 

[EctoJohn]

Doesn't exist in reality, is just an AI made specifically to post on Lit.

 

[LeSabreur]

@EctoJohn has been the third in my marriage to @enQji and we're now thinking about adding a fourth.

 

[Breaking_Dawn_Fantasy]

LeSabreur left me at the altar when I refused to sign the prenup.

 

[ashesatwork]

Once they knocked an 8 year old out to steal their trick or treat candy

 

[EctoJohn]

Broke the toes of their former best friend because of a game of Uno.

 

[SimoneLisbon]

Eats cat food to lose weight

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Eats cat food to lose weight

Has the largest collection of stolen Nazi art hidden in her secret underground bunker somewhere in the Dakotas.

 

[EctoJohn]

They are so distracted by cleavage that they cannot even go to the gym anymore.

 

[Taegul]

He writes to Wendy's three times a day, every day, begging them to bring back the "Where's the Beef?" ad campaign.