SailorJerry's Photo Pheed !

[SailorJerry]

Well, you're in good shape to do that. Nice pic.

Yeah, but I need to practice. In 30 or 40 years I might need to invert a wheelchair!
I want to invent new sexual positions in the elder-ward, ;-)

(Sure, I kid, but you gotta use it while you have it, right?)

 

[LadyVer]

Yeah, but I need to practice. In 30 or 40 years I might need to invert a wheelchair!
I want to invent new sexual positions in the elder-ward, ;-)

(Sure, I kid, but you gotta use it while you have it, right?)

Yeah. The don't use it you lose it applies to a lot of things.

 

[SailorJerry]

Yeah. The don't use it you lose it applies to a lot of things.

I HEAR ya, sister! My "cooking for one" muscles are in TOP shape.
My "spooning with something other than a pillow" muscles, well, not so much...

 

[SailorJerry]

If nothing else,

... at least technology helps me find things I've lost .......

http://25.media.tumblr.com/f2f9b93a6978c7c87362786e692e8d32/tumblr_moqe6jM5hS1rhqi7bo1_1280.jpg

 

[LadyVer]

I HEAR ya, sister! My "cooking for one" muscles are in TOP shape.
My "spooning with something other than a pillow" muscles, well, not so much...

I hear ya, but geeze, Jerr, you're a pretty creative guy...I doubt it will be just you and your pillow for long. But I can relate.

 

[SailorJerry]

So, I walk 7 blocks in a shitty Paris neighbourhood to bring you a bottle of wine. In my bathrobe. There are no elevators. 5 floors down, and up again. And you tell me you hate Malbec. ....

Really?

Hate is a strong word. :-/

(And please don't ask me which arrondissement it was.....)



http://i1162.photobucket.com/albums/q537/sailorjerry2/96d3038351bf757d46016d2273d4a3b2_zpsbeeb7b66.jpg

 

[pfflyerhot]

You'll have to pick out a cute little sailor outfit for yourself, serve me drinks, and apply lotion. . oh, and topless hour is from 8:00(AM) to 9:00(PM).
No problem... I'd prefer topless hour be pretty much all day, anyway. Show me to the bar... I come from a long line of bartenders.

 

[SailorJerry]

Oops, double post

 

[SailorJerry]

No problem... I'd prefer topless hour be pretty much all day, anyway. Show me to the bar... I come from a long line of bartenders.

Bartenders and strippers have great playlists, in my experience...
As you mix my first drink, what's on your playlist?

 

[SailorJerry]

I think this should be my new AV.
He looks like my doppelgänger - fuck me if my evil twin is actually me. :-/

http://i1162.photobucket.com/albums/q537/sailorjerry2/96d3038351bf757d46016d2273d4a3b2_zpsbeeb7b66.jpg

 

[Artina Heartflash]

I think this should be my new AV.
He looks like my doppelgänger - fuck me if my evil twin is actually me. :-/

http://i1162.photobucket.com/albums/q537/sailorjerry2/96d3038351bf757d46016d2273d4a3b2_zpsbeeb7b66.jpg

That's a bad photoshop. Look closely at the lower torso, how the legs are gone. He'd have to be standing very awkward to get all legs and toes hidden, and he'd probably be very short to be so close to the step he's on...and what is that peeking out from the left side of his coat?

We know that you have legs at least. That guy may be missing his hoppledangler.

 

[SmileyGirl]

Hey Jerry

Love all the new photographs
Handsome face and you balance well like a pro...impressive hehe
Happy Friday

 

[SailorJerry]

That's a bad photoshop. Look closely at the lower torso, how the legs are gone. He'd have to be standing very awkward to get all legs and toes hidden, and he'd probably be very short to be so close to the step he's on...and what is that peeking out from the left side of his coat?

We know that you have legs at least. That guy may be missing his hoppledangler.

Bahaha! I never noticed that. It DOES look like a bad photoshop job! I should look more closely at images on the Internet.

well, that hoppleganger does look a bit in my likeness. lol

 

[SailorJerry]

Hey Jerry

Love all the new photographs
Handsome face and you balance well like a pro...impressive hehe
Happy Friday

Happy Friday, smiley one!

 

[Ellafun]

You. Are. A. Hot. Mess.

Thank goodness you're nice enough to share that with us.

 

[shadysmurfette]

You are a handsome and alluring man.


Plus, totally fuckable.

 

[shadysmurfette]

You. Are. A. Hot. Mess.

Thank goodness you're nice enough to share that with us.

Agrees!

 

[SailorJerry]

I hope everyone had an awesome weekend! Mine was fab, with a big road trip, campfire on the beach, and now a broken liver. :-D

You are a handsome and alluring man.

Plus, totally fuckable.

Mmm, thanks SS - I'm very flattered.
. fuckable, eh? I love being referred to as fuckable.

You. Are. A. Hot. Mess.

Thank goodness you're nice enough to share that with us.

Agrees!

LOL. love the 'Hot Mess' comment! I can be a bit of a mess at times.

 

[SailorJerry]

Being alone in bed sucks. Good thing I know how to make the best of it.

http://sailorjerry2.tumblr.com/post/53777296314

 

[Artina Heartflash]

Being alone in bed sucks. Good thing I know how to make the best of it.

http://sailorjerry2.tumblr.com/post/53777296314

and dang it, I still can't find that open door there to your room...

 

[jaynedixon]

I hope everyone had an awesome weekend! Mine was fab, with a big road trip, campfire on the beach, and now a broken liver. :-D

And how exactly do you break a liver? and are they not kind of important. You must be more careful in future.

 

[SailorJerry]

and dang it, I still can't find that open door there to your room...

Are you sure you're in the right house? There's no door - my bedroom occupies the whole top floor.

And how exactly do you break a liver? and are they not kind of important. You must be more careful in future.

It's apparently quite common when visiting wine country. . Good thing they self repair once Friday rolls around again. .

Tho maybe I do need a break for a while. . got any good hangover remedies?

 

[SailorJerry]

... making up for a weekend away - having roommates on a road trip does tend to put a damper on my sex life, solo though it may be.

 

[Stackeydreams]

Great new Pics SJ!! sexy!!

 

[jaynedixon]

It's apparently quite common when visiting wine country. . Good thing they self repair once Friday rolls around again. .

Tho maybe I do need a break for a while. . got any good hangover remedies?

Just the usual...eat advil, drink water. Tell yourself you will never do this again, until the next time!