Requiem for Literotica

[Wat_Tyler]

Is that in the land where a civil judgment equal a criminal conviction???

 

[BAstoicguy]

The People's Court

Judge Sulk presiding

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Surly Sulk???


I hear s/he's a hangin' judge . . . .

 

[BAstoicguy]

A fringe-front on her buggy,
a social little huss in a hurry...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

It's hard to teach some fol;ks how-n-when to mind dey bidness.


When is easy. That's: all de damn time.


How is easier when the consequences outweigh any JOY!!! that comes from buttinski . . . .

 

[BAstoicguy]

The joy is gone and what is left is hopeful optimism or bitter resentment and a lot of, "How's your weather?" in-between.

It's I-Think-I-Can-ada Winter here, but not freezingly so, thank you.

 

[Bray123]

Literotica is banned in China................the end is near.

So is TikTok.
It was pushed onto the US to encourage MAGAts to send all their data to China.

 

[Philthy_Phil]

There's no way you hold a job.

He rents a room and does odd jobs for cash. He performs in drag shows on the weekends.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Lots of Bitter Resentment and Unfocused Hatred.


Ass cancer alert: film at 11.


That'll put a bind on the healthcare system.

 

[BAstoicguy]

The Laxative Cometh

 

[Wat_Tyler]

They'll need to add Portland cement to their diets to solve this one . . . .

 

[BAstoicguy]

Maybe this time they will build bridges and not tunnels in little Gaza.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I always wondered if the VC would cave in Vietnam.

 

[DeluxAuto]

He rents a room and does odd jobs for cash. He performs in drag shows on the weekends.

How gay.

 

[BAstoicguy]

Viet Commerce

 

[Wat_Tyler]

It is now.


Ho had a point.

 

[BAstoicguy]

[obligatory he who laughs last]


Ho Ho Ho

 

[schism666]

He rents a room and does odd jobs for cash. He performs in drag shows on the weekends.

plot twist .. the landlady is his mom and the drag shows are only for her.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Butters ruined his life

What a time to be alive back then. Everyone rolled their eyes when AJ would make some claim on a Monday and then say the exact opposite the next day and categorically deny he'd EVER made his Monday claim. It was amusing.

Then AJ took it a step too far, he made a claim one morning and did his little song and dance that same day, in the same thread, that afternoon, denying that he'd ever made his morning claim.

Butters had had enough. She quoted both conflicting posts of AJ in the same thread together and asked AJ to explain the apparent contradiction. AJ's tap dancing to avoid answering being called out was the stuff of legend (up there in the AJ Hall of Fame with "one times anything is one" and "the stock market is a trailing indicator of the previous president's performance", and who could forget him misspelling his college major ("Mathmatics").

The situational Native American swore a blood oath to Skyfather that he'd have his revenge on the woman who publicly embarrassed him. His "Geronimo Jihad" continues to this day. We don't generally see utter curb-stomping like AJ got around here much anymore.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

But he can drive on wet pavement, shiny side up.

 

[DeluxAuto]

What a time to be alive back then. Everyone rolled their eyes when AJ would make some claim on a Monday and then say the exact opposite the next day and categorically deny he'd EVER made his Monday claim. It was amusing.

Then AJ took it a step too far, he made a claim one morning and did his little song and dance that same day, in the same thread, that afternoon, denying that he'd ever made his morning claim.

Butters had had enough. She quoted both conflicting posts of AJ in the same thread together and asked AJ to explain the apparent contradiction. AJ's tap dancing to avoid answering being called out was the stuff of legend (up there in the AJ Hall of Fame with "one times anything is one" and "the stock market is a trailing indicator of the previous president's performance", and who could forget him misspelling his college major ("Mathmatics").

The situational Native American swore a blood oath to Skyfather that he'd have his revenge on the woman who publicly embarrassed him. His "Geronimo Jihad" continues to this day. We don't generally see utter curb-stomping like AJ got around here much anymore.

Using his own words against always inflicts the most damage.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Wat can drive on wet pavement, shiny side up, too.


Icy pavement, even.


It's what men do . . . .

 

[Lance_Castro]

What a time to be alive back then. Everyone rolled their eyes when AJ would make some claim on a Monday and then say the exact opposite the next day and categorically deny he'd EVER made his Monday claim. It was amusing.

Then AJ took it a step too far, he made a claim one morning and did his little song and dance that same day, in the same thread, that afternoon, denying that he'd ever made his morning claim.

Butters had had enough. She quoted both conflicting posts of AJ in the same thread together and asked AJ to explain the apparent contradiction. AJ's tap dancing to avoid answering being called out was the stuff of legend (up there in the AJ Hall of Fame with "one times anything is one" and "the stock market is a trailing indicator of the previous president's performance", and who could forget him misspelling his college major ("Mathmatics").

The situational Native American swore a blood oath to Skyfather that he'd have his revenge on the woman who publicly embarrassed him. His "Geronimo Jihad" continues to this day. We don't generally see utter curb-stomping like AJ got around here much anymore.

Wow, that sounds pretty exciting!

Is that what got you guys in the Hall of Fame?

Lol