Sex toy reviews šŸ„’

Absolutely! When I first stumbled across it it was at a great sale price on Amazon, I've got another one sitting in my cart waiting for the price to drop again because I can't imagine life without this toy. The battery only lasts about 2 hours and sometimes I like to edge longer than that so I NEED a spare.
LOL and you never know when it might break down the price don't look to bad.
2 hours is a good run I think, but if you edge that long then you do need a 2nd for the climax
 
I love the idea of a thread of honest toy reviews! I didn't see this one reviewed, it's my current favorite: Satisfyer Pro 3 It offers vibration, suction, and heat. Vibration patterns 6, 7, and 10 are my favorites and all the vibration settings are quiet. The toy is relatively quiet on the lower suction settings but suction setting 6 and above are not discreet. The heat might just be an accidental byproduct of using the vibration because there's no heat button like with other Satisfyer toys, but it feels wonderful.

It's lightweight so if you are laying on your back, you can sort of suction it to your clit, adjust all the settings just right, and then allow it to do its thing hands-free. I just came so hard and so long this morning using vibration setting 6 and suction 5, while watching some pretty awful and unbelievable daddy porn, lol.

Clit suckers are usually kind of fiddly and hard to get adjusted to the right spot but this one is amazing at staying put once I get it where I want, no matter how slippery things get. I have to lay on top of a doubled-up towel because this toy gets me so wet. The shape is weird and I can't imagine being able to use this during sex with a partner because it would either get in the way or get jiggled off but it makes for a great robot boyfriend. It does not have Bluetooth so you can't use it with a long-distance partner.
Do I need a new toy? No. Did I click the link and add to cart? Yes, yes I did. šŸ˜œšŸ˜ˆšŸ˜‚
 
I just ordered one of these bad boys. I’ve never seen anything like it. It ā€˜flaps’ you on the inside!
Anyone here have any experience with one?
https://www.amazon.com/Vibrator-LOVENOTE-Massager-Stimulation-Vibration/dp/B0CVVQ7KX6?th=1
Flaps you on the inside?!

There is no way I am competing with that thing, lol
Note to self: Order a couple of these for the Mrs. :)

Thanks BongoGal for the introduction to that thing. They keep out-doing the previous great vibrators.
but jury is still out ...let's see how it goes.

-Joey
 
I'm always suspicious of this style of vibe because over one too many that hit the g spot ā€Šor my clit, but never both. I need both!!!!
I’ve honestly never had one that was made to do both at the same time. I’m most interested in the flapping thing, though.
I figured it was worth the twenty bucks to check it out.
Just a serious question, why is the purple one cheaper?? šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”
Maybe they have a bunch more of the purple ones.
 
I just ordered one of these bad boys. I’ve never seen anything like it. It ā€˜flaps’ you on the inside!
Anyone here have any experience with one?
https://www.amazon.com/Vibrator-LOVENOTE-Massager-Stimulation-Vibration/dp/B0CVVQ7KX6?th=1
I wonder if the motor will be strong enough to feel like it’s pressing or if it will feel more like an internal vibrator. Please report back!

Tmi, maybe:
I learned the hard way that internal vibration feels great but, if I use it for too long, it makes me feel like I have a UTI afterwards. I actually ended up getting a virtual appointment for antibiotics the first time it happened and it wasn’t until the next time i did full session with internal vibe (and it happened again) that I realized šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø. Now I leave the internal vibe function off until I’m close and then turn that on to send things over the edge.
 
I wonder if the motor will be strong enough to feel like it’s pressing or if it will feel more like an internal vibrator. Please report back!

Tmi, maybe:
I learned the hard way that internal vibration feels great but, if I use it for too long, it makes me feel like I have a UTI afterwards. I actually ended up getting a virtual appointment for antibiotics the first time it happened and it wasn’t until the next time i did full session with internal vibe (and it happened again) that I realized šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø. Now I leave the internal vibe function off until I’m close and then turn that on to send things over the edge.
Not TMI at all!!!!
 
I wonder if the motor will be strong enough to feel like it’s pressing or if it will feel more like an internal vibrator. Please report back!

Tmi, maybe:
I learned the hard way that internal vibration feels great but, if I use it for too long, it makes me feel like I have a UTI afterwards. I actually ended up getting a virtual appointment for antibiotics the first time it happened and it wasn’t until the next time i did full session with internal vibe (and it happened again) that I realized šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø. Now I leave the internal vibe function off until I’m close and then turn that on to send things over the edge.
See, and getting both that internal vibe, and external stimulation triggers an intense orgasm for me. I just get extremely frustrated when a toy meant to hit both, doesn't. This toy looks like it could hit the clit, spot, and c-spot, if it was positioned just right.
 
See, and getting both that internal vibe, and external stimulation triggers an intense orgasm for me. I just get extremely frustrated when a toy meant to hit both, doesn't.
šŸ’Æ that’s exactly my gripe with the Lovense Nora!
I spent quite some time trying to find a rabbit style that worked correctly for my anatomy. Which reminds me I need to write up my review for the one I found/love.
and c-spot
is this a typo for g-spot or is there another spot that I don’t know about? I need an anatomy lesson 🤣. I remember @Wriggle once mentioned something to me about an A-spot… how many spots do we have?? I think I need to do some googling
 
šŸ’Æ that’s exactly my gripe with the Lovense Nora!
I spent quite some time trying to find a rabbit style that worked correctly for my anatomy. Which reminds me I need to write up my review for the one I found/love.

is this a typo for g-spot or is there another spot that I don’t know about? I need an anatomy lesson 🤣. I remember @Wriggle once mentioned something to me about an A-spot… how many spots do we have?? I think I need to do some googling
My bad, its the "A-spot", the anterior fornix.
 
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