Shoot the shit ~ Last person to post here wins a cookie

[Mephistophelily]

Hm.
I don't think you mean that.
I think you are a fibber!

Nooooomaybelilbit.

But it makes me all goopy and giddyish and susceptible to lots of naughtyminded things...

 

[Vail_Indigo]

Nooooomaybelilbit.

But it makes me all goopy and giddyish and susceptible to lots of naughtyminded things...

I would like to put forward the hypothesis that this is a good thing.

 

[Mephistophelily]

I would like to put forward the hypothesis that this is a good thing.

I challenge your hypothesis on the need for proven scientific fact.

 

[Vail_Indigo]

COOKIES!

 

[Nina327]

COOKIES!

~Win~

 

[Noon_Shadow]

Am I back in time for the cookies?

 

[PollySays]

Don't shoot shit.
The explosive mess of such an action would be horrific.



Oh, you're shooting it for cookies?
You may want to at least leave them somewhere safe from that back splatter. Think of the physics you've learned in horror movies!

 

[chronicle_tenko]

Don't shoot shit.
The explosive mess of such an action would be horrific.



Oh, you're shooting it for cookies?
You may want to at least leave them somewhere safe from that back splatter. Think of the physics you've learned in horror movies!

Shotguns make things explode? I mean honestly I think it would go forward. I've watched that rifle bullet through a watermelon for Kennedy so many times now.

 

[PollySays]

Shotguns make things explode? I mean honestly I think it would go forward. I've watched that rifle bullet through a watermelon for Kennedy so many times now.

Seems rather explosive looking to me.

(My favorite is the ketchup.)

 

[chronicle_tenko]

Seems rather explosive looking to me.

(My favorite is the ketchup.)

Well they mostly do. But it's more contained than it looks. I suppose it'd still go everywhere. And mine is the watermelon. Maybe I'm just a Gallagher fan at heart.

 

[Vail_Indigo]

the cookie is a lie

 

[PollySays]

Well they mostly do. But it's more contained than it looks. I suppose it'd still go everywhere. And mine is the watermelon. Maybe I'm just a Gallagher fan at heart.

Ah, Gallagher.
Wow, haven't heard that name since my dad last watched one of those random replaying episodes on Comedy Central years and years ago.
(Was it a heart attack? Aneurism? Overworking his smashermasher?)

 

[PollySays]

the cookie is a lie

I am so sad now.
I was so happy.
But now I am sad.

 

[chronicle_tenko]

the cookie is a lie

Only because you ate it.

*Grumbles off to bake*

Ah, Gallagher.
Wow, haven't heard that name since my dad last watched one of those random replaying episodes on Comedy Central years and years ago.
(Was it a heart attack? Aneurism? Overworking his smashermasher?)

I think he's still alive. *Wikis*

He is, but he did have a heart attack. Who knew.

 

[chronicle_tenko]

I am so sad now.
I was so happy.
But now I am sad.

I'll bake more. 30 minutes you'll have a fresh cookie. it will also lie. Because it'll be raisin and not chocolate chip. But I'll make Unhealthy cookies after.

 

[PollySays]

I'll bake more. 30 minutes you'll have a fresh cookie. it will also lie. Because it'll be raisin and not chocolate chip. But I'll make Unhealthy cookies after.

I am not sure whether to be happy or sad.
So I shall do both and hope they cancel each other out enough to be left at monotone.

(Look, I'm Ben Stein.)

 

[PollySays]

I think he's still alive. *Wikis*

He is, but he did have a heart attack. Who knew.

That's what I had thought. Dad had mentioned something on it, but he confuses all comedians for each other. Gallagher is Robin Williams is Sam Kinison.

At least Whoopi Goldberg wasn't in there too.

 

[chronicle_tenko]

I am not sure whether to be happy or sad.
So I shall do both and hope they cancel each other out enough to be left at monotone.

(Look, I'm Ben Stein.)

Can I won your money? (Probably not, that man is freaking Smart.)

That's what I had thought. Dad had mentioned something on it, but he confuses all comedians for each other. Gallagher is Robin Williams is Sam Kinison.

At least Whoopi Goldberg wasn't in there too.

I miss Sam Kinison. I wish Andrew Clay had died. I don't need more 'Dice'. I have enough of my own. Sam Kinison was at least Funny misogynist.

 

[PollySays]

Can I won your money? (Probably not, that man is freaking Smart.)



I miss Sam Kinison. I wish Andrew Clay had died. I don't need more 'Dice'. I have enough of my own. Sam Kinison was at least Funny misogynist.

Stein scares me. I truly believe him to be an android.


Kinison, however. Very real. No robot could make such sounds.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Stein scares me. I truly believe him to be an android.


Kinison, however. Very real. No robot could make such sounds.

Stein might not be an android, but he is definitely a dishonest fucking asshole.

 

[PollySays]

Stein might not be an android, but he is definitely a dishonest fucking asshole.

I pay more attention to his "acting" than political career. (Does that count as acting? His continuous same monotony? Isn't that all actors anymore, though?)

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

I pay more attention to his "acting" than political career. (Does that count as acting? His continuous same monotony? Isn't that all actors anymore, though?)

More his "documentary" film making I'm referring to, but yeah..

Also, I'd say there's plenty of overactors to go around, too.

 

[Miss_Vivi]

Drags this thread out, dusts it off and adds more cookies, which I then quickly hide.

And I still win the cookie!

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Nope.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

• wants cookies
• needs cookies
• must have cookies
• will settle for a monster
• I win...