Sexy / humorous (tasteless?) rhyming poems

[bluerains]

ouch...

I shaved for the first time
in five months,
had to trim first
then ran heated water
tingle hot
while steam rises
to encave skin
with sheen
occasional tiny rivlet
spills wetness
down
and soap
glided
nails, skates
on ice, slippery,
sharply raking
inner lips of my labia

how you loved to watch
me pull them,
delighted torment
courses with each thrill

and I close my eyes
head relaxed, hair damp
and coiling
as I imagine
the razor covering here
and my finger twirled circles
smiling inwardly,
I could almost
make myself fart there
but I would never
...on my own.

Just to imagine what
my cunt would feel like
stretched, filled
with silky hardness
slick fire,
hands slapping,
teasing
forceful or tender
divinity of senses
aflame, an expulsive
fibrillation screeching
madness.
God to feel the real thing!

hot from the shower...wooh...

 

[sandspike]

written in 11th grade grade chem. class 1966

I'll tell you of people who minds are the poorest
and for them heart holds much remorse
for when they desire sexual intercourse
they pick for their companion a mule or a horse
now give them credit for having a lot
for it takes much meat to fill a horse's slot
but their choice is odd and mighty unwitty
for who ever eats a horses titty?

(I have always found our dirty little gems are long remembered when rhymed.)

 

[bluerains]

omg...

I'll tell you of people who minds are the poorest
and for them heart holds much remorse
for when they desire sexual intercourse
they pick for their companion a mule or a horse
now give them credit for having a lot
for it takes much meat to fill a horse's slot
but their choice is odd and mighty unwitty
for who ever eats a horses titty?

(I have always found our dirty little gems are long remembered when rhymed.)

u r bad....once many years ago in the mountains where I lived...there was a rumor of this local cop ..who was really a cute hunk of a guy...who liked to do sheep...we all used to whisper about it...now I wonder...this is so funny ss...

 

[Jennifer C]

Had to give this thread a bump, it's so fucking funny!