Question for Men!!!

[Cheri]

Re: Anything Worth Doing

Ok, you've chased me through three threads, so it's evident that you need the patience and skill that my 48 years will bring to the bed.

Geesh didn't mean to force myself on you.... Like I said on another thread, most of my crushee's are flattered by my flirtations. Besides it was damn erotic what you said about masturbation and I just wanted to point that out.

 

[Samuari]

Re: Re: Anything Worth Doing

Ok, you've chased me through three threads, so it's evident that you need the patience and skill that my 48 years will bring to the bed.

Geesh didn't mean to force myself on you.... Like I said on another thread, most of my crushee's are flattered by my flirtations. Besides it was damn erotic what you said about masturbation and I just wanted to point that out.

Babe, BELIEVE ME, I'm flatered! In fact I'm so flatered that I'm flustered. I didn't know what to do, so I ran away, but this old fart couldn't fast enough to get away, so force away. Now where were we? Oh yeah, I was getting another altiod. Now get back down here!

 

[Cheri]

Hijack me

lol Force, huh? Your choice of positions has me a bit worried, though. I might drownd you long before you could get to the seventh one.

 

[Samuari]

Drown the Samuari? 'Taint likly! Come back here before I start reading my new sword catalog. Is $850 too much for a Toledo hand forged tempered steal 38inch blade with a carved ivory handle? <Reaching for a new ment> Got lots of ments, Hun!

 

[Cheri]

See there you go again, ignoring my advances/desires. You're reading a catalog when I'm standing here naked in all my glory? Talk about mixed signals.
And dude, if you're any good at this oral sex thing, I very well could drown you, but I'll promise not to shoot in your eyes unless you put on some goggles.

 

[WriterDom]

I shoot 3 or 4 feet or more at times, depending on excitement level

 

[Samuari]

See there you go again, ignoring my advances/desires. You're reading a catalog when I'm standing here naked in all my glory? Talk about mixed signals.
And dude, if you're any good at this oral sex thing, I very well could drown you, but I'll promise not to shoot in your eyes unless you put on some goggles.

Babr, just waitin on ya ta make up yer mind! (damn its harth to talk with a mouth fhll of minth) Now get that sweet ash backth down t'here! (swallows) Thats better! I bet I could find goggles somwhere around here... yep, there they are on the bike helment. Come on babe, try and drown me! <reachs for a hand full of ments>

 

[OUTSIDER]

Blast off......!

One time I was dating this girl and she would only give me hand job's, one night I found out that she would let me finger her while she did it and I got soooooo hot that when I came it shot about 5 foot in the air and then landed in her hair, she was not best pleased to say the least.

But I'v never come so hard since.

 

[Cheri]

Love and Mints

What a combination!
Is you tongue tingling yet? Ooooh, can't wait for those vibrations....

 

[Samuari]

Took this theard to Havana!

gurrrggllll! guurrgilllque! Ah, that's better! You weren't kidding when you said drown! Let me get my nose snorkle on, and replinsh the mints, and we'll see how long you can keep this up, er out, OH HELL, just get back on my face!

 

[Guest]

far you shoot?

who cares?

 

[Cheri]

Can you see why I adore you?!?

What a sexy guy! I will happily drown you until you beg for mercy.....or I beg for something else. Forget about those mints and let your fingers and tongue do the walking...

 

[Samuari]

Re: Can you see why I adore you?!?

What a sexy guy! I will happily drown you until you beg for mercy.....or I beg for something else. Forget about those mints and let your fingers and tongue do the walking...

Without the ments, we wouldtn't be here! I will NOT forget them! You mean that you cum in other flavors? I really like witergreen, but I'm flexable. What do you think about cinnamon? I have LOTS of experance, stamina, and besides I really like all the flavors of pussy juice (at least that I've sampled), so if I'm boring you... start beging! Because I like it!

 

[Cheri]

How very bad of me for being so naughty

As far as Iknow I only come in two flavors, fresh and not so fresh but I may take on new flavors when they are applied topically. As far as begging goes, after about 30 minutes of eating, I simply must be fucked....or I'll burst! ~grin

 

[Samuari]

Re: How very bad of me for being so naughty

As far as Iknow I only come in two flavors, fresh and not so fresh but I may take on new flavors when they are applied topically. As far as begging goes, after about 30 minutes of eating, I simply must be fucked....or I'll burst! ~grin

Is the not so fresh after you burst? One of my favorite flavors!

Only thirty minutes, Isee that I'm going to have to teach you patience. Sheeech! you youn'ins are always in such a hurry! Well, I guess we may as well get started, but this is going to take a while!

[Edited by Samuari on 09-17-2000 at 12:31 PM]

 

[Guest]

Re: How very bad of me for being so naughty

As far as begging goes, after about 30 minutes of eating, I simply must be fucked....or I'll burst! ~grin

You probably burst before, during and after. We should go out to dinner one night and finish a bag of cough drops.

Busy tonight?

BlueRooster.

 

[Cheri]

Youza!

Samuari baby, you've got competition for me and my cough drop delights! Dinner? Love it!

 

[Samuari]

Leave my wild Cheri alone you anemic poultry, or you shall feel the hard steel of my kata, and become dinner like all the other capons.
After all we've been through, you would consider dinner with a chicken that's not breathing well? Ypou faithless hussey! Bend over my knee and learn your lesson from the flat of my blade! Sheeh! you'd think that I had earned more consideration then that! If only you didn't taiste so damn good, I'd be tempted to let you go so that I could laugh while you pull the feathers out of your teeth! Oh my ach'en back!

 

[Cheri]

Leave my wild Cheri alone you anemic poultry, or you shall feel the hard steel of my kata, and become dinner like all the other capons.
After all we've been through, you would consider dinner with a chicken that's not breathing well? Ypou faithless hussey! Bend over my knee and learn your lesson from the flat of my blade! Sheeh! you'd think that I had earned more consideration then that! If only you didn't taiste so damn good, I'd be tempted to let you go so that I could laugh while you pull the feathers out of your teeth! Oh my ach'en back!

Faithless husseys of the world unite!
I'd prefer a hand, just pull up the sleeves of your kimono so that I can feel your skin on my skin....besides don't you need some air?

 

[Samuari]

Landing in Havana

Faithless husseys of the world unite!
I'd prefer a hand, just pull up the sleeves of your kimono so that I can feel your skin on my skin....besides don't you need some air? [/B]

Ahhh! Babe, have all the skin you need, I know that I have had my hands on your lovely round ass as you ground into my face. It is so soft, with strong mussels working under the velvet skin... Mmmm slide down here and kiss me! Untie the knot that loosely holds my kimono closed...That feels so good.

 

[Samuari]

All Right you faithless hussey, do you like being on top so that I can ply your hot spots, or would you rather be tied down?

 

[Cheri]

Actually I like them both, perhaps we should alternate.....but start tied down since I've been a bad girl.

 

[dogma]

If im with a girl taking my time and holding back ,i can shoot about 3 feet when i cum but if im just whackin it maybe 6" to a foot

 

[Samuari]

This theard will land in Havana

This theard has been offically declared hijacked, and will go where ever Cheri says, just as soon as I untie her, say next week. What's that, dear? Oh no I don't like gags either!

 

[Nailz]

average

the ave male shoots his load 8 inches its true its true i shoot mine about 1. pick up "The Penis Book" and look it up