*Twisted*
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We have lil minions typing away to respond to PMs and maintaining our threads.lol
LMAO at minions.. oh wait.. taking volunteers?
question for the ladies...
- Thread starter y=mx+b
- Start date
LMAO at minions.. oh wait.. taking volunteers?
bellinda69
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whichever are cuter...
bellinda69
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sure....if u dunt mind the long hours and putting up with me.
RawHumor
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Now that you mention it, she did mention that she was helping her church do charity work for the mentally challenged.
y=mx+b
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I swear to fuck if they serve a spaghetti dinner again that weekend I'm pissing in the sacramental wine. I got a spare key thanks to some "favors" I preformed for the clergy SO DON'T THINK I WON'T
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Shysweet
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I don't bother to reply to those or the want to chat ones. Want to chat really means "Want to get me off?"
ariana_rn
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I don't bother to reply to those or the want to chat ones. Want to chat really means "Want to get me off?"
Lol yes I think that is an exclusive lit translation!
My ghost writers really don't appreciate being used
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y=mx+b
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I don't bother to reply to those or the want to chat ones. Want to chat really means "Want to get me off?"
what about the... "hey... I like women watching me masturbate without any reciprocation of even having to talk me up or turn on their webcam. Wanna watch?"
offers?
Ha ha! That reminds me of a pm I received recently. It said " i heard u like to watch guys." Typed just like that. I replied "Yeah, I love watching them mow my lawn then do the dishes."
lonely_tonight
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I don't bother to reply to those or the want to chat ones. Want to chat really means "Want to get me off?"
I'm not sure that's entirely fair!
It probably doesn't always mean that!
What should a hopeful guy say to you then, if they genuinly want to chat?
y=mx+b
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but baby! I got a sack full of hot dish soap ready to spew forth from the tip of my smoldering rocket of man love! Wouldn't you like front row seats at Cape Canaveral to help me count down to blast off?
Heatlessfever
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*Raises hand*
Only if you put that atrocious man rocket crap away.
I don't like dish soap. It makes my crotch itch.
lonely_tonight
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Then you're the exception to the rule, honey. At least give a brief description of yourself and maybe where you're located. Say you wanted to say hi. Instead of nothing but want to chat. That at least gives something to reply back to and is much friendlier.I'm not sure that's entirely fair!
It probably doesn't always mean that!
What should a hopeful guy say to you then, if they genuinly want to chat?
y=mx+b
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deal... but we seriously have to let this new relationship of ours develop more before I broadcast myself onto your computer screen in real-time.
LMAO! Now I really don't want to watch
Heatlessfever
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Sigh...all right. I understand.
All right, has the relationship grown to full mass now? Does it need some viagra? No...not you...the relationship?
y=mx+b
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LMAO! Now I really don't want to watch
okay... I'll just PM the videos to random online hotties at will
y=mx+b
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Vixxennn
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I think the thing I was most suprised about when I joined was the massive amounts of PMs I recieved. I try to respond to most, because I'm new and I want to be friendly, but it's hard when I get so many. Sometimes I simply don't have time.
I don't bother to reply to those or the want to chat ones. Want to chat really means "Want to get me off?"
Hey now, what is wrong with that? Hmmm, maybe I should PM you and just ask "Wanna get me off?" LMAO
Well, depending on how good you are, that could work in your favor
Heatlessfever
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*Feeds the relationship some viagra*
RawHumor
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I swear to fuck if they serve a spaghetti dinner again that weekend I'm pissing in the sacramental wine. I got a spare key thanks to some "favors" I preformed for the clergy SO DON'T THINK I WON'T
LMAO That'd be some communion.
Fixed your post.I know my tits are just too damn nice.
I really don't think the guy/girl ratio is THAT out of whack, here, it just seems that it is based on the massive floods of PMs some women get.
