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oreocookie said:
Figured you'd appreciate this, sexci.

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I dunno about Princess, but I find that funny. That's the way they SHOULD act, instead of being emo whiney bitches.
 
dragonrazor said:
I dunno about Princess, but I find that funny. That's the way they SHOULD act, instead of being emo whiney bitches.
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Jacob was NOT whiny until he started liking Bella. SHE'S the problem *nod nod*

And..

Bella was NOT whiny until she liked Edward..so he's another problem.
 
princesssexci said:
Jacob was NOT whiny until he started liking Bella. SHE'S the problem *nod nod*

And..

Bella was NOT whiny until she liked Edward..so he's another problem.
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Page 1 of Twilight, Bella's thoughts as read by Blue:

"Oh I hate Forks, so much. It is always so rainy and dreary, but my dad lives here, and even though I would so much rather to hang out in sunny california with my mom and her baseball star trophy husband, this is something that I must suffer through, as the lonely sad girl that I am, trapped in this prison of pine trees and rain."



No. Bella was always whiny.
 
Bluemage said:
Page 1 of Twilight, Bella's thoughts as read by Blue:

"Oh I hate Forks, so much. It is always so rainy and dreary, but my dad lives here, and even though I would so much rather to hang out in sunny california with my mom and her baseball star trophy husband, this is something that I must suffer through, as the lonely sad girl that I am, trapped in this prison of pine trees and rain."



No. Bella was always whiny.
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But, see when you're a kid..you whine about moving. That was typical...but she got WHINIER with Edward. I'm telling you, Edward is the problem...his sparklyness made her whinier, she was way more epic in the first book and lost it in the second book, went crazy in the third book, and the last book...well she was psycho.
 
princesssexci said:
But, see when you're a kid..you whine about moving. That was typical...but she got WHINIER with Edward. I'm telling you, Edward is the problem...his sparklyness made her whinier, she was way more epic in the first book and lost it in the second book, went crazy in the third book, and the last book...well she was psycho.
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It was his allergy to her smell lol.
 
princesssexci said:
But, see when you're a kid..you whine about moving. That was typical...but she got WHINIER with Edward. I'm telling you, Edward is the problem...his sparklyness made her whinier, she was way more epic in the first book and lost it in the second book, went crazy in the third book, and the last book...well she was psycho.
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I didn't like her at all in the first book, and I only enjoyed Edward for as long as he was treating her like a stinky sock. Once he decided that she had to be his, just like every other male at that fucking school who had been captured by her mysterious succubus charm, I lost interest.

Seriously, what the fuck was with all of the guys in that book, who when she showed up they suddenly started filling their pants with jizz at the very thought of her?
 
I dunno... maybe since it is a teen book its supposed to show girls that you're pretty no matter what...and even though you think everyone hates you they all rEALLY like you... *shrug*
 
princesssexci said:
I dunno... maybe since it is a teen book its supposed to show girls that you're pretty no matter what...and even though you think everyone hates you they all rEALLY like you... *shrug*
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Sesame Street. Warping kids' minds at an early age, before reality has a chance to set in.
 
princesssexci said:
I dunno... maybe since it is a teen book its supposed to show girls that you're pretty no matter what...and even though you think everyone hates you they all rEALLY like you... *shrug*
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And that all the guys ever really want is to bone the new girl, even though she used to live in California where everyone has a tan, but apparently she spent all of her time in the basement because she's described as impossibly pale.
 
I was going to make a joke along the lines of "oh oh god!" but then I realized that your mouth would be full and you wouldn't be able to cry out like that.
 
It might have been...I wonder if we could find enough willing male participants to play a game like that...

hmmm...I wonder what we'd call it.

"Everyone's Princess"

I like the sound of that title. What would be the plot (lulz, plot)

"The Princess gets captured by a gang of brigands, and after their ransom demands are denied they decide to go at her from every angle imaginable until she learns that even a princess can transform into something else"

That sounds fun.
 
That does sound fun... I'm sure we can find enough guys..I'll just recruit every guy I've rped with...or maybe not every guy but alot of them?
 
I feel Ninja'ey. hey, Princess, how would you like to play an assassin who finds that she can't kill her target?
 
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