Self-objectification

My new favourite...

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You know it has been ages if you can't even remember the last photos you posted without having to look. Worst pic thread owner ever. Oops.
 
You know it has been ages if you can't even remember the last photos you posted without having to look. Worst pic thread owner ever. Oops.

It appears I have returned at a fortuitous moment. The solution to your conundrum is to post more, obviously. *nods*
 
I'm hungry, and feeling a bit epicurean. Perhaps selected locations that could do with a bit of tasting....

I do enjoy this idea, but I'll need to take a rain check. (Don't have time nor proper lighting this evening.) How does one feel about toys, of the anal persuasion?

I think the time you said

and then took a month and a half to actually post moar pix is a better example. :rolleyes:

My bad. :rolleyes:
 
I do enjoy this idea, but I'll need to take a rain check. (Don't have time nor proper lighting this evening.) How does one feel about toys, of the anal persuasion?

One feels they are a delightful addition to a sexual repertoire, and present a most stimulating visual....
 
Shit happens when you party naked. Or at least I've heard. I'm not doing nearly enough naked partying these days.
 
One feels they are a delightful addition to a sexual repertoire, and present a most stimulating visual....

Perfect. Hold, please.

Hey you. And, to answer your question, yes.

Hey boy heyyyy!

Shit happens when you party naked. Or at least I've heard. I'm not doing nearly enough naked partying these days.

Given your refusal to dance, I can see how that would limit your naked partying opportunities.
 
Introducing the smallest of my anal toys. I daresay it'll be keeping me distracted on my flight tomorrow morning. :kiss:
 
Given your refusal to dance, I can see how that would limit your naked partying opportunities.

I just need to be drunk enough. Though sometimes the level of drunk I need to be to considering dancing does not overlap with the amount of sober I need to be to retain consciousness. Life is hard.
 
Tis true. I'll be heading to a college campus, I'm sure I could find a volunteer..

For that particular indulgence, I'd suggest a professor. Your average college-age male isn't likely to have the experience or patience to properly enjoy that entrance ;)
 
Hey there, missy. I'm competing for the thread neglect reward! I just found out that some of the link on my original index don't even work anymore. Now I have to go back and check them all.

Fuh, it's like having homework. blah.
 
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