Princess' house of Smexynesd

[princesssexci]

D:

*sniff*

mhm to see a play.

 

[oreocookie]

What play?

 

[princesssexci]

To Kill A Mocking Bird

 

[oreocookie]

...

They made a play out of it?

 

[Bluemage]

...

They made a play out of it?

They made a movie out of it too. In the movie they skipped out on the chapter where they make snowmen. I was disappointed.

 

[Bluemage]

In any case...

*equips his Spock ears*

It all seems very...Illogical.

 

[oreocookie]

xD


Haha, this is why I loves you!

 

[Bluemage]

*bows his head slightly before bringing up his hand in the Vulcan salute*

I hope that you...live long and prosper.

 

[oreocookie]

Oh, you.

I've been watching a lot of Next Generation, lately.

 

[Bluemage]

Oh, you.

I've been watching a lot of Next Generation, lately.

Isn't Westley Crusher a fucking prat?

*takes a breath*

I'm sorry. That was a very emotional outburst of me. It was...illogical.

 

[oreocookie]

:O

You mean... Just... :O

He's the hottie!

 

[Bluemage]

:O

You mean... Just... :O

He's the hottie!

Will Wheaton's physical attributes have nothing to do with the fact that his character was of sub par quality, and he was annoying and unhelpful in every plot that he was involved in, but always thought that he knew what he was doing.

Truly you humans with your emotions give in to your basest emotions when judging the value of a character in a science fiction series.

*folds his hands behind his back as he looks at her*

 

[Bluemage]

*sighs softly*

I suppose you might think that it would be lonely to be a Vulcan. This would of course be an emotional response, so I know nothing of it.

 

[oreocookie]

Sorry, ran to the store and then watched The Nanny.

Anyway... Vulcans can't be aroused?

Even if one were to...

She flashes him.

Do that?

 

[Bluemage]

*quirks a single eyebrow*

Are you attempting to seduce me?

 

[oreocookie]

What would happen if I were?

She walks over to him, swaying her hips.

 

[Bluemage]

Given that hypothetical...I might have to stop acting in accordance with what you perceive as the norm for a Vulcan.

 

[oreocookie]

She reaches him and begins to slowly straddle him, swaying her hips as she does.

And what would you do?

 

[oreocookie]

I think I've been ditched while trying to seduce Magey.

Ouch.

 

[Bluemage]

Sorry, I went to go take a shower.

I suppose I would first have to set my phaser to stun...

 

[oreocookie]

She grinds into him slightly, grinning.

And then what?

All hypothetically, of course.

 

[Bluemage]

*contemplates the question*

Well, I find it difficult to believe that you'd be any match for my Vulcan strength, so I doubt I'd actually need my phaser to subdue you. After that my assumption is that you would be helpless against me.

 

[oreocookie]

Why would I need to be helpless, though?

She plays with the hem of her shirt teasingly.

If I'm trying to seduce you?

She pulls it up and off, her bare chest for him to see, dangling at his mouth.

 

[Bluemage]

*nods softly*

That seems logical. I assume that you'd have to be helpless in order for me to stop you from attempting to seduce me. Or perhaps for me to take advantage of your weakened state.

 

[oreocookie]

She presses her hard nipple to his lips, grinning.

Why not take advantage of my fully funtional state?