Scouries/GrandPoohBah/DoucheBagarinno

[Byron In Exile]

Make Louie do something else. Make him beat me with a bag of oranges.

Jes' don' make Louie throw him in that Briar Patch over there...

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Most girls imagine unicorns and talking bears. You have Damon Runyon characters.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Gee, are you sure you're from Boston?



I've got an English degree from a high-falutin' New England college already. But, thanks for the advice. Maybe you should look into ACC?

(Hey Dix - it's like DV81 all over again. I wonder if they play World of Warcraft together when they're writing about the sex they're not getting...)

Look at there, we're developing a friendship. I have an English degree from a high-falutin New England college, too and an MFA from another high-falutin New England college.

Maybe we should sing our school songs. Ready?

Yeah, I'm from Boston. Ask me a question about Boston and see if you can stump me. I like playing games with sissies.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Most girls imagine unicorns and talking bears. You have Damon Runyon characters.

See? This is funny shit. And I thought you were just an asshole. You're a fucking funny asshole.

 

[TxRad]

Oh, so this is your faggot army from the General Board? I'm afraid.

"Gees, I'm shaking."

Hey, make believe cyber personalities, I dunno, just don't scare me. When you've seen and been through the shit that I have, this TxRad is play time.

"Bring it!"

It ain't my army. You stepped in this pile of shit all on your own.

Actually, scouries stepped in it by PMing the whole top 100 thing. He didn't and still doesn't know who he was messing with.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Jes' don' make Louie throw him in that Briar Patch over there...

Sorry, but that was lame.

Listen, if you wanna play, you gotta come up with better material.

Maybe you should hire a writer. We have plenty around here.

"Louie, throw this bum out, too. He's getting on my nerves already."

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

(Hey Dix - it's like DV81 all over again. I wonder if they play World of Warcraft together when they're not writing about the sex they're not getting...)

I barely remember him. The first Lit douche was Fake Name, then AJ and Xxploher, and then...

Christ, they're all the same. "I'm going to kick your ass! I'm going to school you! Yadda-yadda." Eventually they all get around to "My name is Francis, but everybody calls me Psycho!"

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

"Louie, throw this bum out, too. He's getting on my nerves already."

"I think we can take Olaf".

Ten bucks to whoever gets that ref first.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

It ain't my army. You stepped in this pile of shit all on your own.

Actually, scouries stepped in it by PMing the whole top 100 thing. He didn't and still doesn't know who he was messing with.

I'm flattered that it takes so many with so many thousands of forum posts to take care of one little Bostonfictionwriter.

Hey, TxRad, maybe you should grow a set of balls. Be a man. Oops, I forgot. You're a woman dressed like a man. My mistake. Sorry.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

See? This is funny shit. And I thought you were just an asshole. You're a fucking funny asshole.

Stop trying to open my bra.

 

[TxRad]

I barely remember him. The first Lit douche was Fake Name, then AJ and Xxploher, and then...

Christ, they're all the same. "I'm going to kick your ass! I'm going to school you! Yadda-yadda." Eventually they all get around to "My name is Francis, but everybody calls me Psycho!"

Actually, psycho is scouries female alter ego, Sarahhh. You may remember her from the unitit fiasco.

 

[RoryN]

Look at there, we're developing a friendship. I have an English degree from a high-falutin New England college, too and an MFA from another high-falutin New England college.

Just because I nabbed an ivy league degree doesn't mean I enjoy like company. I prefer hanging out with people who don't have to hide behind computers. Or who don't make babies cry when they, you know, waddle down the road.

Yeah, I'm from Boston. Ask me a question about Boston and see if you can stump me.

Okay. Do the douchebags who go to clubs around Faneuil Hall still get all excited when the DJs play Vanilla Ice?

 

[TxRad]

I'm flattered that it takes so many with so many thousands of forum posts to take care of one little Bostonfictionwriter.

Hey, TxRad, maybe you should grow a set of balls. Be a man. Oops, I forgot. You're a woman dressed like a man. My mistake. Sorry.

Balls? you wouldn't know balls if you stepped on your own. All you can do is whine, complain, hang onto scouries coat tails, whine some more, build another couple of alts and whine. Sounds like you have a great set of balls. The question is, who do they belong to and when are you giving them back.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Sorry, but that was lame.

Listen, if you wanna play, you gotta come up with better material.

Maybe you should hire a writer. We have plenty around here.

"Louie, throw this bum out, too. He's getting on my nerves already."

Sorry, you're not really worth better material.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Actually, psycho is scouries female alter ego, Sarahhh. You may remember her from the unitit fiasco.

Don't recall her. After ten years they all blend into one big bag of douche. Kind of like Staten Island at happy hour.

 

[Byron In Exile]

I don't hide behind my AV, that's really me.

Yeah, so's mine.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Sorry, you're not really worth better material.

That's an easy cop out. Does your head still hurt from thinking of something appropriate to write?

Listen, guys, it's been fun, but if this is all you have, then, frankly, I'm bored. I have better things to do than to joust with you fools.

It was nice meeting you all. I hope you never come back. Have a nice day.

I'll leave you to write thousands more nonsensical posts on the forum board. Knock yourselves out. Have a wonderful time writing nothing.

 

[TxRad]

Yeah, so's mine.

If it is his real self in there, it's 30 years old because the supposed woman in the picture is self admitted to being 52.

 

[RoryN]

That's an easy cop out.

Speaking of "easy cop-outs", check out this pussy:

Listen, guys, it's been fun, but if this is all you have, then, frankly, I'm bored. I have better things to do than to joust with you fools.

 

[torchthebitch]

got any cold ones?

*points, refusing the temptation to shake one and throw it*

 

[butters]

well that went nowhere fast.

i expected more from the authorish-types still, you didn't have much to work with, DCL

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

So in the end Souries is still a douche, Louie's a no show, and Boston went home crying.

Rip off.

The douchebags aren't what they used to be.

 

[RoryN]

So in the end Souries is still douches, Louie's a no show, and Boston went home crying.

Rip off.

The douchebags aren't what they used to be.

True.

But, you gotta admit - a Damon Runyon talking bear would be pretty fuckin' sweet.

 

[torchthebitch]

Lies? My Dad was from Missoour, dear, and he never lied. I don't lie. What I do is write fiction.

Tell me, Michchick what escapes you about my name, Bostonfictionwriter?

I write fiction about Boston. Get it?

Have you always had a hard time disguishing lying from fiction?

Perhaps you should write non-fiction from now on. I don't think writing fiction is your thing. You'd think you were just lying, if you were writing fiction. Right?

Oh thank fuck. You've got rid of the shouty font.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

*points, refusing the temptation to shake one and throw it*

that would be mean.

cheers.

pringle?