Sex acts you don’t care for

Not one I hate, but one I don't really give a fuck about:

Blowjobs.

I'm a man, I like women, but I don't find blowjobs special. I fast-forward them in porn, I'd rather go down on her or work on nips or fuck her tits or just make out.

Another.

Prostate stimulation. I've had the experience a couple of times and rather than the advertised, instant BANG! with extra edgy gayness it was...meh, didn't make me hard and didn't make me come, didn't really do anything special.
 
I don't do anal much because I'm not really built for it.
During one time with my college girlfriend, we were probeboning it and I pulled back too far and slipped out; when I went back in, I got the angle wrong as went in her ass, our first time ever with that. Afterward, she got really, really quiet and told me that, as I was going, all these buried memories popped up in her mind . . . all about being sexually abused by a neighbor while in junior high. She had blocked everything out, and the memories overwhelmed her when they came back.

We didn't last long after that.
 
Not into butt stuff. Anal once in while. Okay. That's it.

Also, don't get this D/s thing. Pushy people in chat about that. What a turn off.

Also, take a shower, groom, be clean and tidy. Smell nice. Adds to the experience.

I'm boring. I like plain old fuckin. Pretty good to me. And no one with me has complained, but the sample size is small. I don't have enough for google reviews to post.
 
Not into butt stuff. Anal once in while. Okay. That's it.

Also, don't get this D/s thing. Pushy people in chat about that. What a turn off.

Also, take a shower, groom, be clean and tidy. Smell nice. Adds to the experience.

I'm boring. I like plain old fuckin. Pretty good to me. And no one with me has complained, but the sample size is small. I don't have enough for google reviews to post.
Sounds great to me!!
 
Is that true? I wonder. I can probably never really know for sure, cuz can't put myself into anyone else's thoughts. Still, I wonder.
In addition to everything else, if you have a tendency to walk around the house braless, we would very likely kiss your feet in reverence 😁😁.
 
I was licking my wife’s pussy and my tongue got a little adventurous. I ended up licking my wife’s ass. She absolutely loved it. But for obvious reasons, I don’t do it enough for her liking.

So I’m thinking that it might be a good idea if we were to find another man whose sole purpose in our lives is to lick her ass.Someone with a certain exuberance for it and will do it often. I’m thinking once a week we invite him over. Perhaps on a lazy Sunday afternoon or a mundane weeknight. When he arrives to our place, him and my wife head upstairs. She takes off her pants and panties. Then bends over our bed. Then he licks her ass to her content.

If he gets to fuck her after he’s done, that’s totally up to her.
so where does someone signup for the rimming. asking for a friend.
 
Anything that cause pain is out…so…choking, whips, chains, leather binding
Nothing rough…if you want to be slapped, spanked, punched, etc…I’m NOT your guy
Obvious ones…scat, or ANY body part that is dirty or smelly is out
Too much hair…ESPECIALLY pubic is a turn off
For my bi side…Guys that think they need to prove how masculine they need to be…rough, pushing, choking…big nope
And finally …quiet or silent partner…I need to hear girl sounds…the moans…the words…the emotion…No sounds or no emotions …big turn off
 
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