Roger is a Guru!!!

[Merelan]

Roger darling, are you borrowing money again?
How much does he owe this time? His expenses come out of the household funds. Expensive, but he is worth it.

 

[Rosebud]

Roger you crack me up especially since i have actually emailed Rachel in the past...ooohhh i still owe you for that one

 

[Gil]

Oh shit, oh dear!

 

[Guest]

Oh dear, oh shit!

 

[Merelan]

Not here guys, there is a party going on.

 

[Havocman]

In the presence of the Teacher

*unrolling reed mat, lighting incense in my brazier, then sitting in the lotus position...*

OHHHHHHMMMMMMM OHHHHHHHHHMMMMMM OHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMM

*Hoping enlightenment comes before my knees lock up*

Havoc

 

[Siren]

 

[Havocman]

*opening eye and peeking at Siren...*

Shhhhhhh....can't talk....enlightening....ommmmmmmmmmmm ommmmmmmmmmmm ommmmmmmmmmmmm

*opening eyes all the way and looking around for the Guru* Hey WTF??? Where did that pink kilt clad Teacher go anyway???

*unfolding legs and rubbing the cramps out, then looking to Siren again*

Yeah sure okay, let's grab a brew...who knows, maybe we can find enlightenment 12 oz. at a time...

Havoc

 

[Merelan]

May I join you two?

 

[Havocman]

*popping the top on 12 oz. of ice cold Enlightenment and handing it to Merelan*

Here ya go sweets....the more the merrier

Check me out...not even a guru and here I am handing out Enlightenment...Who's next???

Havoc

 

[Merelan]

This is what enlightenment is like? Mmmmmm. tastes yummy. When do we change each others underwear? I mean, put on diapers? I mean, get naked?

 

[Havocman]

Merelan sweetie...I always find it best to just simply take off all my clothes when I sign in to the BB...makes it easier to just dive in when I happen to stumble upon an orgy taking place...

And yes, *draining my can and quickly grabbing another 12 ouncer from the cooler* this is EXACTLY what Enlightenment tastes like...*glug glug glug*

Havoc

 

[Merelan]

yummmm.

And since I took my clothes off to put on this kilt.. looking down at a thin strip of plaid. I am all set.
'
Where is Roger anyway? Did we forget to tell him. Oh yeah. He came and made his speach and then left us to celebrate.

It's up to you Havoclove. You are the only guy around.

 

[Siren]

 

[Merelan]

Sorry about the straw on your ass. Need help?
Here have another beer... I mean enlightenment.
And I think someone was here earlier and left a velvet cloak. Would you rather sit on that? Or does the biting straw in your ass help with the enlightenment?

 

[Guest]

Merelan - you're the naughty mistress that just opened up the Sacred Tomb of the Everlasting Strand, aren't you? Who knows what terrors will be unleashed onto the BB, now. BTW - has anyone pointed out to you that you're... uhm... kind of... well... you know... NAKED?

Siren - I'm not sure that's the way you're supposed to stimulate Havoc's chakras, you know.

Oh, God - things are getting a bit rowdy in here.

Hey, Mr Moderator - save some of that enlightenment for me, dude.

 

[Merelan]

Is there any left?

Honest. I couldn't help it. The thread reached out and grabbed me, and tore my clothes off to it seems.
Hmmm. sounds like slut boy has it well trained.

 

[Havocman]

Sorry about the cheap ass mat there Siren...but Rog told me that I had to give up all my worldly possessions to reach Nirvana...so I emptied the bank account to fill up my cooler and buy the incense...only had enough left for a $0.99 reed mat...

*popping another top of Nirvana Light*

And this was the only way I could buy a ticket to paradise...*ingesting yet more Enlightenment* BURRRPPP!!!

Havoc

 

[Havocman]

Oh Great Guru Roger....sorry yes teacher, I have plenty of enlightenment left for you...Enlightenment regular, or Nirvana Light? *holding up a 12 ouncer in each hand towards you*

Havoc

 

[Siren]

 

[Merelan]

Maybe he has something better for us to be enlightened on?

 

[Havocman]

Undoubtedly he does Merelan...for you and Siren anyway, but for me...I'll just stick to the canned variety of enlightenment...don't want the teach to get all worked up and Scotsquatch out on my ass...I've seen what he can do with that teaching aid of his, and I'd hate to have to draw the ole Havoc Blaster out on him...

Havoc

 

[Merelan]

Until then is there anything we can do?

 

[Havocman]

Hmmmmmm...well there just might be Merelan...come here and let me show you another form of enlightenment...you've seen what it can do, and have tasted the wisdom, but wrap your lips around my weapon and prepare for a truly mind blowing experience...

BTW...one more post and I hit 300...maybe I should throw a party eh?

Havoc

 

[Merelan]

Can we make it a private party...
just you and I.. and your enlightenment tool.
Here teach me sweet man, the ways to pure enlightenment.