X_fallenangel_X
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uhh...wtf?
Sexual humor for all!!
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juan tractor
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Don't you just hate double standards? How come when Roy Orbison drove all night, crept in her room and made love to her, it was called romantic, but when I did it it was classed as rape
some have odd humor
TonyUK
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It's lyrics - "I drove all night"
X_fallenangel_X
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okay, but what does that have to do with humor or jokes?
Johnny_Ray_Wilson
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Okay, so I have seen alot of av's with really funny sexual humor, whether it be a guy lifting a barbell with no hands
Please no really degrading or racist pictures, it supposed to be fun, not a place to offend people.
Anyways, I will start:
LMAO!
TonyUK
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Guess you either get it or you don't...
daus42
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an oldie.......
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"
His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's ass and say, 'How about a blowjob?' ....And she's always sound asleep."
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"
His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's ass and say, 'How about a blowjob?' ....And she's always sound asleep."
briansmith98
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I thought it was funny, but I've got a twisted side. Perhaps if it were in quotes, it might have sounded less like a confession
juan tractor
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guy takes his wife to the doctor. doctor comes out and says, "your wife has acute angina." guy replies, "yeah, and she's got a nice pair of tits, too..."
IsabellaKing
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This happened at a major Australian University, during a biology lecture. A professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. A young woman raised her hand and asked, 'If I understand you correctly, you are saying there is as much glucose in male semen as in sugar?' The professor responded, yes, that's correct adding some statistical data. Raising her hand again, the girl asked, 'Then why doesn't it taste sweet?' After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing. The poor girl turned bright red, and as she realised exactly what she had inadvertently said, she picked up her books, and without another word, walked out of the class. However, as she was heading for the door, the professor's reply was a classic. Totally straight faced, he answered her question. 'It doesn't taste sweet because the taste-buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not in the back of your throat'.
