Rikki Don't LoseThat Number
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This thread has gone to shit...hehehe
WHY oh WHY would you want to disillusion yourself like that, my poopy friend??
As I've told Laurel...I'm sure that you all have this image in your heads of Lovely Latina being this super hot, super sultry Latina with bodacious ta ta's and a scrumptious wing wang and now ya wanna go and ruin it all! There is just NO WAY I can let this happen to you, my friend! I will not put you through such a trauma. I care WAY too much about your emotional well-being.
Of course...I can always be persuaded.
WHY oh WHY would you want to disillusion yourself like that, my poopy friend??
As I've told Laurel...I'm sure that you all have this image in your heads of Lovely Latina being this super hot, super sultry Latina with bodacious ta ta's and a scrumptious wing wang and now ya wanna go and ruin it all! There is just NO WAY I can let this happen to you, my friend! I will not put you through such a trauma. I care WAY too much about your emotional well-being.
Of course...I can always be persuaded.
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*AHEM*...Back on topic...
(*Whew* Maybe you could pass out Blue Books with the next one, LL? Hehehehe......)
Had to read that sentence twice before I realized that you had said "books". LOL
Wow...MOST excellent post, Lasher! ExHUBErantly honest...and not one single bit of it surprises me either. *lol* Wonder what that number would look like if you had met ME during those college years, eh? Do I hear Meatloaf singing in the background? LOL!
(Oh...forgot to say hi to my good buddy Merlin...I've missed ya, hon, and have been wondering an awful lot about you. Good to see ya! *mmwhuh* Redhead...<shaking head>...you're just too punny for your own good, darling. lol)
(*Whew* Maybe you could pass out Blue Books with the next one, LL? Hehehehe......)
Had to read that sentence twice before I realized that you had said "books". LOL
Wow...MOST excellent post, Lasher! ExHUBErantly honest...and not one single bit of it surprises me either. *lol* Wonder what that number would look like if you had met ME during those college years, eh? Do I hear Meatloaf singing in the background? LOL!
(Oh...forgot to say hi to my good buddy Merlin...I've missed ya, hon, and have been wondering an awful lot about you. Good to see ya! *mmwhuh* Redhead...<shaking head>...you're just too punny for your own good, darling. lol)
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MWHUH HAHAHAHA!
Ok, LL, I'll bite...check your mail, darlin'.
YESSSS! IT WORKED!
*hehehe*
Ok, LL, I'll bite...check your mail, darlin'.
YESSSS! IT WORKED!
*hehehe*
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Lovely Latina said:
As I've told Laurel...I'm sure that you all have this image in your heads of Lovely Latina being this super hot, super sultry Latina with bodacious ta ta's and a scrumptious wing wang
Yep! Thats the image I have, alright. And a hot little image it is.
Now if I just add those little white panties.
Hi LL! I've been away recently. Just back for a few days and then gone again. <gently places a kiss on LL's cheek> Good to see you dear..
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"Cuz two outta three ain't bad..."
Why must you hurt me so?
Lasher99 said:
Why must you hurt me so?
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Oh! Almost forgetted...
Angelique, baby...you've got (fe)mail.
(Thanks for the kiss, MM, sweetie.)
Angelique, baby...you've got (fe)mail.
(Thanks for the kiss, MM, sweetie.)
I've been with 9 people so far. As for if I'm happy or not with my number, well...I'm not unhappy with it, just put it that way. I've slept with 9 people, and that's that. I'm sure there will be a 10,11,12...who knows. To me, there's no point in "I wish I would have" or "I wish I wouldn't have" because you either did or didn't.
I only have one major regret in those 9. Not because of the sex, just because of the way the whole thing turned out.
I only have one major regret in those 9. Not because of the sex, just because of the way the whole thing turned out.
I'm late jumping on this bandwagon, but what the hell. I have been with seven different women in my life. All seven were within a one year period, from age 23 to 24. I have been with just one, my lovely wife, from that time on. I don't regret the others, but there could have been some better choices.
dearest LL.
as you may recall from a previous post, i am a happily married swinger. and during the '80's, i was a little bit of a male slut. while i may not be able to give an exact count, i would say i've had maybe 65-70 lovely ladies share my bed over my forty years( as of next friday) and that is a number i am happy with. should the fates deem me worthy of blessing me more, i will except it willingly. should you choose to bless me, i shall build a cathedral to whatever deity you choose.
"he who will not when he may, when he would, he shall have neigh."
as you may recall from a previous post, i am a happily married swinger. and during the '80's, i was a little bit of a male slut. while i may not be able to give an exact count, i would say i've had maybe 65-70 lovely ladies share my bed over my forty years( as of next friday) and that is a number i am happy with. should the fates deem me worthy of blessing me more, i will except it willingly. should you choose to bless me, i shall build a cathedral to whatever deity you choose.
"he who will not when he may, when he would, he shall have neigh."
i should probably add that during that time is three years i spent in a monogomous relationship with a woman i fell deeply in love with. she was a virgin the first year and a half we were together. i asked her to marry me, but her career stood in the way. i never regretted my time with her.
Pre 1985, hundreds!
Hey, I was young, horny and wanted to get laid without any attachments (or so I told myself at the time). 1976, was probably the worst/best year if you're talking sheer numbers. Probably over 120 that year. Slowed down a bit through '77 to '79, but NOT much.
'80 to '85 were stellar years, I paced myself with about five different women each month, sometimes more.
Do you all hate/despise me yet?
After 1985, HIV/AIDS became a popular subject and I decided to try and survive. Maybe 15 or 20 women since then. Last ten years, I've pretty much been celibate. You see, I fell in love, it didn't work out and I just can't seem to get over/or forget her. Probably serves me right, huh?
Believe it or not (I really don't give a damn)I was brought up to respect women. In all of my experiences, I've never lied to or coerced a woman to get her to share my bed. I was always up front about my intentions/interest and I always treated each woman with respect (both towards her body and her mind). I've also always gotten my pleasure out of giving pleasure and I honestly don't think too many of the women I've shared myself with were disappointed sexually. I hate cads and men who treat women as objects and if all of this seems a dichotomy...go figure. Times have changed and if you ain't lived it, you don't understand it!
My "Magic" number = ONE
If I thought anyone was interested in my advice, I'd tell them "Don't fuck anyone until you're sure it's the person you want to spend the rest of your life with!" Do I honestly think anyone would take this advice? NOT likely. How many people could even begin to understand? How many many of you can say you've ever truly met your soulmate? ...and then lost them?
Some might wonder:
Do I regret my life? That would be about as stupid as the question, wouldn't it? Life is for living, NOT whining!
How many people have I shared my soul with? ONE
How many people have I shared my body with? Oh shit, oh dear!
Hey, I was young, horny and wanted to get laid without any attachments (or so I told myself at the time). 1976, was probably the worst/best year if you're talking sheer numbers. Probably over 120 that year. Slowed down a bit through '77 to '79, but NOT much.
'80 to '85 were stellar years, I paced myself with about five different women each month, sometimes more.
Do you all hate/despise me yet?
After 1985, HIV/AIDS became a popular subject and I decided to try and survive. Maybe 15 or 20 women since then. Last ten years, I've pretty much been celibate. You see, I fell in love, it didn't work out and I just can't seem to get over/or forget her. Probably serves me right, huh?
Believe it or not (I really don't give a damn)I was brought up to respect women. In all of my experiences, I've never lied to or coerced a woman to get her to share my bed. I was always up front about my intentions/interest and I always treated each woman with respect (both towards her body and her mind). I've also always gotten my pleasure out of giving pleasure and I honestly don't think too many of the women I've shared myself with were disappointed sexually. I hate cads and men who treat women as objects and if all of this seems a dichotomy...go figure. Times have changed and if you ain't lived it, you don't understand it!
My "Magic" number = ONE
If I thought anyone was interested in my advice, I'd tell them "Don't fuck anyone until you're sure it's the person you want to spend the rest of your life with!" Do I honestly think anyone would take this advice? NOT likely. How many people could even begin to understand? How many many of you can say you've ever truly met your soulmate? ...and then lost them?
Some might wonder:
Do I regret my life? That would be about as stupid as the question, wouldn't it? Life is for living, NOT whining!
How many people have I shared my soul with? ONE
How many people have I shared my body with? Oh shit, oh dear!
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Good answer Gil.
DOn't worry, I'll still respect you in the morning.
DOn't worry, I'll still respect you in the morning.
