Request, Hot cars and Hot women...

[SexyAmber]

Re: Re: Re: canadian protien

I stumped her... (i wish) lol

- PBW

<perks and moans getting stumped so good by PBW> YESSS RIGHT THERE

 

[P. B. Walker]

Mmmmm right *there* babydoll... just like this? mmmm just tease it around the opening like this... mmm... or do you want it.. mmm... spread open more... like thhhhhhhhhiisss (OH DEAR GOD IT FEELS SO FUCKING HOT INSIDE THERE... PLEASE DON'T LET ME CUM IN 3 STROKES) ahhhhhhhhhhh.....

lol

- PBW

 

[SexyAmber]

(OH DEAR GOD IT FEELS SO FUCKING HOT INSIDE THERE... PLEASE DON'T LET ME CUM IN 3 STROKES) ahhhhhhhhhhh.....

lol

- PBW

Damnit PBW!!! I am dying laughing again...stumped again...mmm...think about baseball!!!!!

 

[Mae13]

Well damn...

Call me wierd...but I love women...and I love cars...but I don't mix the two. I don't ask my ladies to get greasy under the hood with me, and I don't want them draping themselves over the hood or fenders either.

What about those girls that LIKE getting greasy under the hood? Guess that means you wouldn't let me come out and play with you if I was in the area....*pout*

Didn't I mention the eroticism of motor oil scent...leather interior...hot metal...?! Guess that's a fetish all to myself, hehe

Well, unfortunately I don't have any friends here with hot cars, and I would never be so audacious as to straddle a stranger's machine, so I'll bow out of this one. Get 'em Amber!

Mae

 

[barebear]

Re: Re: canadian protien

I must agree that Canadian men are extremely sexy eh?

Promote away darling...you arctic men always know how to warm a canadian girl

well, not quite arctic... bare

 

[SexyAmber]

Mae you can sit on my hood anytime darlin'

and barebear ...that is good enough for me...big winter festival in lake placid this weekend for anyone close enough to go over the border!

 

[Savant73]

Hrm..

I didn't say I wouldn't LET them get greasy under the hood with me...I just won't ASK them to! Mae, you're welcome in my garage anytime! If I haven't got a project going, I'll bloody well break sometihng to generate one!

 

[Mae13]

Well now...

I like to get my hands dirty...put in a long day's effort (with all that teaching you mentioned!), then it would take so much hard work to get all cleaned up afterwards...but I'm sure I'm up for the challenge! I'm headstrong that way

 

[Savant73]

--pop--

Thikn I just broke something...Last thing I remember mae was mentioning scrubbing up and ..

---bzzzt--

What was I just talking about?
Why is my hair smoldering?

 

[Mae13]

Hair smoldering?! Ut oh! Looks like I'd have to drag ya back into the shower to put that out...don't want you burning off your tresses! Would have to make sure things got nice and wet that time... <weg>

*sigh* I'm just hopeless for sexy dark men...hopeless I tell you...

 

[SexyAmber]

thought I would share this here

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thought this was cute <waits for her puter to blow up>

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If Microsoft Built Cars...

1. A particular model year of car wouldn't be available until after that year instead of before it.

2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you'd have to buy a new car.

3. Occasionally your car would just die for no reason, and you'd have to restart it. For some strange reason, you'd just accept this.

4. You could only have one person in the car at a time, unless you bought a Car 95 or a Car NT. But then you'd have to buy more seats.

5. Sun Motorsystems would make a car that was powered by the sun, twice as reliable, and five times as fast - but it would only run on 5 percent of the roads.

6. The oil, engine, gas, and alternator warning lights would be replaced with a single "General Car Fault" warning light.

7. People would get excited about the "new" features in Microsoft cars, forgetting completely that they had been available in other cars for years.

8. We'd all have to switch to Microsoft gas.

9. The U.S. government would be GETTING subsidies from an automaker, instead of giving them.

10. New seats would force everyone to have the same-size butt.