_Lynn_
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Uh huhAs the new boss of the Editor's Forum, I'd like to make a few changes in here.
First: Christmas isn't over until some time around March, when the last needle in the tree turns brown and falls off. Falling off while green doesn't count.
Second: Though shalt kiss under the mistletoe.
Third: Cookies left for Santa must be mildly chewy. All submissions completely crispy will be rejected for editing.
Fourth: Everyone gets to celebrate Christmas and everyone gets at least one day off for it, though not necessarily at the same time. Santa can't find people's houses if the electric company doesn't keep the decorative lights on.
Fifth: Turn off your portable heaters before turning on your toaster ovens or you'l pop the circuit breaker. If that happens, you risk losing power to your computer, and you as likely as not didn't save your last revision, so there goes eight hours of typing.
Half an iced ayyy.